Peeing on the House Prank

I got to drink a lot of fluids, so you know, with me being the age that I am, I have to drink a lot of fluids and attend to pass through.

Once and once again I said I apologize.

I understand all that, but you know what?

I can't accept no apology like that when I got a man that's put got on the side of my house and then p and man.

Now I'm apologizing to you.

And you coming off on me like that?

You you done you done on the side of my house in front of my wife.

Now, look here, young man.

Now, if your wife showed me, evidently she needs to see some type of you evidently ain't doing some.

You don't know.

Who the hell?

Who you think you talking to?

How is your wife watching me anyway do my work?

Why is she that hard up that she got to look at the old man?

Look, look, look, all I know is I don't want no man at my house in the house side of the house backyard, f nothing.

Well, you should have been there.

Hey, I w look, man, let me tell you something though.

Let me tell you something.

I'm the only person at my house.

You understand me?

You ain't right if she out there looking at me.

Look here, son.

I'm a professional, okay?

I do my job and I take my job with pride, okay?

That's that water running through me.

All right.

Okay, but you don't you don't p at no other man's house.

And you p at my house, and my wife sitting there looking at you out the window.

Now I got a problem with that.

Well, what you need to have a problem with is your wife looking at me f if that's what I did.

You know what?

You need to be at home and give us something to look at other than looking at me.

You don't tell me what I need to do about my wife.

You don't go to another man.

Man, you know what?

I'm about to lose it.

Alright?

Now I tell you.

Let me get my book.

That's all.

Yeah, I can't give a right here.

You damn right.

And I'm gonna I tell you what.

That's what I'm starting to show you what it is.

You don't p at another man's house.

You don't do that.

And people, my wife looking out the window.

And I bet you knew that them blinds was open.

Young man, nah.

You did you get it?

You getting me real upset with these accusations.

Alright.

Now look, you had you had what is d street.

You know where I'm at.

I want you to bring your ass back over here on Phillips.

I know exactly what you said.

You that youngster on that on that on that gout on uh

street.

I'm gonna come over there.

And I got money for your y'allster.

I got something for your now

disregard of my professionalism, and I'm gonna come show you what being d is about.

Look, man, what you don't do is f at another man's house, and that's what you did, and you know it ain't called for.

Now you could have held that.

Apologize, man.

I had to go.

I told you I drank a lot of fluence in this hot heat, man.

Now what else do you want me to do?

I want you to keep your fluid till you get to the service station down the street, but not in my backyard side of the house and my wife looking out the window.

Man, f you and f what you talking about.

If I didn't, I apologize.

If you can't accept it, then the hell with it.

Look at you, you're gonna f me off and make me do something up and I'm telling you, no.

I done told you, I apologize to you, and I will come over there and kick your ass, okay?

No, you I take you'll do what?

Let me tell you something.

Kick your young cause judging from the age of your wife, your wife is young, and I know you're young.

You can't deal with no old school.

I'll kick your young core.

You go you gon' get your whooped today.

You hear me?

Me.

You gonna get me check your

sleep too.

I'll come young.

Let me tell you I got one more thing to say to you.

Is you listening to me?

Speak, speak, dammit.

This is nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy named

now.

You know what?

I'm gonna get with his he know I got heart palpitation.

I don't need this type of s in my life, man.

He said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and heaters all day.

He said, Man, let me tell you something.

He said he'd be frustrated to begin with.

He said, begin McCall.

He knows, man, because I got nine or ten more I still gotta do today.

Hey man.

You alright?

Yeah, I'm I'm I'm all right, not this you I'm all right, not this.

You and that Steve Hollow from damn fools in the morning.

I listen to y'all cast every morning, man.

I don't know how in the air.

I sit back riding laughing at how y'all get people y'all and got me with the same.

Oh man.

I enjoy y'all show, man.

Y'all keep up the good goggle work.

I appreciate it, man.

I got one more question to ask you, man.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Well, you know, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.