Funeral at the Club Prank

Uh yeah, I'm trying to reach uh James Jane James C.

Yeah, yeah.

What's up?

Hey, this this is uh Gerald.

Um I I was a friend of uh uh your your friend Chopper.

Yeah, yeah.

And Chopper just uh passed away last week, right?

Yeah, he did.

Uh I know they supposed to have a funeral and stuff over at uh at Mom F Baptist Church.

And uh I I don't really know you, but me me and me and Chopper and a bunch of the rest of us, man, we used to hang out at the club not too far from the house.

You know, that's pretty much where Chopper was all the time at the club.

Anyway, what a bunch of us was over at the club talking, man, and I was uh we was really want to reach out to one of the family members, you know, and then somebody said you was, you know, kind of a good friend of his.

And well, we we we we decided to call you and see if you didn't mind.

Do you think that you can talk to uh some of the family members and see if they don't mind having the funeral at the club?

At the club.

Well see, what on let me let me try to explain something to you, uh, Jane.

What we're trying to do is see we believe that we believe you said at the club.

Come on.

The club, there's a funeral.

What?

I that's what I understand it, but see see Chopper, Chopper ain't really go to church a whole lot.

You know what I'm saying?

He ain't really really go long as I've been knowing him.

Now he loved the Lord and stuff like that.

Well, but these are church going folks.

They want a funeral.

But I I understand, but see, Chopper wasn't.

Chopper wasn't Chopper went to the club.

So what I'm asking you is, let's have a funeral at the club.

Hell no, bruh, come on.

We can't have no d.

funeral at no club man.

Come on.

No, no.

Okay, but but what what I'm saying is though, is that he wasn't really he wasn't really no church going person.

I believe that a person oughta be uh uh uh the last words ought to be said over him in a place he's more familiar with.

You know what I'm saying?

Player, player, no, I I don't I don't know what you mean, Claire.

No, this this gotta be a funeral.

This this is this is church for I go to church and all my folks go to church.

No, we we we gotta do this thing up in church.

This this is a church thing.

But you don't you don't feel but do you understand where I'm coming from though that a man ought to go on and and the last words ought to be in a place he more familiar with now if he went to church then I understand that.

You see No bruh, hell no, no.

See it this is a chance to get itself right and we don't we don't have him up in church in in front of everybody.

You know

that sh don't make sense.

Who's this again?

I mean who are you?

But my name Jared.

But but who is Gerald?

I mean h how do you how do you relate to this?

Are are you a preacher or are you

where are you?

No, no, no, no.

I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper.

And see I hung out at the club and still hang out there with um a whole bunch of you know was real good friends with Chopper and we was saying it, you know Choppers the last words about Chopper ought to be said at the club 'cause see that's what Chopper was but five six days a week that's what Chopper was.

Yeah but what church are you affiliated with?

I mean what what why the hell would I I I I try to talk to the family, make me look stupid in front of the family, telling them to put the thing in a club.

How the f that gonna go off.

Well well see see that's what I'm saying.

You know 'em way more than we do because see they you talking about trying to move from a damn funeral at a church to a damn nightclub or a strip club or something No not no strip club, just a nightclub you're the same thing, ain't it?

I mean, you talking about having folks travel from across the country and meeting in a damn club.

What kind of sh that but that what chopped Chopper was.

That's what Chopper was.

How the f I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them to move this to the damn club.

You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to I'ma look like a f fool.

No, you're not.

You're gonna look like somebody's trying to keep it real.

Come to the damn funeral if I was do some like that.

Okay, okay, let me ask you this here then.

Let me ask you this here.

Oh Jane.

Do you think do you think you can uh maybe get the body and bring it over to the club?

No, hell no.

Well, I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever.

Oh hell no, I ain't touching

the walk in the dog by my fell.

What the f I'm gonna chuck your body for?

Hell no.

We just trying to say our last words at Chopper Man in a place that chopper must.

No, hell no.

Again, who the f are you?

How the f you get my number?

They did somebody at the club had your number said you was friends.

But why the f y'all call me of all folk?

Why the f y'all call me?

They say you good, you in with the family and you can I am in with the family, but I ain't in in the family lake make me look stupid.

Tell no.

Won't y'all I give y'all the number to the family.

Y'all call the family.

Y'all tell them that yourself.

Man, I won't I just wanna trying to get you to bring the body by, man, and let us No, I ain't touching no dead body.

We just wanna have one last drink with Chopper, man.

You have one with your boys and you you you get together with them and and y'all talk about Bartom and let them know how Chopper was, what kind of person he was, what kind of person he was.

But we need to we want Chopper to be there.

This chopper, this is Chopper you talking about, man.

Y'all bring y'all to the church.

Y'all need to be up in the church.

We wanna have chopper at the club.

Well, we know, man.

Y'all full of s where we don't make gonna f my up and have my looking like a fool at a damn funeral.

But that's about chopper though.

And damn right it about chopper.

You bring chopper to that club.

Y'all tripping, man.

I ain't doing sh.

I'm just going to this funeral.

I'm gonna tell the family what I think about chopper.

I'm moving on.

If y'all want to act crazy in front of town, y'all call the family, y'all filming you that Look, I got one more thing I want to say.

I don't even know your what?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy D.

This nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your boy d told me to prank you.

Man, y'all full of s

I just know y'all ain't did this.

Dave, this is nephew Tommy, man.

Your boy, no.

No, play.

Oh man, I can't believe this.

No, he didn't.

I can't even believe he did that.

Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

Oh man.

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