Dead Person Collection Agency Prank

DPCA.

What is that?

People collection agency.

Running cat.

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Daryl, please.

Uh Daryl, this is uh Tony with DPCA.

We wanted to give you a call.

How you doing today?

Uh well, what what's what's the company?

Uh DPCA.

Well, what that means.

Uh DPCA is uh dead person collection agency.

We actually collect uh money from those that have been that have deceased, but people still owe them.

Are you familiar with um Carlton who passed away six months ago?

I I know him.

Yes.

He could do, but uh, what do you want from me though?

Okay, it's been brought to our understanding that you actually owed Mr.

Carlton Fisher twelve hundred dollars.

Is that correct?

No, no.

What are you talking about?

Okay, so How?

How though?

As Mr.

Okay, let me let me get this.

Let me do a clear understanding here.

You actually worked with Mr.

Carlton Fisher, correct?

Facts, yeah.

Is that right?

Yes.

Okay.

So, have you borrowed money from Mr.

Carlton Fisher before?

Why are you asking though?

I'm asking you a clear question, sir.

Have you borrowed money from Mr.

Carlton Fisher before?

I don't feel like I should answer, though.

It's none of your business though.

Um, no, it is my business because I'm with the collection agency and it's been brought to our attention that you owe twelve hundred dollars to him.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And you didn't even send me no letter.

So I'll I don't even know what's going on.

Uh I'll I'll repeat myself again, sir.

My name is Tony.

Did you send me a letter though?

Did you send me a letter?

You send me a letter, though.

I haven't sent you a letter.

I'm I'm telling you.

I don't know why you call me then if you don't send me no letter though.

Okay, sir.

You owe this money to Mr.

Fisher.

I'm with you.

See, I don't understand, I don't understand.

You didn't send me no letter though, and then you're gonna call me though.

That doesn't make no sense.

Okay, so here's the deal, sir.

If you don't pay the twelve hundred, we will come and take something, we will compensate something of the same value.

So I'm letting you know.

You wanna send me no, you don't you won't you even send me no letter though.

If you do that, I'll call the police because you didn't send me no letter though.

You understand what I'm saying?

It just makes no sense though.

No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir, but at the end of the day.

No, you're not hearing what I'm saying, though.

You shouldn't even be talking to me right now.

You gotta send me a letter though.

That's how it is the bills.

You did not inform you anything.

Right?

Sir, you owe you owe the twelve hundred dollars, sir.

We both know that.

You're now saying you skipping a you skipping a step right now, though.

That's what I'm saying.

You're infringing.

It doesn't matter about the steps, sir.

You know what you owe.

And I'm just gonna let you know.

I'm not gonna go back and forth with you.

I'm gonna let you know this.

We will come and compensate something of the same value.

1200.

I'll let you know, but I'll let you know first though, you cannot do anything without sending a letter.

You did not send me no letter.

You didn't send me no nothing though.

You called me.

You harassed me right about now without even sending me no letter.

I was saying, like, this is the deal.

This is what happened.

This is when it's due.

Yada yada.

You didn't even do that sh.

Okay.

So let me let me say this to you.

We do know that you have a 2017 pickup truck.

We do that.

I'm just letting I'm letting you know we're picking up something else the same value or more.

Okay?

Threaten me now.

You ain't even send me no letter.

You just call me up saying I owe you now.

You didn't even give me no date.

Like, this makes no sense though.

Sir, this is DPCA.

This is what we do.

If someone passes the case, I don't care.

I don't care.

You're a government agency, you should be sending me a letter.

Sir, you owe Mr.

Fisher twelve hundred dollars.

He's now deceased.

We are going to collect this money, or are we going to collect the money?

But what I'm saying is, you skip the step.

You skip the step.

You did not, you did not inform me that I owe money to him.

You just tell me right now on the phone.

You should also send a letter, though.

Sir, do you want to send us send us the money or do you want me to pick up?

I don't even know what you're talking about, though.

Are you talking about my truck?

You talking about my truck?

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deck then then you might as well start not sleeping tonight because there's a strong possibility your car your car not be there in the morning say that again your car I'm I'm I'm I'm saying it as clear as possible sir twelve hundred dollars on your car your truck may not be there in the morning this is your car do you want to be there after the next morning though what are you trying to say what are

you trying no tell me what you're trying to say what are you here what you heard what you heard what you heard from me

exactly don't f with me dude when can when can we expect when can we expect the twelve hundred dollars I'm telling you right about now don't f with my car I'm done with that alright I'm done with you don't f with my car don't f with my car don't find my car don't want to f you don't call me back alright I'm done

mother f hung up call him back call him back man call him back

who you think who you think you hanging up on man who you think you hanging up on me again you call me again you damn right

now I'm waiting on the $1200 okay now do you I told you this I told you I told you that now now you're getting me angry though now you getting me angry though I told you this don't call me alright send me the letter you don't send me the letter now you tell me I'll take my truck I'll f you up okay

you know what I'm gonna do I I'll tell you what are you gonna do what are you gonna do though we gonna I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna tell you right now

I'm gonna let I'm gonna let Tommy come get the truck I'm gonna let Tommy come get the truck.

Who?

I'ma let Tommy come get the truck I don't know who Tommy is which Tommy tell me who tell me tell me baby nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morden show baby your boy Trevor at your job got me the prank phone call you

man

too man

I got

I hope my parole office ain't hearing right now, man.

You on parole?

Uh I I I'm uh no comment.

Okay, all right.

There you go.

I tell you what, this is the only comment I want.

Tell me this.

What is the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land, baby.

Give it to me.

Who is it?

The Steve Harvey morning show.

Y'all bunch of crazy mother.

Uber Hertz.

Okay.

Sounds crazy.

Yeah, that's that's Uber Hertz.

Hertz.

Uber Hertz.

Let's go.

Hurt.

Hertz.

Hello?