HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

Hello.

Hello.

I'm trying to reach Natalie, please.

Yes, this is Natalie.

Natalie, how you doing?

My name is Darren.

I'm w with the uh homeowners association.

Oh, okay, hey Dan.

Uh we got a we got a bit of a problem.

Uh if you don't mind me asking, who's who who actually brings your kids home from school uh each day.

Oh, my mom gets my kids for me and she drops them off.

You know, we've had a meeting here at the HOA.

We've been getting some complaints.

A couple of times some of the neighbors have told her to slow down and you know I I don't know if she's flicked them off or said something out the window, you know, but you know, this is stuff that we just cannot tolerate.

Huh well it really doesn't sound like my mom, but you know, I would Okay well listen listen, you know what Natalie what what we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna do is act like it's not your mama.

It's your mother that's doing this.

So what we need you to do is tell your mama to slow her down so we don't have this problem.

Alright, 'cause I I I tried to be nice with you at first, but if you're gonna be in denial thinking it's not your mama, then we gotta issue First of all, Darren from HOA, I need you to watch your tone and who the f you're talking to, all right?

I need you to calm that all the way down.

Okay, so you know

you need to slow your damn mama down.

That's what you need to do.

Slow your mama down the way she driving through the street.

What she needs to do is stand in the middle of the street if she flying down it so hopefully she can knock you out the way, okay?

Don't talk to me like that.

You being rude and disrespectful.

I don't ask her if it's her because I don't think it's her, but you're not gonna talk to me like that.

Okay, so your mama can just drive down the street and after damn My mom can do whatever she wanna do.

My mama could do whatever she wanna do.

She a grown out she can't do it in the neighborhood that I'm a member of the H O A at she can't do it there.

Okay?

Now I don't mind having your mama arrested with your kids in the car if I got to.

I wish you would.

I wish you would have my mama arrested with my kids in the car.

You're gonna have more problems than you ever had.

Okay.

You better not have my mama arrested.

You gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to the hospital.

How about that?

Okay, let me tell you something.

Tell your mama to slow her down in these streets.

This is the last warning I'm giving y'all.

This is the last one.

Well, you know what I'm saying?

You ain't got to give no warnings, okay?

We can have a real conversation about it.

We can meet and talk about it.

Because you ain't gonna talk to me like that, and you ain't telling my mama nothing.

I ain't telling her to slow down for nothing.

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do, Derek?

Matter of fact, let's meet about it.

I'm gonna bring my husband too, since you got so much to say.

You know what I'm saying?

I want you to have keep that same energy.

Okay, with my husband.

I want you to talk to him like you talking to me.

Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something.

I ain't worried about your husband or none of that.

All right.

I'ma say I'ma say this right here.

I'ma say this right here.

Tommy is the one that told us that your mama was spinning down the street.

Tommy the one said it.

Tommy, who the hell is Tommy?

Tommy said your mama was the one running up and down the street fast going 40-50 miles an hour.

Tommy the one said that.

I don't know who Tommy is, but Tommy can kiss my.

You can kiss my ass, and any other neighbors who got something to say about my mama can kiss my ass.

How about that?

Well, let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this.

Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show?

Do you know him?

Son of a bitch.

You aren't me.

Oh, you got it.

Oh my God.

I had to pull over and text my husband like he

just pulling on the phone talking to me.

Crazy to me.

I was also about to get you lit up, brother.

Let out of that you tell me.

Your sister Darius got me to prank phone call you, baby.

Oh.

Oh, it's going down.

It is going down.

Okay, back is a real mother.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm getting back.

Oh man, I knew that why my mama.

And you're gonna talk to me like that either.

Oh my god.

You got me if you got me.

Hey, baby, tell me this.

One more thing before you go.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning show.

And tell Steve, I said, hey, who is Marty be working good?