High School Sweetheart Invite 2

Hello.

Hello, uh hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice over there?

Yeah, man, we can we can use some ice over here.

Who who is this?

Hey, this Lawrence, man.

I was trying to see uh if y'all need some ice what kind of beer should I bring, man.

Y'all want some beer?

Man, every everybody over here pretty much do Budweiser, man.

Uh, who'd you say this was again?

This Lawrence.

This Lawrence, man.

I lent it to your wife at the um um the supermarket and she was telling me y'all was you know getting together and she told me to you know come on through if I had some time so I ain't want to just come through there with our nuttings.

You know what I'm saying?

I wanna I don't you know come through empty handed looking disrespectful man.

Yeah, yeah I feel it man.

We just we pretty much over here just kicking it watching a game man.

You can you know some beer, some ice that that'll be good bruh.

Okay, okay, okay, cool man.

Well listen, um I mean I mean people y'all gonna have I wanna make sure I bring enough stuff.

Yeah but who who do you I can I can't really hear man who'd you say this was again though.

My name is Lawrence man.

My name is La I went to uh I went to school with Glenda.

Oh okay you went to you went to school with Glenda okay.

Lawrence huh yeah we w we went to school together so you know we we I ain't seen her like man, I swear it's been like fifteen, twenty years, you know what I mean?

Ironically, you know I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago and and to you know run into a classmate, I was like wow but but you know I uh she invited me out man.

I ain't been nowhere since I got here so, you know it it's cool just to get out a little bit.

So you know you say Budwise and I bring some ice man so yeah we good.

We go so I'm just gonna bring a couple cases.

That's cool.

Yeah man that's that's cool but you you say Glenda which y'all did y'all y'all went to high school or college or wh and where'd you m where'd you meet her at?

No no no me and me and Glenda went to high school together daw.

Oh y'all went to high school together.

Yeah that's back in the day, you know what I'm saying?

Okay.

You say what'd you say?

You said your name Lawrence.

Yeah Lawrence Lawrence yeah we went to high school together man.

That was uh you know that man Glenda still look good.

That is how long y'all been married?

We've been married for about sixteen years man.

Wow.

Wow wow.

Okay.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah man you did good man.

I I I I heard I messed it up, you know what I mean?

But you know it's it's neither here nor there man but it's just ironic that I ran into her man, so I just appreciated the invite.

I saw I saw Glenda man.

Yo yo yo your girl looking good man.

I ain't seen it in a long time.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yo man, what do you let's back up a minute man.

What what you mean you you hate you mess that up.

Well no that d no okay, okay, my bad dog.

I I'm thinking you familiar with my name.

No, um see Glenda was um Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

You know, we dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade, man.

We went to prom together.

All right, right.

Look.

All right, man.

I see.

Um, you know what, man, I I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna let me see all right.

I don't know, I don't know what Glenda w what she meant by by telling you she you could come through the crib, bruh, but you you can't come through my house, dog.

I mean I didn't I done had mine back in the day and and and she might have had hers, bro, but you you can't come over my house, dude.

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, man.

Nah, Glenda then invited me.

And I'm coming.

I don't I don't know what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming to the house.

You ain't you ain't coming to my house, dog.

Hey dog, listen to me man.

I'm not finna sit here and go back and forth with you.

I done ran into Glenda in the stove.

Glenda says she, you know, it was good to see me, you know, come through tonight.

I say cool.

You know, and she gave me the number on asking you what else I should, you know, what else I should get, you know, so I'm I'm calling you saying, hey man, you want some ice and some beer, I'ma roll through, man.

It's just a party, dawg you insecure?

What's what's up?

No, I ain't no f insecure.

Listen to me, dog.

I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get Glenda.

All right, and and this d cause this right here don't make sense to me, dog.

What you mean Glenda invited you to the house?

And I'm telling you right now you ain't coming to my house, bruh.

If you come to my house you're gonna get up.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

So what you what you threatening me now dog?

That's what you're talking you.

Who who is you, dog?

I'm her first.

That's who I am.

I went to do first.

I'm her first.

I'm the one she really remember.

What you mean you you don't want she really remembered.

I'm her first dog.

See man I I look man I I like I said you bring your po over to my house and it's gonna be about 20 away none.

Alright all my boys over here we kicking it.

Alright you bring your over here you won't leave.

I promise you that I tell you what man I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me and I'm showing up and if you start tripping with me guess what dog it's on and popping one thing I ain't forgot is my first love My first love been invited me to the house.

Man, I can't I can't even deal with this right here, bruh.

I'm a tech You know you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda.

You know where the f I live, I you show your f up.

I want you to come on, I want you to come on over and you show up.

Like I said, you show up and your ain't going on.

I promise you that, bruh.

It's just whatever then, man.

It's whatever.

Look, look, man.

Me and my boys over here, we just waiting on it.

We just waiting on it.

All you gotta do is is make the move, bruh.

All you gotta do is make a move.

I tell you what, man.

I'm just I'm let me call Glenda.

See, I need to call Glenda.

Cause see, see, see Glenda.

Let me get Glenda.

Who the f are you, dog?

Who the f are you?

I'ma tell you one more time.

I am Glenda's first.

I don't give a f and it sounds like I might be her last.

Her everything.

Must be out here, CeeLo.

Listen, I got this part on the phone, bruh.

Like, yo, yo, dog.

Hey, let me ask you this here, man.

You don't even know where Glenda's spot at, do you?

Do you?

What the f I know where her spot at.

What the f who the f are you, dog?

What the f you think this is, bruh?

Hey man, how you bring your b over here.

I want you to show up at my you call me with this stupid, bruh.

You talking about my girl, my girl spot.

You come but I wanna see you at the crib right now, bruh.

Get your in your whip right now.

You drive down to my and I'm gonna f you up, bruh.

You ain't finna do nothing to me.

What?

Hello?

Hello, I'm I'm trying to reach can you hear me?

Yes.

I'm trying to reach Anastasia.

This is she.

How you doing, man?

Listen, I'm uh Glenn, the lifeguard over here at the pool.

Here in the apartment complex.

Yes, sir.

Do you have a um do you have a son named Yes sir?

Is everything all right?

Uh yeah, yeah, everything is fine.

I mean, uh uh a quick question, man.

We got a situation here with What's going on?

We we're not we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let him swim here at the pool in the complex anymore.

What?

We gotta

Your son uh I mean he swims here pretty much every every every other day.

You know, I'm always here seeing him swim.

But it seems like is you know, we've been trying to figure out who it is.

Your son keep peeing in the pool.

Man, my son ain't peeing no pool.

Now, I I I don't want to get into it with you.

Your son is f we finally narrowed it down.

Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool every day.

And you know, it's it's really a bad thing.

Uh uh we can't continue to keep letting him come over here.

We gotta ban him from the pool.