AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House

Hello?

Hello, uh, I'm trying to reach uh uh uh Mr.

I think that's the name.

Yeah, this is this is what's this in regard to?

Uh, this by the uh air conditioner unit.

You did some work uh for us over on uh my house over off the street.

Do you remember coming out there last week?

Uh yeah, yeah, I remember f yeah.

Right, my uh it was a lady there, my wife, she let you in to come on right, right.

Is there is there a problem?

Is there a problem?

The air's not cooling or what?

No, no, no, no.

It's cooling.

Everything.

Matter of fact, I want to tell you uh uh that you did uh you did a good job.

But uh I got a question for you now.

When you was at the house and you was uh working on the air conditioner out there in the backyard, did you did you happen to go on the side of my house and pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side?

Did you go over there and and you do number one on the side of my house?

Wait, what?

Well, what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that when you were there, that you you went on the side she was looking out the window.

She said that when you was there that you uh

and went and used the bathroom on the side of the house.

Hold on, hold on, hold, hold, hold a minute.

I did what now to what?

I p

right, you you you you p and you did number one over on the side of the house.

Now is is that something that you did?

Say, man, look, uh, you you got to understand something, man.

All right, now I I apologize if that did happen.

But you got to understand something.

You know, we down south, man, and you know, we talking 85, 90, 95 degree weather, man.

I got to stay hydrated.

I got to drink a lot of fluid.

So, you know, with me being the age that I am, I have to drink a lot of fluid and it tend to pass through.

Once once again, I said I apologize.

I understand all that, but you know what?

I can't accept no apology like that.

When I got a man that's put got on the side of my house and then p and man, now I'm apologizing to you.

And you coming off on me like that?

You you done put you done on the side of my house.

Now look here, young man.

Now, if your wife showed me

she needs to see some type of you evidently ain't doing some you don't know.

Who the hell Who you think you talking to?

Is she that hard up that she got to look at a whole man's Look look look?

All I know is I don't want no man at my house in the house side of the house backyard, f nothing.

Well you should have been there.

Hey, uh look, man, let me tell you something though.

Let me tell you something.

I'm the only person at my house.

You understand me?

Look here, son.

I'm a professional, okay?

I do my job and I take my job with pride, okay?

That's that water running through me.

All right.

Okay, but you don't you don't p and

no other man's house.

And you p at my house, and my wife sitting there looking at you out the window.

Now I got a problem with that.

Well, what you need to have a problem with is your wife looking at me f if that's what I did.

You know what?

You need to be at home and give her something to look at other than looking at me.

You don't tell me what I need to do about my wife.

You don't go to another man.

Man, you know what?

I'm about to lose it.

All right.

Now I tell you, you gonna make you gonna make me lose a quick let me let me get my that guy, let me get my book.

That's all.

Yeah, I can't give a f right here.

You damn right.

And I'm gonna I tell you what.

Yeah, that's

gonna show you what f it is.

You you don't at another man's house.

You don't do that.

And people, my wife looking out the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds was open.

Young man, now you did you get it you getting me real upset with these accusations.

All right.

Now look, you had you had what is on the street.

Now you are you know where I'm gonna be.

I will show you what the

I want you to bring your back over here on Phillips.

I know exactly where you said.

You did Yonka on that on that on that gout on uh

street.

I'ma come over there.

And I got something for your y'all.

I got something for your now you make me disregard my professionalism, and I'm gonna come show you what being d is about.

Look, man, what you don't do is f at another man house, and that's what you did, and you know it ain't called for.

Now you could have held that.

Apologize, man.

I had to go.

I told you I drank a lot of fluence in this hot heat, man.

Now what else do you want me to do?

I want you to keep your fluid till you get to the service station down the street, but not in my backyard side of the house and my wife looking out the window.

Man, f you and f what you talking about.

If I didn't, I apologize.

If you can't accept it, then hell with it.

Look at you, you're gonna f me off and make me do something up and I'm telling you nothing.

I done told you, I apologize to you, and I'm gonna come over there and kick your okay.

No, you ain't you'll do what?

Let me tell you something.

Your wife is young, and I know you're young.

You can't deal with no old school.

I'll kick your young core.

You gonna you gonna get your ass whooped today?

You hear me?

You gonna get

your

street too.

I'll come your young ass.

Let me tell you, so I got one more thing to say to you.

It's you listening to me.

Speak, speak, dammit.

This is nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy named

now.

You know what?

I'm gonna get with his and he knows I got hard palpitation.

I don't need this type of in my life, man.

He said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and heaters all day.

He said, Man, let me tell you something.

He said he'd be frustrated to begin with.

He said, begin McCall.

He know it, man, because I got nine or ten more I still gotta do today.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm I'm I'm all right now, nephew.

I'm all right now.

You and that Steve Hall of some damn fools in the morning.

I listen to y'all cats every in the morning, man.

I don't know how in the air.

I sit back riding laughing at how y'all get people and y'all done got me with the same.

Oh man.

I enjoy y'all show, man.

Y'all keep the good goggle work.

I appreciate it, man.

I got one more question to ask you, man.

What is the badest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Well, you know, the Steve Robbett Morning Show.