A reference from the ex-husband

Yeah, I'm trying to reach Scotty, please.

Yeah, yeah, what's up?

Hey, Scotty, how you doing, man?

I'm trying to actually get a reference for Monica.

Monica?

You're talking about Monica's my ex-wife?

a reference on her, if possible.

Oh, okay, so what, is she applying for a job?

Is she trying to go to work now?

Uh, no, this reference is actually for, like,

a relationship. A relationship?

Hold up, hold up,

wait a minute, relationship?

You're talking about a job relationship.

No, no, no, no, see, what this is

is that I'm finna actually start

dating Monica on the regular,

and I'm calling you for a reference.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, wait a minute,

who did you say this is, and how'd you get my

a** up? My name's Phillip, man.

My name's Phil. I got your number out of Monica's phone.

Check this out, Phil. You don't need to call me with whatever you and Monica got going on.

Y'all need to go and deal with that.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I got that, brother.

Hear me out, though. Hear me out.

What I'm trying to say is that I figured if I could get a reference and figure out what kind of person she is

and kind of get a background so you can kind of tell me what kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the whole night.

See, it might save me some time from being in a long relationship if I know what to look for, what's good and what's bad.

Man, say, say, homeboy, homeboy, I know, I know I'm not listening to this.

I was married to a 12-year-old.

Ain't nobody give me no rest, so don't call me asking for no like that.

If you got a number from Monica, you and Monica need to forget my . . .

Okay, but hold up, hold up, bro.

Like I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out . . .

Ain't no hold up.

I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad qualities.

Like, you know, do she want to cook?

You know, is she good in the bedroom?

You know what I'm saying?

I'm trying to know I'm trying to just know what to look for dog. That's all man. I ain't trying to come to you man

Oh, but I just can't believe calling another about some I don't have it no more

Only thing I have to deal with is my child

You know what I'm saying, and you most definitely don't need to be around now say dude. I got to go okay

Okay, okay, but can you give me a good reference on it? That's all I'm trying to get out

To Monica, me and her, but, hey, you ain't gonna have to worry about a relationship with Monica, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, okay, okay, hold up, man. Let me go and break this to you.

First of all, me and Monica done dated for the last year off and on.

We just finna get serious.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, dude. The last year, me and this woman just got a divorce a few months ago.

Oh, so you that who must have messed up my...

No, no, no, I ain't, look, look, I ain't calling you.

That's the reason why y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.

Hey, man, why don't you slide your little slick back under that rock that you slid from under?

Hey, dawg, I can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.

But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here, man.

Hey, dawg, can you just give her brother some references, man,

something I can look out for, some signs that she might start tripping.

The reference I'm going to give you is when you don't have enough money,

when she wants that $1,200 bag, don't call me for that.

well baby I just gave you my check what don't mean nothing and or you pull up your bank account

ain't no money in that that's the reference you need ain't I need to hear from you especially if

you who was around with my wife while while we was married talking about married hold up the

reference is I'm gonna find your I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down then yeah give

face to face

Hey dawg

I ain't trying to have no altercation with you man

Homeboy you must have been trying to have something you dialing my number

Okay dawg

Okay one more question man

and then I'm gonna be out your house

I just like I said

I just wanted a few things and know some background on them

Man you out of questions homeboy

You out of questions

Okay but I just need to know this

because I want everything

Hey man

I want everything to run smooth dawg

and I want us to have a good understanding

Do you have a problem man

with your little girl calling me daddy?

What the f*** did you just ask?

You asked me about my f***ing daughter.

Hey, hey, hey, calm down, dude.

Calm?

I'm calm as I'm gonna f***ing beat.

You asked about mine.

This is about mine.

Hey, dog, I'm just asking, n***a, here.

You around my f***ing child.

I will come and f*** this whole boy.

Look, I'm gonna find you.

Because you a bad f***er.

You Mr. Bad.

You dialed my f***ing number.

Not only you got that f***, but man, you talking about my f***ing child.

Look here, man.

That child there, her name cannot come out your mouth.

You hear what I'm saying?

Say, man, this and I don't have time, but I'm going to call that moniker and I'm going to get you.

Yeah, I'm going to get you.

I'm out of here.

You want.

Why are you calling me back?

Scotty, Scotty, Scotty.

I'm trying to tell you something.

Why are you calling my number back, man?

I'm just trying to tell you something.

No, I want to say, Scotty, just listen to me, man.

I want to say this.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your brother Brian got me to prank phone call you.

Hey, man, it's who?

It's who?

Hey, Scotty, Scotty, this is Tommy, man.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your brother Brian got me to prank phone call you.

Say, man.

Man.

Oh, well, I'm about to go.

Hey, dude, I'm about to go ballistic over here man. Hey Brian got one coming though. Oh

You all right, man

Yeah, yeah

Tommy man

Hey, I'm glad you play it man because talk about my little girl

Brian no, it's gonna be on in his world man

Hey man, one more thing, man. What is the baddest? And I mean, the baddest race?

Hello. Hello. Hey, who there? Can you hear me? Yeah. Who is there? This Raymond, Raymond Henderson.