Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket

Hi, I'm trying to find Chad.

He's not in right now.

How can I help you?

Okay.

All right.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

What's your name?

Who is this?

My name is Perkins.

I actually have a delivery, an edible fruit delivery for Chad,

and I'm trying to make sure I got the address and everything correct.

Oh.

Well, who's it from?

I think it's from you.

your name is what's your name again Davina I didn't order any any edible

arrangements okay it's for Valentine's let me see yeah definitely a mistake

you sure wasn't Chad ordered some edible arrangements for me I think that that

might make some sense it's for Chad okay here it is who sent this miss the Rita

And that doesn't make any sense why she would send anything.

Right.

I'm Chad's wife.

So your name is Davina, but the name that's sent is...

That's a totally different person.

Okay, so do you know Dorita Clark?

Who is that?

Oh, that's not someone I associate with personally.

That's Chad's ex-wife, and that doesn't make any sense for her to be sending us anything.

So you don't even have to bring that over.

I don't think she sent us.

She sent this to Chad.

She didn't send it to you.

Okay.

No, we don't need that delivery.

So thank you anyway.

You can go ahead and you can keep that for yourself.

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I don't think you need to worry about what I get from my man or what I don't get from my husband, all right?

That's none of your concern.

Well, whatever it is, her lady, Ms. Dorita, is concerned about making sure he gets something.

I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?

My name is Perkins.

Okay, and I already told you we don't need no God-fucking-delivery.

I don't need you asking me questions about my marriage or anything else.

All right, well, let me tell you, I'm not going to fight with you on the phone.

We're not going to be two fools here arguing.

I'm all set.

We don't need anything.

What?

You don't need to be on the phone here questioning me.

You don't need to be questioning me about what I do or don't do for my husband.

That's absolutely none of your business.

I need to know when Mr. Chad is going to be there.

So Mr. Chad might want the proof.

Don't worry so much about Chad.

This is our family business.

Family business.

I'm his wife.

Do you understand what that means?

I'm his wife.

I understand that.

But evidently his ex-wife wants him to have this fruit.

You are really pissing me off.

I'm not going to come delivering nothing to you, and you're going to throw it away.

This is Chad's fruit basket.

Did she send you?

Did Dorita send you specifically?

I just want to understand what the hell is going on, because you seem really invested in my husband's ex-wife.

I don't even understand why, but it's going to piss me off, so I want some answers.

And you used the right word.

I'm not invested in Chad.

Why haven't you bought anything for Chad?

His wife is buying fruit.

Perkins, I'm going to need to speak to your manager because I'm getting real upset right now,

and you don't want no problems with me.

So why don't you hand over your manager the phone, and we're going to settle this, me and your manager.

And I don't want to ever see you because I don't even know what I'm going to do.

I've been so disrespected on this phone call right now.

I've ruined my whole damn day.

So why don't you pass your manager the phone?

I'm not afraid to put you on the phone with my manager.

Oh, you're going to have to put me on the phone with your manager.

I'm gonna call back. I'm gonna make sure you get fired for disrespecting me

You taking your anger out on the ex-wife and you taking it out on me the anger that you have for her

You taking it out on me. That's what you do. No, I'm taking out the disrespect

That you keep laying on top of me like like you don't know how to talk to somebody

I don't understand how you have this job calling me disrespecting me like this

All I'm saying is the lady won't chad to have this proof

None of your business. So like I said give your manager the phone because i'm

you're fired okay okay all right can you hold on for a minute yeah I can't hold on go ahead

hey this is the man's wife she don't want me to deliver the stuff because the ex-wife is who sent

it to him and she don't want me serious so now now she got attitude and she cussing at me

and I've been talking crazy to her and I haven't they get some kind of the bouquet of stuff it's

for him the fruit basket I need you to just give your manager the phone if that's enough

and I'm going to tell him what happened.

Hello?

Hello?

Who am I speaking with, please?

Hi, my name is Davina,

and I need to talk to you about your customer service,

delivery person, whatever he is.

I have been so disrespected on the phone.

I've never been met with such hostility on the phone before.

At this point, I just want to put this behind me.

I just want you to take care.

Make sure you speak to him.

Penalize him if he doesn't understand what he just did.

I will definitely reprimand him for that.

Yeah, and I don't want him making no delivery.

Not to my place of this.

I'm here on Friday all day.

I don't need any delivery at all.

You don't want him to make the delivery, but can I ask you a question, though?

No, don't make the delivery.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

Okay, I can't take it.

I can't take it.

Listen, this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

All right, your husband, Chad, got me to prank phone call you.

I'm sorry.

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your husband, Chad, got me to prank phone call you.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this.

Are you serious?

Me and your husband, Chad, got you, girl.

Wow.

I'm so stressed.

I'm going to kill my husband.

Let me ask you something.

What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey Morning Show

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