One of Your Twins Is Mine

My name Kendrick.

Kendrick, I I I got I got I got a little problem, bro.

Hopefully we can work this out.

Oh man, look, man.

I ain't got nothing to do with no damn f on no mo, man.

That's the past, dog.

So you don't even call me about her, man.

That just, you know, I want to hear.

Do you and my name Kendrick.

Kendrick, I I I got I got I got a little problem, bro.

Hopefully we can work this out.

Oh man, look, man.

I ain't got nothing to do with no damn c on no mo, man.

That's the past, dog.

So ain't don't even call me about her, man.

That just, you know, I want to hear.

Do y'all have kids together?

What?

Do y'all have do y'all do y'all have children together?

Yeah, I got kids from keyboard.

Man, how do you get my number, man?

Say again?

What how you get my number?

Hey, bro, I I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man.

It ain't it ain't nothing like that.

I'm just, y'all, do y'all do you and K have a set of twins?

Yeah, man.

We got a set of twins, man.

But wait a minute, hold on, dawg.

Why you calling me, man?

Whatever you and did, man.

That's your dog.

But what you asking me about my m my kids for, man.

Okay, bruh.

Here is I'm I mean, I don't even know how to break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put it out there, okay?

Just and just hear me out, man.

Just hear me out.

Um, it's been brought to my attention that there is a strong possibility that one of the twins is mine.

Oh, you crazin the man.

Who you say you is again, man?

This Kendrick, man.

Man, man, look, man, don't call my house with this, man.

How a twin gonna be yours, man?

They my twins, man.

Hey man, I I I found out and I I thought I I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.

I was like, okay.

Man, that ain't even biologically possible, man.

That's what I thought, but I found out that two seeds could actually join together, create twins, and each one of them could have a different daddy.

I'm finding this out for the first for first hand myself.

Oh man, you ain't fine, man.

Look, man.

What whatever man, I'm telling you, dog, man.

The kids is mine, man.

Hey, ain't you ain't got nothing to do with this, dog.

You ain't got nothing to do with this, man.

Hey, listen, man.

All I'm trying to do is get to the bottom of something.

Let me let me let me let me tell me, don't tell me.

Listen to me.

Let me ask you this.

Your set of twins, are they are they I mean, are they the same shade of color?

Are they different shades?

I mean, I'm just asking.

I'm never saying.

Look, dog.

Let me tell you something, man.

I want you to get this through your head right now, man.

Whatever you and got, that's on y'all, man.

This ain't got nothing to do with my twins, man.

Ain't got nothing to do with my twins, man.

One of them dark skinned, one of them light skinned.

Right there.

Right there, man.

What?

Right there, what?

Okay, Tony.

All right, let me ask you.

What what what shade of color are you?

Are you dark skinned or light skinned?

Man, I'm dark-skinned, man.

I'm light skinned.

I'm telling you, the light-skinned twin must be mine.

You know what, man?

I'm not gonna even continue this conversation, no.

I I'm gonna just tell you something, dog.

You don't know who you f with, cuz I will f you up.

You understand that, dog?

Man, listen, I just found out that this this is a fluke accident that is possible to happen.

Oh.

You understand that you talking about my kids, man?

I understand that, man, and I understand the passion that you have for your children, man.

I know you tell you one of the kids.

Man, because you call what Tony house talking about my kids is yours, man.

One of the twins is mine, man.

Ain't they no?

Man, look, man, look, dog.

I tell you what, man.

I'm gonna let your f make it, dawg.

You know what?

Cause don't call here no more, man.

Whatever you and were doing, that's what you and That crazy is doing.

So she f with your crazy stupid.

You stupid enough to call here talking about one of the kids you were.

I guess she told you that stupid.

Now, uh-uh, dawg.

Don't call me no more, man.

Okay, okay, Tony, listen, will you will you consider?

I mean, I got us an appointment tomorrow at the doctor.

Would you consider bringing the kids that we can see which one is yours and which one?

Oh, you are retarded, man.

That's what's up with you, dog.

You retarded, man.

I I ain't meet you no well, dawg that's what I'm talking about, man.

I tell you what, dog.

I'll meet you, man to man, man.

Man to man, me and you, dog, man to man.

I'm gonna kick your hand.

We ain't got to fight.

Tony, I just want you to give me my child, man.

I'm gonna get your whooping.

I got my Louisville slugger, you stupid.

That's what you is, man.

You an ignorant

man calling me Sunday morning talking about my kids.

It's your kids.

Man, you you retarded.

That that can't happen, man.

I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident, and now you're trying to deprive me of me having a relationship with my child.

Man, I've been raising these kids for five years by my damn self, man.

I get them up.

I take them to ballet, man.

I take them to Lily.

You understand me, man?

Don't call me no more, man.

Tony, I understand.

And dog, it was heartbreaking to me, too, Tony.

Tell you what, man.

I'm gonna get off the phone.

And uh I'm I'm uh uh I want you, man.

I want you to never ever call my out.

Don't call me with no ignorant like this.

What you say your name is?

What w what what's your name again, dog?

Man, my name can my name Kendrick, man.

Listen, listen, Tony.

I'm gonna find your dog.

You understand that, dog?

We're gonna settle this.

I'm gonna whip your f you understand what you fing with, dog.

Okay, but but Tony, I got one more thing I want to say to you, okay?

Man, you ain't got else to say to me, man.

Tony, let me say one more thing to you, man.

Man, okay, man.

Hold on.

Now, baby.

No, baby, daddy, all right.

Yeah, y'all gonna play.

I'll be I'll be out there in a minute.

Man, see, dog.

Oh man, you didn't got everybody right.

I don't curse like this around my kids, man.

Okay, can I say one more thing to you, man?

Alright, man.

Say what the f you want to send.

Don't call him no more, man.

Tony.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Oh man.

You know what, Tommy, man?

Man, that's a

boy.

What, man?

You know what, dog, man?

You was really about to get your what, man.

Man, you can't be f with nobody about their kids nowadays, dog.

Man.

Oh man, okay.

Okay.

You alright, man?

That

all right.

Alright, tell you what, man.

Don't don't don't even tell you did it, man.

Cause see, we meeting we meeting later tonight.

I got something for you.

Hey, hey, hey, nephew, Tommy.

Uh do me one favor, man.

What's that?

Watch the 10 o'clock news tonight, man.

You gonna

monkey ass on there, man.

Watch, dog.

I can't believe this, man.

Oh man.

All right.