Cheerleader Too Heavy

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Yeah, can you hear me?

I'm trying to reach uh Angela Angela.

Hang on just a second.

Let me turn it down.

Okay, hi.

Who you trying to reach?

I'm trying to reach Angela.

This Angela Oh, yeah, this she Angela, this is Chip.

Chip.

I'm the uh new camp director for the cheerleading camp for the summer.

Oh, hi Chip.

What can I do for you?

Just wanted to give you a courtesy call.

Your daughter, you got her signed up for four weeks uh with the camp.

Uh right?

Yep.

For June.

Yep.

This is your guys' third year being a part of the camp?

Yep, and she's really excited.

She loves coming to the camp and we think it's a great thing for her to be involved in.

What's up?

Okay.

You guys just finished the whole cheerleading season too.

Am I right?

The competition season?

Yes.

Just coming off of that.

Right, right.

Okay.

Well we're getting ready for the summer and we're everybody's excited about coming out and being a part of what's going on.

So here's what I wanted to give you a a little bit like I said.

I'm the new camp director.

I was uh just starting uh this job.

I got a few notes that um that were given to me about um about so I wanted to give you a call and see if I could talk to you about it.

A few notes given to you about Yeah just a couple notes.

I don't think it's anything that we can't make sure is okay.

What kind of notes?

Well it's been brought to my attention that some of the parents whose daughters are out there as well that's gonna be there this summer are a little concerned about her being uh on top of the pyramid that she's uh is is is a little heavy should she uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ho you calling me about some some other parents and said about how big my child is or

how much my child weighs is that what you call me about what I wanted to let you know is was we're gonna put together

face or put her

oh no you ain't finna put no base I done already paid my money and what you say your name is Chip and um how long have you been the director 'cause I was just up there two weeks ago and they told me that she was gonna be in the same position that she was last year because that is what worked.

That's the formation that works.

So I don't even know what you're talking about.

Supposedly the some of the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to hold up.

So that's that seems to be the problem in there.

They're not getting a strong enough pyramid.

Now wait a minute.

Wait a wait a d a minute.

I know d well she ain't the biggest one I fell have you been out there my child is not the biggest child out there.

When did you start because obviously you have not seen these chill leaders.

It is some baby sumo's I fell.

Okay, hang on a second Angela, I want you to calm down a bit.

No, I ain't nobody finna calm down because I done already paid my money and this I be talking about what parents?

What parents said something?

Is it uh is it Carrie?

Ma'am I'm not I'm not gonna state who it is, but let's just say it was several

has got something to say about my child and her position on the chill leading squad.

Because if you ain't finna fuck up no name, then I don't understand what you calling me about.

I tell you one thing when she get out there, I done paid my money she better not be on no d base.

She better be in the air.

I guarantee you that right now I done been hanging with these on feeling said nothing to me about and her weight and all this.

Okay, Angela, can you hear me?

I just wanted you to hear me clearly I haven't seen these young ladies yet.

Once I see them I will critique what I say you don't even need to be calling me because you ain't even seen nothing.

So you calling me with some he said she from some other parents that's been skinning and grinning in my face and they now one of these saying nothing to me.

They done been in my house.

We didn't have parties over here with this competition every weekend every other day and they couldn't say nothing to me about my baby?

I tell you what, why don't you call your girls on the three way Mr Chip if you can't call them on the three now I got them numbers.

I call them on the three way.

Okay, okay, okay.

Look ma'am, Miss here all I wanted to do is make you aware of the possibility that she may be a bird.

Well, thank you.

You have made me aware and I guarantee you that if I bring my big yellow ass up there and come to the practice, I guarantee you she won't be no base.

How much you wanna bet on that, Mr.

Chip?

Look, you're gonna quit hollering at me.

I told you I would try to take a look at these girls, but I tell you what, your daughter's gonna be a base or she's gonna be a back support, whichever I decide she's going to do.

Who in the f do you think you hollered at, Mr.

Chip?

You and you're not gonna be able to do that.

No, that's not how this finna go down.

As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, Miss Chip, are you at the registration table today?

I'm I'm I'm here now while people are registering.

Yes I am.

Let me turn this around.

I tell you what, I'm on my way up there.

Why don't you and them parents that's been complaining?

Why don't all y'all come to the table and we're gonna have to come to Jesus meeting about where's gonna be for this coming up season?

Because I'm not gonna tolerate this.

I've been told you I've paid my money and this high's going down.

Has gained weight.

What what the f is it to you whether you gain weight or not?

What does that have to do with her chip meeting?

Do you agree that's probably bigger than most of the girls on the team?

Not bigger than most of the girls on the team.

Uh next daughter is bigger than and she wasn't no base last year.

They hiked up, so she's gonna get up too.

We all just gonna be big and pump up in the air.

I done turned around and I'm here to see your little fresh table.

So you better be ready.

You better be ready.

Before you get here, there's something else I need to tell you.

You ain't gotta tell me.

All you gotta do is have you and the parents around that table when I get there, 'cause I'm on my way up there right now.

Then y'all can say all y'all got y'all gotta say in my phone.

Okay, well I wanna before you get before you get here, I just wanna let you know.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

What did you just say?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Aww.

Oh Lord, who was your Rochelle, there's another parent Rochelle.

She's over y'all a good friend out there.

Oh, she got all so she wanna break out, huh?

All right, we're gonna see the season start.

Oh, man.

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