Spa Wax Appointment Prank

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Owen, please.

Yeah, this is Owen.

Hi, Owen.

This is Ramon.

I'm giving you a call.

Um, we were just confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I wanted to make sh you're a new client, so we wanted to make sure that you were okay.

Wait a minute.

Uh appointment for what?

You have a spa treatment scheduled um at eleven on Thursday.

You did receive a spa treatment from your wife for Christmas?

Um, but I don't remember being set up for anything, uh any appointment.

Well, she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on this coming Thursdays.

I'm just calling to m confirm that you would definitely be in to the salon.

Well, I thought this was like a couples massage or something like that.

So what is the treatment all about?

What's what what do you guys I don't I understand?

Um well she's got you signed up for us to actually wax your back and your buttocks on Thursday.

And we actually have a special that we have uh um

a manzillion, which is a brilliant

for real.

Sir, we have you lined up for an appointment.

If you don't want the appointment, please let us know.

Wax my my back and my

get the hell out of here.

Manzillion?

What the hell is your your your wife has set you up for a back and butt hair removal, which is waxing.

And what I'm saying is a manzillion is if you would like that, we would remove all the hair from your private area as well.

Yeah, try again, man.

There's no fing way I'm getting my private wax.

What, so I could be hairless?

Like uh like a

no way.

Get out of here.

Evidently, if your wife has set you up for this, maybe she's not into all you have you evidently have a lot of hair on your back, I'm assuming.

Yeah, I'm a hairy guy, but she's never said anything about it.

She likes it.

Okay.

She calls me a little gorilla.

She loves it.

Well, maybe there's a mix of communication because this is the thing she's asking us to do is to remove your hair.

Yeah, no, that's not happening.

Even if she's gonna have to tell me yourself, and there's no fing way I'm going in to have somebody rip the hair off my back and my ass in my private.

You kidding me?

Get the f out of here.

This is crazy.

Sir, this is this is a very professional procedure.

It won't take long.

We'll have you in and out within 45 minutes.

But you're gonna 45 minutes.

It's gonna take 45 minutes to rip off all of this hair?

That sounds like torture.

You f kidding me?

Okay, sir, you know, no, I think we're done.

What do you mean we're done?

I mean, I mean I'm I'm gonna tell her to get a refund.

You're not getting no one's getting a refund, okay?

There's not gonna be a refund.

Now, you're supposed to come in at eleven.

This is something that she wants you to do.

Yeah, I'm not doing it.

Listen to me.

I am not getting waxed.

That's not something a man does.

There's no fing way I'm doing that.

Hey, if this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as she gets home.

Because no.

No.

No.

Sir, sir, right now, right now you are disrespecting my profession.

That's what you're doing.

Okay, look, I'm not sure I I don't I don't know what this is all about.

I don't I'm not trying to disrespect anybody, but there's no fing way I'm doing this, all right?

I'm not getting a back no.

I mean, if there's something she wants to wax, you can wax her private.

That's cool.

But a man has hair.

I mean it's

appointment, then she's serious about getting it done.

Uh yeah, well, I'm serious about not going, so I mean uh you know, I don't know how how I can explain that to you.

I'm not coming in.

You can reschedule it for somebody else.

I'll talk to her when she gets home, but that's that's it.

I'm just I'm just Well, your wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure.

Did you say two hundred dollars?

Your wife has made two hundred dollars for this procedure.

Yeah, no.

She's she's gonna get a refund.

You guys are not gonna be able to do that.

No, this isn't the money.

Wait a minute, sir.

Sir Owen, this is non-refundable.

So there is no money coming back.

I will let you know that.

Two hundred fing bucks?

There's no fing way.

You gotta be fing kidding me.

Two hundred bucks?

Sir what

this is a very reputable spa here.

I don't I don't do it.

I'm gonna get I'm gonna go to the dollar store and get a uh a a pack of razors for a dollar and she's gonna do it herself.

And I'll give her I'll give her ten bucks.

If she's good, I'll give her a tip, and that's the five.

Fifteen bucks, I'm done, I'm saved.

Two hundred fing bucks.

There's no fing way.

There is no fing way we are paying that money, and you guys are keeping that money.

There's no fing way, okay?

Do you understand?

There's no

way.

There is not a refund, Mr.

Owen.

There's definitely not a refund.

Mr.

Owen, what the f the f are you?

There's no fing way.

And I'm gonna talk about it.

I'm Ramon.

I am Ramon here at the spa.

And your wife came in and purchased this wonderful gift for you for Christmas.

I don't give a f Ramon.

You're not respecting my profession.

You're acting like that.

Look, look, I'm not trying to disrespect you, but I don't care about the the f profession.

There's no fing way.

That's actually that's robbery.

Charging somebody two hundred bucks to rip off hair off their their body?

There's no fing way.

I'm just not fing doing it.

And I'm gonna talk to her.

She's gonna do it herself.

I'm pissed because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not coming in at eleven.

You're supposed to come in at eleven so we can wax your back and your butt, and now you're saying no.

There there will be nothing whack.

I'm not coming in at eleven.

I'm not coming in ever.

She's gonna take care of this.

So you don't have to worry about it, Ramon.

I mean, I'll respect you, but no.

There is no refund.

Okay.

I mean, this is fing ridiculous.

I don't even know why I'm talking to you.

Your cousin Peter.

Have you spoken to him lately?

How the f do you know Peter?

Peter got me to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin Morning Show.

You just got to buy yo, you just got the f out of here.

Idiot.

Oh yeah.

I gotta ask you something, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

No doubt.