Door Delivery

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh Mr.

Paul, please.

Call Virginia Senior.

Probably senior.

Okay, that's his man.

How you doing today?

I'm good.

I'm good.

Listen, my name is Mark Sh.

I'm actually calling from a uh company called Doors.

Are are are you at are you at the court?

Yes, correct.

You guys just built that home, right?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm I'm uh like I said, my name is Mark Stevens.

I'm actually calling from uh Doors.

We're actually the company that uh supplied the doors that are actually uh throughout your house.

Okay, great.

Uh uh what are you calling for?

A follow-up?

Uh no, this isn't a follow-up.

Actually, we're uh got a couple glitches we want to try and get get straightened out if we could probably uh well here's here's the problem, sir.

The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually uh built you all's home.

Yes.

Uh has not paid for the doors.

You guys have been there two and a half months and uh we we can't seem to get the uh contractor to come in and pay for the doors.

Okay if you try to call them.

We've tried to call him several times and and we have not been able to get them.

In fact, how'd you get my number?

Well, actually we had your number on file as as the homeowner and and that's pretty much how we had you.

But the problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get this guy for the last couple months and we can't get him.

So actually what's what's gonna happen here in the next day or so is we're probably gonna have to come and get all the doors.

Oh no, wait a second.

Do what?

We're we're probably gonna have to come and get all the doors in your house, take 'em off and bring 'em back here to the plant until we can who's gonna come get all my doors.

We we're gonna have to get those doors until either we get a contractor or you know, we get paid for the doors.

Now what could happen is you could pay for the doors.

No, no, no, I already paid for the doors.

That's that's that's past tense.

I've done that.

Paid.

You're saying paying.

That means I got a double back.

Well, sir, but we haven't been paid, sir, for the doors is what I'm saying.

No no no no the contractor was paid for the doors.

That's who pays you.

Okay.

And and what I'm trying to explain to you, sir, we haven't been paid at all.

Here at doors.

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

Well, at doors they should have received a check from my contract.

Okay.

And what I'm explaining to you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.

So since you have not been paid, you're gonna come back and get my doors.

Now you said we.

Now who's all this?

You do and who aren't we gonna come and do it?

Like like here's the problem here.

Like I said, No, no, no, ain't no problems.

We're gonna we're gonna resolve this very peacefully.

But who who is we okay.

So what's taking place here at my job is they've taken this money out of my check that hasn't been paid for the doors.

Oh yes.

I can understand that, but why would they take it out of your check?

You did the man hours.

You did you've done your work.

I understand that, sir.

But since the company hasn't been paid, the company's taking it out on me, and it's not gonna come down on me.

So either I'm gonna get the doors.

Well, you need to quit your job.

No, that's not gonna happen.

Either we resolve this peacefully as if you paid for it, or I come out and get the doors.

And I'm not finna sit here and go back and forth.

I'm not gonna send you no money.

Okay, sir.

Then then then what we need to do is get a schedule time where I can come out and get all the doors in.

I'm sorry.

I'm on your time now, so you got you must be paying me now since I'm on your time.

What are you talking about?

Because you're talking about you gonna set up a time with me.

That means I have to leave and do what I do to be meet you here to get something that don't belong to you, which is my door.

Sir, you don't have to be there at all.

I'm gonna come in and take the front door off and I'm gonna keep keep moving through the house and get all the doors and get them back here to the place.

I don't think you hear yourself.

Now, first and foremost, how you when you come to the front door, I'm gonna be without waiting on you.

As you as you take it off the latch, I'm gonna be on your behind, making sure you realize you're gonna have to take this door or take this.

And I'm thinking I'm pretty sure that's gonna be coming to you when you get that first door.

Sir, I can't keep going back and forth with you.

Let me say this to you.

I'm coming to get them doors and Even if I gotta take a whooping, cause I gotta get my money back from the company that they done took for me, cause your damn contractor did not pay for the damn doors.

Hey, you better hey bring your your tongue down when you talk to me.

You talk to a girl man.

I'm gonna put I'm gonna put this on you.

I am not gonna allow you to come to my house and take these damn doors, and you ain't come to get no money.

I'm coming to get them doors and I'm coming to get them today.

I need everyone Come on now.

What time you coming?

What time you coming?

Don't worry about when I'm coming.

You'll know when I'm now when I take the first dough off the heads.

Every door we gon' meet at that door, I'm gonna whoop that and tell you what, I'll go pay you.

I'll pay your dollar whooping.

Now take that check.

You can make ten seventy-five whooping or not.

I'ma take that whooping if that's what it takes, but I gotta take these doors so I'll get my money back.

Next time, get your damn money.

Stop get a jar that pays you better for this whooping.

You gonna get in fed well.

I'm not listening, sir.

I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with you about you whooping my gotta go back and forth.

That is the end.

Bring your over here, take that whooping, and take it on home.

But I'm bringing them doors too.

Every door in that house.

You should have been calling a contract.

You should have been calling a couple of things.

You need to be calling them.

He got your money.

I tell you what, you know what I'll do?

I just wait till you go to work.

Bring me up next week and I just come in there and get them doors while your ass is gone.

Junior?

Oh, wait, wait a second.

Now I just told you you ain't come to get no doors.

I just got you telling you this.

Junior, get in front of your mama.

Bring it in the house.

What?

I'm coming to tell you who I am.

You do you know who I am?

I make sure I introduce myself.

You wanna come get a d door where the come get these doors there?

If you're that bad.

That ain't that ain't really who I am.

I am Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked phone call by your wife Faye.

That's my That's my shoe.

Bring the damn number.

You don't get it when I get downstairs.

Oh, brother, you got me.

You know I'm a I'm a typical Negro.

I got one of the red doors.

You know when you get the red doors, you doing something.

Okay.

Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, Paul, what is?

What is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?

Oh.

I was over here to a friend, man.

Faido, bring that number in now.

But now all I heard was how this moving, so I'm thinking they they looking forward, but they down there probably on the floor.

Good man.