I want to marry you for Christmas

Let me explain something to you.

I mean, first of all, you got to understand that I'm bringing news that people didn't

vote it on, and that's what everybody want to do.

Don't nobody want to get in that car.

We had a meeting.

For the moment, that person, she been making it 10 years.

Ain't nobody been saying nothing.

And guess what?

When I'm up in the house, nobody better not be there.

walking up and through there

talking about my

mama either.

And you know,

go eat the

Okay, but see right there.

Why, why,

if people don't like

the dressing, Glenda,

why do you want to make

sure to submit everybody

to have it, to eat it

if they don't like it?

You don't eat

that's all I know.

I ain't no

you ain't gonna eat

no

I don't know no

Benjamin,

Benji,

whoever the hell you are.

I'm mama Lord's nephew

from the other side

of the family.

Exactly.

I don't know you.

Okay, and really,

really,

to back all that,

I don't really know you.

But I'm, but I'm, but I'm mad enough, I'm mad enough to call you and tell you what we gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.

Well, I know my a**, right? I said it once and I repeated it again.

She gonna make that a** dresser, you a** gonna eat it, and we gonna go out by our day.

Okay, okay, right there.

Listen, and I know this might be hard for you to understand, what you grew up with liking, everybody else might not like.

Okay, so you ain't neglecting because you ain't been around, but she's making a f***ing dress.

Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, there's going to already be some more dress in here.

Okay, okay, and she's going to make a dress, and we're going to sit this s*** down, and y'all are going to eat this s***.

It's not even going to be discussed no further than that.

I'm telling you, f***, I've got to say, because your name's going to hurt my mama clearly.

Okay, now ain't nobody trying, that's why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't make it now, so she don't even bring it down.

Hey look, I'm finna say this here, cause every day you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you.

I'm gonna say it as clear as I can say it.

If y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you, we already got dressing made.

We throwing that dressing in the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made for them.

Troy Blake, that's what we doing.

Please, let me explain something to you.

I'm gonna be on dressing patrol.

I'm telling you now.

I'm not playing with you.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Oh, you!

Tommy?

You!

You about to make me sick.

Oh, what?

Listen, baby.

This ain't gonna be what it's gonna be, baby.

Because I'm going to have my brother's worst vision.

Y'all play too much.

Y'all play too much.

You see, that's quite too much.

Oh, my God.

That's getting what's going to be canceled, baby.

Okay, Gwen, I got to ask you, baby.

One last question before I let you go.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey Mornage.

Hello?

I need to speak to Sister Felicia.

Okay, who is this?

This right here is Glenn, all right?

This is Glenn.

I'm trying to get my money back

that I put in church on Sunday

on Sunday, and I'm trying to get my $100 back.

Okay, what did you not get from your heart?

I gained from my heart what I thought was going to happen, but it didn't happen.

Okay, help me help you.

What you mean, what didn't happen?

What didn't happen, sir?

Okay, Pastor wasn't there.

Pastor was not there on Sunday, and y'all had this guest minister come in, who I didn't

like him at all, but the doggone offering was before he even got up to preach, so I

which was a hundred dollars and then I didn't even know pastor wasn't there you know what I'm

saying so here I am giving a hundred dollars I'm thinking I know I'm gonna get the word

when pastor there but y'all put this dude up he coming from don't nobody come from the book of

Ruth no more he was at Ruth Leviticus he was all over the place I want to get my hundred dollars

back I ain't giving to that sir do you not read the bulletin I mean how often do you even come

Well, if you would come to the altar and read the bulletin, sir, you would have known that Pastor took a vacation.

He took a vacation. So everybody knew he wasn't going to be there?

Yes, sir. The regulars, the people that come regularly to church, they know that, sir.

Okay, well, I didn't know that. So I need to get my money back.

Okay, what I need you to do, though, is calm down.

I'm calm. I'm just trying to say I want to get my $100. I'm not giving. That sermon I got on Sunday, I'm not giving no $100 for that.

$100 back. Okay. We don't do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay. I have to wait till pastor get back in because two people have to sign the checks. I can't even do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not even at work right now. Okay. So how am I going to get my $100 back? Okay. So why don't you just call the church on tomorrow and then we can go from there. Okay. I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow. I tell you what, you know what, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and you're gonna give me my $100. Either it's in a check or it's in cash. But you, Mr. R. R.