Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank

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A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.

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Hello.

Speaker 2

Hey, I'm trying to reach uh Ty.

Speaker 2

Ty, is that is that your name, Ty?

Speaker 1

Yeah, my name is Ty.

Speaker 1

Who is this?

Speaker 2

Hey, this Kennedy, man.

Speaker 2

You can call me Ken, but that this Kennedy.

Speaker 2

You work with my wife, um, with with my wife Catrice.

Speaker 1

Oh, oh yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

I work with Catrice, man.

Speaker 1

Been working with her for years, man.

Speaker 1

What's going on?

Speaker 2

Okay, hey, what's what's what's up, bro?

Speaker 2

I I I can't remember if I met you before, Ty or not.

Speaker 2

I ain't sure.

Speaker 2

I s I but I seen your um your face.

Speaker 2

Okay, you y'all be uh the work the job, um, y'all be doing this um this this this zoom thing, right?

Speaker 1

Yeah, we do zoom for conference calls, man.

Speaker 1

What what's going on?

Speaker 1

What's up?

Speaker 2

Okay, so so listen take t l hear me out, man.

Speaker 2

So this was going on.

Speaker 2

I noticed, you know, I passed by the office, my wife in there doing the Zoom thing, and I see, you know, all these people on there and and y'all doing uh I I guess y'all doing the conference call or whatever.

Speaker 2

But you know, when I look closer, yeah, but when I look closer, you know, seemed like when my lady talking, you know, when my wife talking, seemed like you, you over there uh uh touching yourself, winking your eye.

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You know, like you trying to make passes at her, give her a hint or something.

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You know, I I don't know what the f going on.

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If you're trying to throw her some sign language or something, but all this little this this this this this this Zoom golly golly bull sh this shit.

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Gotta stop, dog.

Speaker 1

Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1

First off, man, you got me messed up.

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And and another thing, man, take all that bass out your voice.

Speaker 1

You're gonna talk to me with a little respect.

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Now, I've been knowing your wife for years, man.

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I got nothing but the utmost respect for her.

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I would never do anything to disrespect her, man.

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I'm I'm married myself, man.

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I wouldn't put myself out there like that.

Speaker 2

So what the f is you what what what are you doing while my wife talking on this on this on this on this Zoom sh, dawg?

Speaker 2

What is you doing?

Speaker 1

Yo, I'm not doing anything but my job, man.

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And again, we both grown ass men, so you ain't gonna talk to me any kind of way.

Speaker 1

You ain't gonna talk down to me, man.

Speaker 1

You ain't gonna call my phone and go talk to me like a child, okay?

Speaker 2

Okay, let me let me go and put let me put this out here right here, Ty.

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Let me let me tell you right here, Ty.

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Let me tell you this.

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Right now, I'm telling you right here for Lord.

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I I swear to you, man, if I see my if I when my wife get on the Zoom again, if I find out you on there touching yourself, look like you wanking at her, I promise you, soon as this this this this virus get through, I promise you, all that zoom golly golly gonna get your ass whooped.

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I'm telling you right mother now, dog.

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Cut that bullshit God on that damn conference, man.

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Hey man, like I done told you, okay?

Speaker 1

Man, you need to quit talking to me that way.

Speaker 1

And you know what?

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You by the way, man.

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You ain't gonna call me and talk all this.

Speaker 2

No, f you, man.

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You ain't gonna be with my wife with that bullshit, touching yourself.

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What you what are you wanking your mother fing eye for, man?

Speaker 1

What ain't winking at your wife?

Speaker 1

Are you crazy or something?

Speaker 1

Are you touched in the head, man?

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What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2

I ain't touch I ain't I'm I'm gonna touch your mother ass up if I find out you on that zoom, but that that all that zoom golly golly bulls gonna get you f up.

Speaker 1

Well, I tell you what, you are you better thank God for the uh coronavirus.

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Because if it was anything different, I'd be at your house on your ass right now.

Speaker 1

You hear what I'm saying?

Speaker 2

You can say what you want and do what you want.

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Matter of fact, soon as this sh Get up out the air.

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It's me and you, partner.

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Oh, Zoom golly golly, mother for me and you.

Speaker 1

Ain't nothing between us but opportunity whenever you ready, mother.

Speaker 2

Ain't nothing between us but that virus.

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And as soon as that gone, it's me and you.

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I told my wife you was over there doing that bull sh.

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I told Catrice that.

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I only told you more than once.

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I have nothing but respect for your wife, but me and you, we ain't bro.

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I yeah.

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Wait till this over, man.

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All this bullshit.

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You calling me on my phone, talking all this shit, and I'm trying to do something.

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I got a mad woman in this house eating me crazy right now.

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Are you finging out your mind, man?

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Whenever you ready to come over here and get your ass whooped.

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You go ahead and come over here.

Speaker 1

You go ahead and jump.

Speaker 2

Okay, let me ask you this here.

Speaker 2

Do you know, do you know Dwayne, Bean, and Big Mike?

Speaker 2

Do you know them?

Speaker 1

Hell yeah, I know them.

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They're my name my boys, man.

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So what you know about them?

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What I know about them, what I know about them, Ty, is they told Ty, listen to me.

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They told me to call you.

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This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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You just got pranked.

Speaker 2

You got pranked by your boy Dwayne.

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B the big boy.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna walk day ass.

Speaker 1

Yo, Tom, you have my blood pressure.

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Oh

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for real.

Speaker 2

Uh hey man, we gotta laugh during this time right now, baby.

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It's time.

Speaker 1

We can all laugh, man.

Speaker 1

That is the the most excitement I've had since lockdown.

Speaker 1

Thank you, man.

Speaker 2

Hey man, so y'all uh your job doing all these uh y'all doing Zoom conferences, you doing a lot of them.

Speaker 1

Yeah, man.

Speaker 1

That's all we've been doing, man.

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You know we can't go anywhere, can't meet up with people, so man, we we've been doing them a whole lot, man.

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That's all we've been doing.

Speaker 2

I hear you.

Speaker 2

Well, hang in there, man.

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Be safe, keep your family safe, man.

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And try to put a laugh on on somebody's face.

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That's all the nephew.

Speaker 2

You're trying to do, man.

Speaker 1

And you know what, man?

Speaker 1

We appreciate everything you do during this time, man.

Speaker 1

You guys are helping us stay up.

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So thank you, bruh.

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All right, man.

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Twenty twenty.

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Let me know this, man.

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What is the baddest?

Speaker 2

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 1

Steve Harvey show.

Speaker 1

Nope, you talk.

Speaker 2

God is not through with you, but we are.

Oh.

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I'm gonna say that one more time.

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God is not through with you.

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But we are.

Speaker 2

Let's go, cat dog.