Debt Collector Takes His Truck

So let me let me say this to you.

We do know that you have a 2017 pickup truck.

We do that.

I'm just letting you I'm letting you know we're picking up something else the same value or more.

Okay?

You told me now.

That's not that's bullshit.

Threaten me now.

You ain't even send me no letter.

Yeah, you just call me up saying like I owe you now.

You didn't even give me no date.

Like, it's makes no sense though.

Sir, this is DPCA.

This is what we do.

When someone passed the case.

I don't care.

I don't care if you're a government agency, you should be sending me a letter.

Sir, you owe Mr.

Fisher twelve hundred dollars.

He's now deceased.

We are going to collect this money, or are we gonna collect the money?

You skip the step.

You did not you did not inform me that I owe money to him.

You just tell me right now on the phone.

You should also send a letter though.

Sir, do you want

I don't even know what you're talking about, though.

Well, you talking about my truck?

You talking about my truck?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not doing that.

No, we're not you're not touching my truck right about now.

You know what I'm saying?

Now yo, that's it.

We done.

We done.

If you come f with my truck, I'm gonna f with you.

You hear me?

What I'm saying?

I don't care what you're doing.

Yo, yo, yo.

I'm telling you right now, you didn't send me no letter.

Now I'm angry.

Now you're gonna turn me on truck.

You come at me, I won't come at you hard.

You know what I'm saying?

Baseball bats, all that don't f with me.

Don't f with me.

You get jump, I'll jump you, I'll jump y'all take your truck.

You hear me?

Stay the f away from me.

I'm not I'm not playing either, sir.

Are you registered?

Yo, yo, you yo yo, you are you listening though?

I'm listening to you.

Are you listening to me?

You're the person who knows.

No, you don't know the type of dude I am, man.

I I you know yo, you sound mad comfortable right about now.

Good.

Don't be uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this.

If I don't get this money by today, then then you might as well start not sleeping tonight, because there's a strong possibility your car your car not be there in the morning.

What?

Say that again.

Your car.

I'm saying it as clear as possible, sir.

$1,200 or your car, your truck may not be there in the morning.

This is your car.

Do you want to be there after the next morning, though?

What are you trying to say?

What are you trying to no?

Tell me what you're trying to say.

Well you hear, what you heard?

What you heard?

What you heard from me?

Exactly.

Don't f with me, dude.

When can we expect when can we expect the twelve hundred dollars?

I'm telling you right about now.

Don't f with my car.

I'm done with that.

Alright?

I'm done with you.

Don't f with my car.

Don't f with my car.

Don't f with your car.

Don't want to f you.

Don't call me back, alright?

I'm done.

Mother hung up.

Call him back.

Call him back, man.

Call him back.

I mean, who you think?

Who you think you hanging up on, man?

Who you think you're hanging up on?

Call me again?

You call me again?

You damn right?

I'm waiting on the twelve hundred dollars.

Okay.

Now I told you this.

I told you.

I told you that now.

Now you're getting me angry though.

Now you getting me angry though.

I told you this.

Don't call me, all right?

Send me the letter.

You don't send me the letter?

Now you're talking about taking my truck.

I'll f you up.

Okay.

Dead ass.

I'll f you up.

Okay.

You know what I'm doing?

I I'll tell you what.

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do though?

I'm gonna tell you right now.

I'm gonna tell you right now.

What are you gonna do?

I'ma let I'ma let Tommy come get the truck.

I'm gonna let Tommy come get the truck.

Who?

I'ma let Tommy come get the truck.

I don't know who Tommy is.

Uh which Tommy?

Tommy who?

Tell me.

Tell me, baby.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show, baby.

Your boy Trevor at your job got me the prank phone call you.

Ah, motherfucker.

No, he's we listening to y'all too, man.

Damn.

I got you.

Oh shit, baby.

Oh shit, man.

I'm gonna hear this.

I hope my parole officers ain't hearing right now, man.

You on parole?

Uh I I I'm uh no comment.

Okay, all right, I'm gonna go.

There you go.

I tell you what, this this is the only comment I want.

Tell me this.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, baby?

It's 2020.

Give it to me.

Who is it?

The Steve Harvey morning show.

Y'all bunch of crazy motherfuckers.