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27 calls match “dead”

01

Freezer Space for Bodies

Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.

▶6:52
mortuarybodiesfreezerstorage
02

Dead Person Collection Agency Prank

A collection agency for the dead calls a man to collect a debt, threatening to take his truck.

▶7:48
debtcollection agencydeadtruckprank
03

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
04

Funeral Picture Company

Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.

▶6:24
funeralphotodeathmorbid
05

Pre-K Held Back

A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.

▶7:14
schoolkindergartenmotherprincipalcoloring
06

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

▶5:50
tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
07

Uber Hearse Prank

An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.

▶6:24
uberhearsebodyrideprank
08

Package Delivered to Wrong House

Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.

▶2:56
packagedeliverychipscousinprank call
09

Debt Collector Takes His Truck

A supposed debt collector says the man owes $1,200 to a deceased person and threatens to repossess his truck unless he pays. He refuses and later learns a coworker named Trevor arranged the prank.

▶4:24
debt collectiontruckrepossessionthreat
10

Interracial couple

Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.

▶5:00
interracialracismrelationship
11

Dildo Dinner

Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶5:49
traveladult resorthusbandjealousyprank
12

Tell me who you're voting for

In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.

▶8:26
electionvotingobamapollssurvey
13

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
14

Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.

▶6:36
bankrobberytellerdaughterthreat
15

Funeral at the Club Prank

A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.

▶6:46
funeralclubchurchfriendprank
16

Your Wife Is Your Brother

Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.

▶7:22
wifebrotherfamilysecret
17

Cotton Picking Job Offer

Tommy poses as an employment agency rep offering a barefoot cotton-picking job with Negro spirituals at ten dollars an hour.

▶6:22
employmentcottonslaveryjob
18

Stolen Beat

A producer calls claiming his instrumental was stolen for a song, demanding compensation and threatening to meet up.

▶6:06
musicinstrumentalstolenproducer
19

Wrong Tombstone

A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.

▶6:21
funeraltombstonedeaththreats
20

Cotton Picking Job Offer

Tommy poses as an employment agency worker offering William a job picking cotton barefoot and singing Negro spirituals. William is furious and refuses.

▶6:19
employmentslaverycottonracism
21

Bus Stop in My Driveway

Tommy poses as a school bus driver and a parent demands that the bus stop at his driveway to pick up his son. The driver refuses, leading to threats and a heated argument.

▶5:46
bus driverschooldrivewaybus stopparent
22

Four-Three Relationship Prank

A man proposes a shared custody arrangement with another man's wife, leading to threats and anger.

▶7:04
relationshipmarriagejealousyprankwife
23

Panty Party Invitation Prank

A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.

▶7:17
panty partyinvitationboyfriendjealousyprank
24

Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000

An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.

▶7:30
prankdivorcesettlementattorneymoney
25

The Four-Three Relationship

Devin calls Maurice claiming Keisha agreed to a 'four-three relationship' where she'd spend four days with Maurice and three with him.

▶6:51
relationshipaffairkeishafour-three
26

Dirty Underwear at the Wash and Fold

A laundry manager calls Sammy to say his employees refuse to wash his filthy underwear and he must scrub it first.

▶7:00
laundryunderwearhygienewash and fold
27

Voting for Obama

A survey caller asks a black man who he's voting for, then tries to discourage him from voting, leading to an angry response. He is pranked by Sylvie Jones.

▶8:29
electionvotingobamasurveyracism

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