HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr.

Wilson, please.

This is he.

Mr.

Wilson, how are you today?

I'm doing fine.

Who's this?

My name is Williams.

Oh, how might I help you?

Well, listen, we've uh been getting a few complaints, sir about some things uh on your property there.

Well, who you with?

Uh actually I'm with the homeowners association.

Wanted to reach out and give you a call today.

Oh, well, how you doing?

Pretty good.

Listen, um got a few things I kind of want to discuss with you here that seem to be a problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there.

Um it's been brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you have um a few things on your property that are are not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.

Uh you have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that are not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.

Yeah, one well, one of them I'm currently working on.

I'm almost I should have it repaired.

I'm just waiting on get wait waiting to get a little extra money to get it taken care of.

The other cars just functioning.

I just don't drive it.

I have more than one car.

Okay.

Now you you also have a a a camper that seems to be uh has been there for at least eight months now that's that's sitting there.

Is that correct as well?

Yeah, yeah, I'm uh uh I'm working on um getting some storage for that it but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around about six, seven.

You know, not eight months.

Not eight months.

And uh, you know, I'm I'm looking at our past records and and stuff.

It seems like there was uh a complaint before about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut and all of that kind of stuff, and I'm just looking at past complaints that I have here.

Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh

supposedly in your backyard.

Now uh there's a you you have an old boat that's in your backyard.

Yeah, yeah, but I I I I don't see that boat bothering nobody.

Well well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye for the people.

I th I think I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other and you guys have a uh chain link fence between the two of you all, and uh I think the boat is must be just a sore eye for the family that's behind you all.

Well, you know, um I don't see myself getting rid of that boat, so uh I I I got a cover on it.

Everybody else got a boat.

I don't see what the problem is.

Well, okay.

H here's here's what's actually happening, Mr.

Wilson.

What's gonna take place is this.

Now we're we're gonna give you a fourteen day um extension.

Uh fourteen days actually to to move the car that is not functioning.

The camper as well and definitely the boat.

We need we're gonna need those three items.

Look here, sir, sir, sir.

I I ain't got nowhere to move the boat.

I just told you I was working on so well for storage.

Do you know how much storage costs?

Now the boat now the camp, I I I I'll get that taken care of.

But the boat, the boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that.

That that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died.

Now now I'm not moving that boat nowhere.

The boat won't just fine.

If I take it down there to the water, it'll work.

Sir, and I I I understand it wholeheartedly.

You know, I'm the y basically I'm I'm just a messenger.

I have I'm gonna have to get the non-functioning car that's not working properly.

I'm gonna have to get that out within the two week notice, as well as the camper.

And definitely the boat.

Now I gotta get that out.

That's gotta be gone.

I'll tell you what, I ain't moving.

I tell you then now now what you gonna do.

Sir You're gonna either move the boat or I'm gonna have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.

Well, I tell you what, I got thirteen reasons why you won't come over and touch that boat, and I got two more, what two time two times thirteen's twenty-six.

I got thirteen, and then I got another twenty-six added on to it, why you won't bring now over here to touch my daddy's boat.

Cause my daddy gave me that g bolt.

I'll be dead with any of you.

You know, I'm tired of you f with me.

It's that d across the street ain't who we'll report it, because the white.

Sir, I'm not at liberty to give you the uh the name who's reporting.

And ain't nobody said a d thing to him.

So why the hell y'all with me about how the boat in the backyard that my daddy gave me.

Sir, the language is not necessary.

I'm tired the bottom line is I want the camper out, I want the boat out, and I want the car that's not functioning, move within two weeks or I'm towing it out.

I tell you what, I give you a personal invitation to come over here and f with the boat, the camper, and the car.

And I

I will beat your like that's what I'm gonna beat your Sir and uh Wow.

I'm gonna allow one car to stay.

I just want to make sure that you know that I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you know that what what has taken place here?

Um

the statement is well taken, but I ain't moved my daddy's boat.

You're gonna move your dad stinking boat if you

bring your I tell you.

Well, don't bring the load, but you bring somebody.

Sir, trust me, trust me, if we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities with us.

Well, I g I might well go to jail because I love my daddy ain't never one of you gonna touch my daddy's boat.

That's the only thing he left me.

I got one more thing I need to say to you, sir, about this and situation.

Excuse me?

What the you got to say?

All I have to say is this.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your brother.

That boy that got

my blood pressure up your fine.

I got to pull up take my blood pressure message.

All right, man.

He said, Man, he be going Eddie with the homeowner so he said, Man, just call him and tell him he got to move all this stuff.

He said, But most of all, tell him y'all gonna haul off that boat.

He said he'll kill you behind that dog on boat.

Yeah, man, that's my daddy's boat, but I love that boat.

They they know that, they know that.

He know what button to push.

I got one more question for you though, baby.

Tell me this.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

And there we are.

You ain't married.