Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond.

Yes, Vaughn.

Hey man, just this this K dub, man.

Listen, do do do you know somebody that live on

Yeah, my mama, my mama stay on

who is this?

Hey, this this K dub, man.

My auntie, Miss Tinsley, she live on la.

Now my auntie say you uh came over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of her garage.

Hold on.

Oh well, first of all, who is you, man?

I I stole a bike out of somebody garage.

Who is this?

Who is K?

I don't know no K Doug.

This is this is K dub, man.

My auntie, uh Miss Tinsley, live down the street from your mama.

And my auntie just got you telling me you the one came over here and took a bike and a toolbox or something out of that garage.

Man, first of all, I don't even know no damn Miss Tinsley.

And second of all, I don't steal.

Yo, your auntie, Miss Tinsley say I stole some out of her garage.

Put your auntie on the phone.

I ain't stole nothing from nowhere.

I ain't got to be.

She can't talk.

My auntie can't talk to you.

Why she can't talk?

She said I stole something.

No, my aunt my auntie def.

She sign language me and told me that you the one stole stole the bike.

Your auntie Def and she told you she sign language you and said I stole the bike.

Hold on, wait just a minute.

How you get my number?

Hold on.

Wait a minute, man.

She's sign language with me now.

Hold on.

What the f Okay.

She said quit all that damn line.

You know damn well you the one that stole the bike.

Hey, hey man, hold the f So your auntie is cussing me out through you inside language.

That's what the you telling me that I done stole the damn bike.

Say, man, f first of all how the hell you even get my number, man.

I got your number from the people that live down the street that's saying that I asked him for Miss Uh ain't your mama miss Yeah, Miss my mama Okay, okay.

Well look, man, the people down the street up again that knew your number.

I told them I needed to talk to you sooner than I ain't told me that that you was the one that stole the bike out the garage.

Now look, I ain't trying to have no problem.

Can you can't kick and hey ramp out of that?

Can you sign language back to your ain't?

Yeah, I can sign language back to her.

Tell her that I said that I ain't stole no bike.

How about that?

Tell your ain't I ain't stole no damn bike.

I'm trying to tell her right now.

Wait a minute.

Okay, hold on.

She's saying something.

She said your black is lying.

And you know damn well you got that bike.

Man, look here, man.

You your deaf ain't that street with nobody on this street except for my mama.

I'm a grown man.

What the f I gotta steal a bike for?

Your deaf like see, she must be dumb too.

She deaf and dumb.

She think I stole something.

Y'all I mean I don't even know y'all.

Who the f are you?

Your Auntie ain't deaf and dumb, dude.

Okay.

My auntie don't never lie.

And if Miss Tinsley say that that that somebody took something, that dog, she telling the truth.

My auntie don't be lying, and just to be lying, why she just gonna lie on you?

Why she gonna pick you out?

Man, you know what?

I don't know what the f is going on, but I ain't got no reason to steal no bike.

Now I'm a grown, I got a car that ain't paid for.

I got I'm a grown man.

I'm trying to get cussed at my son So f I'ma come in somebody's garage and steal a bike.

Is you crazy?

You crazy as she is, man, get out my line with that, hold on, hold on.

My ain't talking.

I don't give a f what she's saying.

Wait a minute, man.

I'm trying to see what she's saying.

She say that black know damn well he took that bike.

And he better bring that damn bike back.

Okay, that's that's looking man.

I don't know why the f you still on my line.

I ain't took no bike.

The devil ain't lying.

Do he she even started?

Hey dog, let me tell you something.

You gonna respect my Amy.

You hear me?

Hey man, you gonna respect me.

You call my phone with that.

I'm here trying to get my together.

You call me some Hey Who are you?

What the f are you?

I don't even know what the this is.

I don't know who you're gonna do.

I'm dub, man.

I'm K dub.

Everybody know K dub.

Dub on

my life.

My mama been standing on for fifteen years.

I ain't never heard no K dub.

I ain't heard no Miss Tensley.

I ain't heard about no deaf lady.

I ain't seen no bike.

Get the f off my line, man.

Hey man, see you gonna make me go down and steal something out of Miss House if you don't bring that damn bike back.

What you got me fell?

Bring somebody to my mama house if you want to.

Bring somebody to my mama house with my family.

Amy you got.

Whoever the f down there gave you my number, everybody you got me f up.

We'll blow this up.

I'll best street up.

You come by my mama house.

You better not step in my mama.

You come by my mama plant you up, you got me f up.

You gonna turn me to the dark side.

Come on my way right now.

I don't know.

We still on the phone.

Hold on, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

What you say ain't my Any say ain't nobody scared of your b I

crazy.

Say tell your deaf Amy to bring her outside and I'll bet you she hit them licks, I'ma be putting on your f you know, I'll beat your f she gonna be undeaf today.

I bet she get cured when she see me whooping your man, hey live, I ain't coming by myself, homie.

Tommy gonna be there with me.

Tommy gonna help me whoop your ass

child tell me who Tommy man, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your mama miss beer.

Uh that's that right there, man.

Uh my uh my mama know I don't like nobody with him, man.

God Your mama says your mama say my son love me to death.

He don't let n he take care of me.

He don't let nothing go wrong with me.

He don't let nobody mess with me.

He said all you gotta do is act like you gonna do something to his mom.

Oh man, well I hope she heard that.

I hope she hear me cousin like I did, man.

God I'm in the mirror sweet.

I'm mad for real.

Y'all did this, man.

I swear to God, I wasn't myself.

Oh yeah, you mean tell my mama she wrong for that too, dude.

What's up, nephew?

Well up, baby.

You do you are you off the chain, boy.

You off the chain.

You just like me, boy.

You love your mama.

I ain't mad at you.

Hey, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, without a doubt, man.

It's the Steve Harvey morning show, man.

We'll be a few times, man.

Without doubt.

Hey man, tell Miss Bero I said, hey, all right.

She wanna she wanna play games though.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.