Escalade Owner Sent to the Back

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh uh James.

Yeah, yeah, this is

you, brother James from the from the Church from New Hall.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is me, Brother James.

Yeah.

Okay, let me ask you something, man.

You you and you with the uh my name Bernard.

Bernard Collins.

You you with the um with the parking lot ministry?

You you um you one of the guys be in the parking lot on Sunday morning?

Yeah, man.

That's me.

Yeah, yeah.

So what's up?

What's what's wrong?

What's the what's the problem?

I'm sorry, I can I can't hear you that good.

What where you at?

Man, I'm on the road, man.

I'm driving and everything.

You calling me on my dog.

So what's the problem?

Yeah, I uh I'm due parking ministry.

What's going on?

Okay, look here.

This is what I'm glad.

I'm gonna try to make sure I got the right person.

So listen, my name Bernard.

I got a black escalade.

I come to church every Sunday, and every Sunday, you always sending me to the back of the parking lot, and opposed to all the parking spaces in the front be open.

I don't know if y'all saving them for some of y'all friends or somebody y'all know or whatever.

But let me say this right here.

Let me go on over because I've just it's been bothering me.

I'm telling you right now, come Sunday, when I pull in there, if you put if you point me to the back to go park my car away in the back, where there's plenty of room up front.

I'm telling you right now, I'm pulling this car over to the side.

I'm getting out of whooping your ass in that parking lot.

Because it don't make no sense.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Who the f is this?

This is Bernard.

My name is Bernard Collins.

Yeah, Bernard.

I ain't scared to tell you.

I'm Bernard.

First of all, let me let me explain this shit to you.

We gotta park people in the back first.

Once we fill up the back and everything, then they will start moving them up to the front.

First of all, oh you know why the hell I'm even explaining this shit to you in the first place.

As a matter of fact, how the hell did you get my number?

I got your number from the uh uh the sec the church secretary.

I told her I needed to talk to whoever the parking lot, whoever over the parking lot ministry.

I talked to some dude named France, supposedly he the dude over the parking lot ministry.

He told me you the one worked the east end.

Man, you know what?

Forget all this, because right now I don't really got time to talk.

To you and everything, because I'm at working everything, driving on this road and stuff.

But what we can do Sunday morning, I will take you to the back and everything so we can see about this ass whipping that you supposed to that you claim that you're gonna give to me.

Oh, you go you go get what did you think you can't get your ass whooped?

Man, f you man, I don't understand y'all in the way.

Y'all wanna come up here.

You wanna be part there.

I'm out there working hard.

Man, dude, I hey, hey, I ain't hey.

I'm just gonna tell you this here.

No, I don't need you to tell me what you need to tell me is hiding y'all and whoop your ass when you come to just just spam me down Sunday morning and I give you this ass whooping and everything.

And if I was you, I wouldn't even drive no damn black escalator because I'm gonna be looking at every escalating.