Broken Wii Game

Okay.

And see if we can get down to the to the to the nuts and bolts of this thing.

Now listen um your son is your son is a isn't he?

Yeah that's my son.

Okay.

Now you know of course it's the Christmas holidays and all these kids been in the neighborhood been hanging out together and everything.

Um well the uh uh the day after Christmas the kids in the neighborhood I guess about eight nine ten of 'em was over here at the house and they was playing in the backyard and they came in the house and started playing.

Me and my wife actually we bought my son we bought him a a wee game.

Okay.

And what Is the wee game now is broken.

And the problem is is that the kids, all of the kids are saying your son

is the one that broke the wee game.

And I wanted to give you a call and see if we can't get this matter squared away.

I mean, you know, I know how you you know uh uh economy is bad now and you know money is is pretty tight, but we try to still make sure our our kids got a good Christmas even though times is hard now.

But we I would like for it if if it's uh not a problem.

Maybe I can get with you and your husband and y'all can cut us a check for three hundred dollars because that's oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, how how do you know broke it?

I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute now.

I done sat here and I didn't tell you that everybody in the neighborhood, all these kids, all of them is saying that your son uh is the one that broke it.

Well, check this out.

Um, did you see my son break it?

See, no, no, no.

What we're not gonna do is pull this type of.

We're not gonna do this type of right here.

Well, you're gonna sit here and ask me, do I know if your son is the one broken?

I just got to sit in here telling you that all that's gonna be.

Well, I don't give a f what you just told me.

I'm gonna have to talk to my son and find out from my son myself.

I'm not gonna take your word for it.

I need to find out, I need to talk to my son.

And I very, very much out that my kids.

Don't worry.

Listen, my son is out plain handling his business.

You don't worry about my son.

Let me handle my son.

You hear me?

No, I hear what you're saying.

But I'm saying is you're trying to sit here and say you got to get your son's clarification on something that everybody in the neighborhood is saying that your son did.

They say your son is the one that broke the window.

I'm gonna get my son's cle I don't give a f what anybody in the I don't give a no, I'm gonna talk to my son and make sure that my son is broke the game.

If I'm gonna what what are you asking for?

Three hundred dollars?

You must have lost your rabbit mind.

Are you I didn't lost my damn mind?

What I'm trying to tell you is your son is okay, so let me ask you something, Miss If your son come in and say he didn't break the wee game, you just gonna take that for granted and that's it?

Hell yes.

Hell yes.

Is that clear enough for you?

Hell yeah.

As a matter of fact, even if my son broke the game, you ain't getting everybody else is saying that your child done broke the damn wee game.

You know what?

If you done brought your son a wee game instead of him coming to my house to play with it, my wouldn't be broken.

And my child wouldn't be crying about his wee game.

No.

Uh-uh.

Not doing it, not gonna happen.

We didn't know we was letting a wee game breaker into the house.

If we done that, we would have made keep his outside.

Oh, me not stay holding like that I'm p it's the fuck out of house.

See, do they if you think you're gonna stay be on the phone talking to me like this about my son, you got another f then coming.

You know what?

As a matter of fact, you wanna handle this with my husband, I'm pretty sure you don't.

Well, where is your husband at?

Where is your husband at?

You say you live how far from here?

Come down here and talk to me now.

How about that?

You know my lady.

You know my son's name, you must know where I live.

I know exactly where your So bring your b down here so I can get.

You ain't getting no.

I need my three hundred dollar for the damn wee game.

Well, you know what?

Those three hundred dollars just went down the f toilet.

Nobody told you to buy your son no three hundred dollar game if he didn't know how to take care of it.

I bet you it was your son who broke the game and now you want to turn it around on me and my son's not gonna have to Jordan.

You know what?

You gonna you and your husband and your damn boy gonna miss around and get y'all who'd about my three.

Bring your down here, you got all this mom.

Why didn't you just knock on my door instead of calling me d You gonna pay me?

You gonna pay.

Even if my son did do it, even if my son did break it, you still ain't gonna get no f $300.

Now how

do you get the f out of you?

How the f are you gonna call me telling me my son broke the game and I'm supposed to sit here and say, okay, okay, I'll give you $300.

Get the f you're gonna kill you.

You are

the

who let people in your house and you're not watching what these kids are doing, and now you wanna blame it on my son?

And you think I'm gonna give you $300?

You got me twisted.

Why don't you come on to you?

Your son is a b damn week.

As a matter of fact, when my husband gets home, we're both gonna walk down there and beat your f.

You hear me?

I'm gonna beat your husband if he don't pay me my $300 for this damn wee game.

You and your f we game, man.

F you

I got something else I wanna say to you too.

Are you listening to me?

No, you raggedy.

Listen, if you ain't got to say, hang up.

I got something else I wanna say to you too.

Are you listening to me?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morton show.

You just got pranked by your husband Carlos.

I'm gonna kick both y'all.

You alright, buddy?

Oh my god, you got me worked up.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

Oh my gosh, he knows I don't say about my kids.

I gotta ask you something though, baby.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Oh, and you know the Steve Harvey Morning show.