Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank
6:00A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.
Transcript
136 linesHello.
Hey, I'm trying to reach uh Ty.
Ty, is that is that your name, Ty?
Yeah, my name is Ty.
Who is this?
Hey, this Kennedy, man.
You can call me Ken, but that this Kennedy.
You work with my wife, um, with with my wife Catrice.
Oh, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I work with Catrice, man.
Been working with her for years, man.
What's going on?
Okay, hey, what's what's what's up, bro?
I I I can't remember if I met you before, Ty or not.
I ain't sure.
I s I but I seen your um your face.
Okay, you y'all be uh the work the job, um, y'all be doing this um this this this zoom thing, right?
Yeah, we do zoom for conference calls, man.
What what's going on?
What's up?
Okay, so so listen take t l hear me out, man.
So this was going on.
I noticed, you know, I passed by the office, my wife in there doing the Zoom thing, and I see, you know, all these people on there and and y'all doing uh I I guess y'all doing the conference call or whatever.
But you know, when I look closer, yeah, but when I look closer, you know, seemed like when my lady talking, you know, when my wife talking, seemed like you, you over there uh uh touching yourself, winking your eye.
You know, like you trying to make passes at her, give her a hint or something.
You know, I I don't know what the f going on.
If you're trying to throw her some sign language or something, but all this little this this this this this this Zoom golly golly bull sh this shit.
Gotta stop, dog.
Wait, wait, wait.
First off, man, you got me messed up.
And and another thing, man, take all that bass out your voice.
You're gonna talk to me with a little respect.
Now, I've been knowing your wife for years, man.
I got nothing but the utmost respect for her.
I would never do anything to disrespect her, man.
I'm I'm married myself, man.
I wouldn't put myself out there like that.
So what the f is you what what what are you doing while my wife talking on this on this on this on this Zoom sh, dawg?
What is you doing?
Yo, I'm not doing anything but my job, man.
And again, we both grown ass men, so you ain't gonna talk to me any kind of way.
You ain't gonna talk down to me, man.
You ain't gonna call my phone and go talk to me like a child, okay?
Okay, let me let me go and put let me put this out here right here, Ty.
Let me let me tell you right here, Ty.
Let me tell you this.
Right now, I'm telling you right here for Lord.
I I swear to you, man, if I see my if I when my wife get on the Zoom again, if I find out you on there touching yourself, look like you wanking at her, I promise you, soon as this this this this virus get through, I promise you, all that zoom golly golly gonna get your ass whooped.
I'm telling you right mother now, dog.
Cut that bullshit God on that damn conference, man.
Hey man, like I done told you, okay?
Man, you need to quit talking to me that way.
And you know what?
You by the way, man.
You ain't gonna call me and talk all this.
No, f you, man.
You ain't gonna be with my wife with that bullshit, touching yourself.
What you what are you wanking your mother fing eye for, man?
What ain't winking at your wife?
Are you crazy or something?
Are you touched in the head, man?
What's wrong with you?
I ain't touch I ain't I'm I'm gonna touch your mother ass up if I find out you on that zoom, but that that all that zoom golly golly bulls gonna get you f up.
Well, I tell you what, you are you better thank God for the uh coronavirus.
Because if it was anything different, I'd be at your house on your ass right now.
You hear what I'm saying?
You can say what you want and do what you want.
Matter of fact, soon as this sh Get up out the air.
It's me and you, partner.
Oh, Zoom golly golly, mother for me and you.
Ain't nothing between us but opportunity whenever you ready, mother.
Ain't nothing between us but that virus.
And as soon as that gone, it's me and you.
I told my wife you was over there doing that bull sh.
I told Catrice that.
I only told you more than once.
I have nothing but respect for your wife, but me and you, we ain't bro.
I yeah.
Wait till this over, man.
All this bullshit.
You calling me on my phone, talking all this shit, and I'm trying to do something.
I got a mad woman in this house eating me crazy right now.
Are you finging out your mind, man?
Whenever you ready to come over here and get your ass whooped.
You go ahead and come over here.
You go ahead and jump.
Okay, let me ask you this here.
Do you know, do you know Dwayne, Bean, and Big Mike?
Do you know them?
Hell yeah, I know them.
They're my name my boys, man.
So what you know about them?
What I know about them, what I know about them, Ty, is they told Ty, listen to me.
They told me to call you.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked.
You got pranked by your boy Dwayne.
B the big boy.
I'm gonna walk day ass.
Yo, Tom, you have my blood pressure.
Oh
for real.
Uh hey man, we gotta laugh during this time right now, baby.
It's time.
We can all laugh, man.
That is the the most excitement I've had since lockdown.
Thank you, man.
Hey man, so y'all uh your job doing all these uh y'all doing Zoom conferences, you doing a lot of them.
Yeah, man.
That's all we've been doing, man.
You know we can't go anywhere, can't meet up with people, so man, we we've been doing them a whole lot, man.
That's all we've been doing.
I hear you.
Well, hang in there, man.
Be safe, keep your family safe, man.
And try to put a laugh on on somebody's face.
That's all the nephew.
You're trying to do, man.
And you know what, man?
We appreciate everything you do during this time, man.
You guys are helping us stay up.
So thank you, bruh.
All right, man.
Twenty twenty.
Let me know this, man.
What is the baddest?
And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Steve Harvey show.
Nope, you talk.
God is not through with you, but we are.
Oh.
I'm gonna say that one more time.
God is not through with you.
But we are.
Let's go, cat dog.