You've been seeing my girl

you get your butt over there and sit down when I get through talking to him then I'm gonna deal

with you sit your butt down Patrice right now hello hello who is this who is this I'm looking

for K Miller who is K Miller let me tell you something man this is Perkins already know I've

been finding out from people that you've been coming by my house when I'm gone and you've been

I'm looking for you.

You hear me?

Hey, man, I don't even know who you are, man.

Sit your butt down, Patrice.

Sit it down.

K. Miller, when I find out where you at, when I get my hands on your ass, it's going to be over with.

Hey, you can hold up now.

I am K. Miller, but you ain't going to do shit for me.

Oh, you can kill her.

It seems like somebody, you know, is fucking your girl and shit, and, you know, you can't handle it.

You know, I don't appreciate no lightweight cupcake-ass nigga calling me, accusing me of doing something I ain't done yet.

We'll do it now you look don't start this here today dog

I ain't got enough in me right now the whole list pressure now

I'm looking for your ass and when I find you dog this ain't gonna be good between me and you now

You don't got enough cuz you ain't fucking your girl, right?

That's why you called me accusing me of fucking your bitch

But you know I might well go down fucker cuz it sounds like you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing

I don't don't sit here and say nothing stupid to me like this here dog matter of fact

Patrice don't move till I'm through with it now mr. K Miller let me tell you

something man why don't we just meet up and get this

over with we can go ahead and meet up and when you meet with me make sure you

put your look down and work your job because I got something for you

but so I do what put your leg down and work your job because I got something

for you talk to me crazy dog hey man look here you know you don't know who

the fuck you dealing with yeah this is K Miller and you got the right phone

You can't call my number acting any kind of goddamn way now. I don't know who the fuck you are

But you don't need to be fucking with me

All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you and ain't already gave me the description you six two you drive a black Chrysler

And I already know when I see you it ain't gonna be good between me and you man

Bitch I don't drive no goddamn Chrysler

You don't drive no Chrysler 300? Hell naw bitch ass nigga I don't drive no goddamn Chrysler. Okay, what you drive?

None of your goddamn beers who's gonna kick your motherfucking ass

Chrysler black 300 now my brother drive a goddamn Chrysler. Well your brother had right now. That's what I need to know

Your brother finna get married, but he's still going over to my house messing with my sit your ass down

You ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing.

If he is laying the pipe, he laying it right, and your woman's getting a delight.

Look, I ain't got time for your little nursery rhymes now.

Look, ain't you K. Miller?

Yeah, I'm K. Miller, but my brother's K. Miller.

Your brother named K. Miller?

Yeah.

What's your name?

My name is K. Miller.

Both of y'all is K. Millers?

Yeah.

Okay, but your brother is the one that drive the black 300 Chrysler?

Goddamn right.

I'ma whoop you in your brother's ass if I got to

It don't even make no difference to me

It don't make no difference to me

I run in the cave, Kennedy Miller, Kevin Miller, damn it, Carla Miller.

It don't make me no different.

I'm whooping a Miller's ass sooner or later.

You ain't do a goddamn thing.

I want you to come by this motherfucker right now.

You hiding behind a goddamn phone because you weak.

You're a weak, punk-ass, low-down, sorry-ass nigga.

Come on over to this motherfucker right now,

and me and my goddamn brother going to whoop your lightweight cupcake ass.

Right now at the service station.

Yeah, you go ahead and do that, nigga.

I got something for you.

I'm through here.

All this you talking about, all I want to know is how long it's going to take for you

to get to the service station.

That's all I want to know from you.

What, bitch?

All I want to know is how long it's going to take for you to get to the service station

on Frankfort and Kelly.

How long is that?

Get to my goddamn car right now.

Well, come on then.

I'm on my way to.

Get your motherfucking head.

I'm ready for you.

Okay.

I'ma whoop your ass and then when I find out who your brother is

Look, I got something for your bitch ass

Come on, bring it on, goddamn shit

Okay, cool

Let me tell you one more thing before you get there

You gotta tell me that you ain't already told me

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show

You just got pranked

Man, yo, he gonna get your goddamn ass

Tommy doing some goddamn shit like this here

Shit

Motherfucker, I've been doing born to a goddamn divorce around here

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