Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal

Oh, the baddest station in the land, that's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Mr. Kenny.

Yeah, this is he.

How you doing?

I'm actually calling you from the seafood house.

You came and had, I waited on you, you came and had dinner over here the other night.

Yeah, about two nights ago.

Yeah, how was your food?

How was the service?

Everything was good.

I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy when I come here. I never got a phone call from you guys. Everything all right?

Yeah, everything's fine. I'm actually the guy that waited on you. I'm Roderick. I don't know if you remember me waiting on you, but I actually waited on you.

Oh, okay. How you doing?

I'm good. Would you say that my service was pretty good and up to par?

No complaints. Everything is good.

Okay, okay, good. Good deal, good deal.

Mr. Kenney, listen, if you don't mind me asking, man,

if you really thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as the food,

and I'm assuming you come here a lot,

so I'm assuming you really like the food that we put out.

If you don't mind, if I could ask you a question, if you don't mind.

Sure.

Okay, if the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,

You tipped me the way you did.

Excuse me?

Why did I do that?

I mean, you know, you didn't even tip even close to 10%, you know, of your amount that you bought, you know.

I would just...

First of all, let me ask you something, because I don't remember giving my phone number or writing my phone number down on any survey.

I've never taken a survey, nor have I gotten a call from you guys, so how did you get my phone number?

I'm just giving a courtesy call, and I'm just curious about, you know...

A courtesy call, okay, that's fine.

But how did you...

You didn't answer my question.

How did you get my phone number?

Because I didn't give it to anybody there.

So you've done something to obtain my number.

Well, I went on and done the research of what it took to get a number.

So, yeah, I did.

You know, it was just bothering me that you tipped me the way you did.

Well, it's bothering me that you're calling me in the middle of the day asking me about a tip.

How much did you say I tipped you?

I got a $5 tip, and your meal was at least $80-something-plus.

Now, you've done all this research, and you got the wrong number.

You got the wrong damn number, because, first of all, I tip more than $5.

I used to work for tips, bro.

So let me explain that to you.

I used to work for tips, and I know what it's like.

And then $5 is, no, you got the wrong table.

You done all this research for nothing.

Kenny, I waited on you.

I'm Kenny, but damn it, you don't got the wrong Kenny,

because Kenny don't tip no damn $5.

When I go, I ball, baby.

I go to the people out because I want to entertain my people.

You know what I'm saying?

So I don't have time.

Okay, but see, the problem I'm having, Mr. Kenny,

is you bringing your people and you want to ball and everything,

but you balling with them, but you shortchanging the waystab.

I ain't shortchanging it.

Damn, look, you complaining about $5.

I don't tip no damn phone.

That's what I give you $5 for.

I don't tip no damn $5, bro.

I got plenty of money.

I got plenty of money.

I don't need you to call me, tell me how to damn tip.

I told you, man, I used to work for tips.

I don't need you to call me.

You would think that if you were somebody that worked for some tips,

that you would know how to come in and tip somebody at least 15%, man.

I can't even understand how you come in, you ball,

and you brought a couple people with you, and you leave me with $5.

Look here, man, I need you.

I ain't leave you with no $5, man.

I left at least $25 up in that thing.

Because I was hosting some people, and I wanted to show my gratitude for something.

And you calling me about the wrong damn tip amount and the wrong person.

You done got the wrong person.

I ain't got the wrong person.

You missed it, Kenneth Samuels.

I remember waiting on you and two other people when you came in there.

Wasn't you in there with two other people?

Man, who the hell are you?

How do you know all my damn business anyway?

Who the hell are you?

The only way we can really rectify this, won't you do this, man?

Won't you come back up here and bring me the tip that I deserve?

I ain't coming no damn where.

I told you.

Matter of fact, when I come up there again, I'm going to look for your ***.

You give me your name, and you give me your manager name.

Because matter of fact, I'm going to call up there and come up there today

because I don't appreciate you calling my damn phone about some *** tip.

And I know good and damn well I took good money.

Okay, well, do this for me.

Do this for me.

I'm going to give you a tip.

I'm going to give you a tip.

Quit calling people by the tip and maybe make some better service,

and you'll get a better tip.

I'm going to bring you a tip.

I'm going to bring you the tip of my shoe up your ass.

That's what I'm going to bring.

I get into the job today at 5 o'clock.

Hey, look here, man.

It ain't no problem.

That's perfect because I get off at 5.

I'm going to come down there.

First, I'm going to talk to your manager.

Then I'm going to hand you the little extra money, tip money you want.

Then I'm going to whoop your ass in the parking lot.

That's what I'm going to do.

I ain't worried about getting my a** whooped.

I want the tip.

I'm going to give you a tip.

Quit stalking people by the damn tip.

That's what you stop doing.

That's your tip.

You see, you're going to piss me off now.

See, I'm going to come down there, and I'm going to whoop some a**.

That's what I'm going to do.

Okay, okay.

I'm going to give you $5.

And what do I need to do to help you out?

Say what?

Hey, man, I ain't worried about nothing.

Because let me tell you something.

If you whoop a** the same way you tip, I ain't worried about a damn thing.

No, check this out.

But you got the right

Because I'm going to come down there

And I'm going to let you see what it is, player

See, I try to conduct myself in a nice manner

And be professional

But you done bought the

And you're going to get it

I got your tilt

When I'm behind

You better weave

Because I'm going to come down there and beat your

That's what I'm going to do

You're going to get the real

I'm coming down there as soon as I get off from work

You better not bring your down there

You better not

You ain't got to worry about me

I'm a beer

What's your name?

What's your name, dog?

You got a beer and a paper?

remember your name

what's your name

my name Tommy

Tommy what

cause I don't

Tommy who

nephew Tommy

from the Steve Harvey

morning show

you just got pranked

say what

hey man

this is nephew Tommy

from the Steve Harvey

morning show

your boy Richard

got me to prank

phone call you

y'all

you know what

y'all

you done got my

damn pressure up

man y'all some

stank

I'm gonna get

both of y'all because y'all ain't right man you got me hollering in the damn building my employees

looking at me man they ain't never seen me act like this I'm up here talking about a meeting

so we can get our company Christmas party together man and you got me acting a damn fool here

hey Kenny man I gotta I gotta ask you though baby come on man what is what's the baddest

I mean the baddest radio show in the land the Steve Harvey morning show man

Take all the employees to the seafood house, man.

Hey, I'm scared to go down there now.

They might be scared to go with me.

That might be a good thing, though, because they're going to be pulling out their tips now.

This is a Rochefoucauld.

I'll get 50 bucks for it.

50 bucks?

No, no, no.

Wedding bells, wedding bells, wedding bells.

A lot of you guys out there are engaged, getting ready to be married.