Secret Marriage and Pregnancy
A caller tells Darren's father that his son secretly married a college classmate and may have gotten her pregnant. Both fathers threaten violence while defending their children, and Tommy eventually reveals the setup.
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Claiming the Unborn Baby
A supposed coworker named Lewis asks new employee Darius to claim his unborn baby so child support can be deducted from Darius's paycheck, promising to return the money. Darius refuses and learns that his cousin Dwayne arranged the prank.
Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
Child support garnishment
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
Curry Goat Birthday Prank
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
Child Support Until 21
A fake child support agent tells a father his payments will extend to age 21 despite his check stubs proving payments.
Pre-K Held Back
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
Fake Minister Wedding
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Nappy Hair
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
Fake Paternity Suit
A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.
Child Support Help
A co-worker asks a new employee to claim his secret baby on his child support so his wife won't find out.
Child Protective Services
A CPS worker calls a father about reports of child neglect, but the father gets angry and denies everything, leading to a confrontation.
My Son Married Your Daughter Prank
A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.
Child Support Until 21
A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.
Father's Day Surprise
A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.
Keith Sweat missed the signing
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
Your daughter bit my son
Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Fertility Clinic Mix-Up
Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.
Homeschool Teacher Prank
A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.
Black Baby Prank
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Cheerleader Too Heavy
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
A reference from the ex-husband
Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
Surrogate Mother
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.
Kindergarten retention due to coloring
Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.
Change Your Daughter's Name
A man calls Patricia claiming his daughter is also named Derek and asks her to change her daughter's name at school.
Wife already planned his funeral
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
Principal's Corporal Punishment
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
Spring Break Grades Threat
Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.
You owe back tithes
Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.
School complains about braids
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
Adoption Agency
A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.
Claim your son on my taxes
Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.
Broken Wii Game
A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.
Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope
Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.
Change My Baby's Name (Repeat)
A repeat of the prank where a father demands another family rename their daughter Derrick.
Braids at Private School
A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.
Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.
Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
Park Affair Accusation
A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.
Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank
A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.
Deacon Visits Sick Wife
A husband accuses a church brother of visiting his sick wife too often and trying to holler at her, leading to threats and the reveal.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Sideswipe the 72 Chevy
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
C Adoptions
An adoption agency calls a woman saying she volunteered to take in two Caucasian kids for Black History Month, but she denies it and gets angry.
Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike
K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.
Hairstylist Accused of Glue Weave
A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.
Essential Worker Neighbor Prank
A neighbor claims an essential worker should stay home during the pandemic and threatens not to let her back in the building.