Bus Stop in My Driveway

You know, I'd rather you pick him up at the uh in the driveway, man, because if not then I got to get out of bed, go all the way down there with him every morning and make sure, you know, wait for the bus to come and all that.

I'd rather you just pick him up in my driveway.

So I wanted to call and talk to you personally about, you know, making my driveway a bus stop before you get way down there to the other end of the street.

Well actually I I got, you know, I got I know all the uh I got your name and I I looked everything up, but I got a lot of the bus drivers' names.

I have to figure out who was gonna be on this route this year.

So I I found out it was gonna be you keep keep you keep f right.

Yeah, yeah, that's my name, but y I don't think you're supposed to have my number, man.

Uh you know, something like this, y y you supposed to call the school uh or the school district uh uh you know, the bus system, somebody else.

You you're not supposed to have my number.

Well, well, I'm not sure what's the thing is it ain't no sense of me talking to the school system or the business, whatever.

I want to talk to you 'cause you the one doing the drive as far as the bus is concerned.

You understand what I'm saying?

Right, right.

I understand you, but that's not that's not part of my job right there.

I I I I do the route the way that the the school and and and the bus is and they tell me the what to do.

I I don't I don't pick and choose where I pick up these kids.

These kids get picked up wherever I get told to pick 'em up from.

Okay and I understand.

So you gotta use it with the problem.

You talking to the wrong person.

I I can help you get in touch with the right people, but no no no no.

I'm talking to the right person that I want to talk to.

See, you the one that make the decision when you put your foot on the brake.

And it ain't nothing for you to put the foot on the brake right there in my driveway and let the boy jump on the bus.

And oppose me coming out every morning, going down there, sitting and waiting 30 minutes until the bus come.

Alright.

So what I'm saying is I want my child picked up at the d in the driveway.

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You see what I'm saying?

Now you going all the way down there to the other end.

I'm not finna get up and do that every morning this year.

I'm I I'm I'm I'm that's why I'm calling now to get this straight.

I'm not getting up every morning, going down there Monday through Friday, sitting up for 30 minutes.

Then I got to come back and get myself ready for work.

And I, you know, when I could have slept a whole nother hour.

This this not finna happen this year.

So what I'm saying is he gonna be out there in the driveway tomorrow morning and I want you to pick him up.

Now let me say this to you, Key.

Now if if if if if if you pass by my son and don't pick him up Monday, you can rest show come Tuesday morning.

I'm gonna be standing out there.

And I'm gonna put my foot in your for passing him up, because I don't already told you to make sure you pick him up.

Oh hell.

Hold on.

Wait, wait a g minute now.

You I don't think you understand who you're talking to, man.

I'm I don't give a f what your problem is.

What you got a disability or something?

You can't walk your kid out there and do something?

Uh that ain't my problem.

That's a personal problem, man.

Greg, Gregory, whatever your name is, man, you need to go on with that.

Now I don't know who you think you talking to, man.

I don't play that.

Well listen, I I'm not finna go back and forth with you.

All I'm saying is this right here.

Don't pass my son up tomorrow.

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Make sure you pick him up.

Now if you pass him up and don't pick him up and going on down there to the uh uh original bus stop, then I promise you come Tuesday morning, I'm gonna get on that bus and kick your for not picking my son up when I told you to.

I know I'm gonna call you ahead of time to tell you what.

See, you won't make me drive the bus right in your mouth now.

I'll run it, I'll run straight on through your living room, pick him up late that way, if that's how you want it.

But you ain't gonna call me tell me.

What I'm gonna do, okay?

Now I'm gonna tell you this.

Your son needs to be at that stop, or your son gonna get left.

And you have to wake your up and drop him off on your own.

Hey, you ain't finna leave my son no damn.

It won't be no bus coming your son's way.

How about that, player?

Hey man, you're gonna pick my son up where I tell you to pick him up.

You're gonna pick him up in that driveway.

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Now he's gonna be out there in the morning.

Now my son, come back up in this house and tell me that the bus driver didn't left him.

I promise you.

Come Tuesday morning, I'm putting foot dead in your in front of them kids on that bus.

We got us a little hard here.

Who you think you is, man?

You sold your boy or something?

Man, I don't think you know who you're talking to, man.

This real out here, man.

I don't think you understand who you f with.

What's your address again, Greg?

Gregory?

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Oh, okay.

The boy gonna be in the driveway tomorrow morning.

Oh, yeah.

I uh I'll be there.

Oh, yeah, but you best believe that.

So we got we got an understanding.

You will be picking him up tomorrow.

Is that understood?

Oh, it's understood.

It's gonna be some other stuff getting picked up there too, but I ain't gonna be the one picking it up.

It's gonna be them ambulancer service or whoever comes, they're gonna be picking your f up off the driveway.

Who you think you talking to, man?

All I said was pick the boy up and go on about your business, man, and get him to school.

Ain't gonna be nothing what you talking about, man.

I don't work for you.

That's it.

I don't know who you are, I don't know who your son is, and I ain't got time to be f with y'all to do.

I told you who I was.

I told you I'm Greg.

That's who I am.

I got I got I got so I got let me tell you one more thing about me.

No, man, you ain't got you ain't got nothing else to talk about.

You were talking to nook.

You ain't calling my damn person on the cell phone.

I I don't know what else to tell you about, man.

It's Sunday, man.

Let me say something else to you about me.

You listening.

What you got to say, man?

This right here, the person you talking to.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your co-worker Carol got me to prank phone call you.

What the f

man, this ain't no real

Hey G calm down, man.

This this nephew Tommy, man.

Steve R.

Morning Joe.

Oh man.

Hey man, your co-work.

You got a girl uh drive buses with your name, Carol.

Yeah, I know Ken, no shit.

Oh man, y'all, man, yeah.

Lord.

I'm I'm gonna keep care of tomorrow.

I might drive that bus right up.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh man.

Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, bro.

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