Church Tithe Shaming Prank

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Sister Takara.

Who's this?

This is uh Brother Brinkley from the church.

How you doing?

Hey, how is this?

Um I'm at work.

Can I call you back?

Uh um Uh well this is this is kinda urgent.

I've called your your house phone and I didn't get an answer, and I I had this other number on file, so I wanted to reach out to you, but what I won't take long, but it it it really is a

that urge it matter if you don't mind.

All right, hold on, hold on.

Let me let me step away from my pubic off.

Hello?

Hello, yeah.

Okay.

So what's uh Brother Brinkley, speak to me.

Okay, we have a bit of a problem here, and we're gonna try to we're trying to clean up a lot of things here at the church.

You know, I hate to be the one to bring you some bad news.

Uh let me just start by by saying this.

God might not be through with you, but we are here at the church.

It has been brought to our attention, uh, Sister Cara, that you guys are halfway coming to church.

You you you might come once once out of a month.

You're not tithing as we expected.

You know, the the the church can't really depend on you.

Um it's you, you got you know, you bring your kids.

I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody is coming every now and then.

We cannot depend on you all to be the members and have the expectation of where we're trying to get away.

And you you you you work uh you work under the deacon?

Uh I'm sorry.

Uh I I've never heard of you before.

I uh I I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over actually over the finance.

And we're going through all of the books and looking at all of the numbers of the of the members of the church, the directory, and we're noticing what people are paying tithes, what people aren't paying tithes, who's coming to church, who's participating in different in different uh uh uh ministries and whatnot.

And sister Takara, I got I have to be honest with you.

You you you're there maybe once every m once a month.

We might see you, might not see you, you know.

And like I say, God may not be through with you, but we are.

Well uh okay, you keep saying that that

listen, why I don't understand, like uh y'all monitoring my my my church going, like I c I can't I I can't I have to go every single week.

I mean, I

when I can.

Why are you absent so much at the church?

Explain that.

Well I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean I have two jobs.

Sometimes I don't I mean, I still pray.

I I d I don't understand how a church can are you y'all serious?

You got two jobs, but we not getting ties like you got two jobs.

Well you're not tithing like you got two jobs.

I I can't afford it.

You just you just said I got two jobs.

That's what you just said.

And that those two jobs are in support of my kids.

I mean, I can't support the church and my kids at the same time.

I I can't do both.

I mean, I d I give when I can.

Let me ask you something.

Uh what are you making on that other job?

Are you serious?

Are you real you really I didn't know the church got in this deep with you really asking me how much I make and my second job that I take to support my kids?

Come on now, it's gotta be something.

This is

say this to you again.

God may not be through with you, but we are.

If you are not gonna pay your tithes, if you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit the church?

Is that what the church is about?

This can't be a chance to do it.

I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this to you.

You you let me tell you what the church is all about.

The church is you say if you say we done with you again one more time, I'm serious.

No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about is that what the church is about let me tell you what the church is the church is a hospital for crippled souls.

You understand that that's what the church is that's what the church is but when when we have souls that are coming in to be saved we are doing our job.

And guess what?

Those people that are coming in, you know what they're doing?

They're tithing.

That's what they're doing.

They're tithing.

You, Sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled.

You're not coming and you're not tithing.

You may give us a a little something when you show up if you show up.

Am I right or wrong?

Okay, hold up.

This let me get one thing straight.

This is what you call me for in the middle of my work day to tell me that you're kicking me out the church because I don't give enough money to the church while I'm at my job that I can barely afford to pay my bills with.

Matter of fact I don't even know who you are I've never met you in my life and I don't you know what this church you know f this church I hate to say it but if that's what the church is about you had the nerve to call me I'm I'm in the fing lobby a little chicken job.

Okay now no no no no let me say something now you being very unchristian like now are you kidding me?

So Sister Carrie you're gonna watch your tone and your language yeah this is not Christian like well well do you do you know brother Duane is At your brother?

Okay.

And

my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you.

Really?

My brother.

So what so what is this about?

Huh?

Whatever?

I don't know.

What is your name?

My name is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your brother Duane got me to prank phone call you.

Next you're kidding him.

Oh my gosh.

Yo, he's about to get me fired from this job.

I'm in the lobby screaming my looking at me.

Oh my gosh.

You alright.

Yeah, it is nephew Tommy.

What's up?

No.

No, no.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

My heart is racing.

Tell me this car.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey.