Christmas proposal from a stranger

I just told you that come tomorrow I'm coming up there to get my damn hundred dollars whether

it's in a check or whether it's in cash I don't care what it is let me tell you something sir

you ain't getting nothing from us I bet you call and curse me looking for some money back

you're a mess you're giving your money from your heart it doesn't matter who else they're

I'll stick you naked in and you know what?

You better be glad this ain't 20 years ago

because I'd have cussed you from everything.

Cussed you.

But that's not what he's saying

because you know what?

I ain't going to cuss you.

But I'll tell you what I will do, young man.

Whenever I see you.

What did you say your name is again?

What's your name?

I'm Brother Glenn.

Brother Glenn, when I see you,

I'm going to give you a lot of fellowship.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Come on, fuck them.

That's why you keep going, people.

You have been talking to me

I'll pick up the phone.

You ain't say hi, ma'am.

I ain't do it, ma'am.

Can you hear me, ma'am?

No, you just gonna come sit and holler at me.

You gonna talk to people like that.

You gonna even sound like a Christian.

I said don't do that.

Don't you hear me, ma'am?

Now, you want something from people you ask.

That's what the world says.

You have not because you ask not.

Don't call here hollering at me.

Don't you hear me?

I hear you.

Don't call here cussing at me.

Oh, Lord, help me.

Sister Felicia, can I please?

I want to say something else to you if you don't mind.

Can I say something?

You can't say nothing to me.

But do you know what you need to do?

Go get you some mammoths.

Yes, ma'am.

But there's one more thing I just wanted to say to you.

There ain't no one more thing.

There ain't no one more thing.

Okay, but I just wanted to tell you this, Sister Felicia.

I wanted to tell you.

I told you.

You ain't got nothing to tell me.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

But I want to say this, though.

Show. Your girlfriend, Sister Doris, got me to prank phone call you.

Sister Felicia? Oh my God. I am going to get Doris. Yes, I am. Tommy, is Steve in there with you?

No, no ma'am. No ma'am. Steve is not in here with me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to need to have a private moment with Sister Dawn.

Yeah, it's got to be private.

Can't nobody hear what I've got to share with her.

Yeah, it's going to be me, her, and the law.

Sister Felicia, Sister Owen, she said,

my girlfriend is blessed, highly favored, saved.

And she said, I want you to see if you can push her button.

I did, Sister Felicia.

You wrote it out.

I'm going to tell you.

But you, let me ask you something, though.

I gotta ask you, what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Say the theme, Harvey Mornin' Show.

Okay, pretty good.

You actually came in a couple weeks and filled out some forms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did, I did.

You're seeking employment, correct?

Yes, sir, I am.

Okay, okay.

Well, listen, I got a few things here I'd like to go over.

If you have the time, I'd like to get a couple questions from you.

I think I actually have something I could send you out on on Monday

if you actually fit the criteria, okay?

Oh, okay.

Well, hold on one second.

Let me grab a pen real fast.

Hold on.

Okay.

All right, go ahead.

I'm ready.

All right.

Are you used to physical labor at all?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Okay.

So that's not a problem health-wise or physical.

You're able to handle that kind of stuff?

Yes.

Okay.

About how tall are you, William?

About 5'8".

5'8".

Okay.

And how much do you weigh?

About 150.

150.

Okay.

All right, let's do this.

Now, have you done any singing at all?

You know, I'm not a singer-singer, but, you know, I could blow a little bit.

Not professionally, but, you know.

Right, but you're pretty good at holding a note at least, though, right?

Yeah, I can hold a note, uh-huh.

Okay.

Not bad, not bad at all.

Are you good working out in the heat?

Is that okay?

Yeah, at this point, man, I'm willing to take anything, yeah.

I'm cool with that.

Okay, how long have you been out of work?

Man, it's about a good, about a year and a half now.

Okay.

We're going to try to fix that for you.

I know with the way the economy is, you know, I know how people can be out of work

and not be able to find what they're looking for.

But I think we've got something up our alley.

Now, let me ask you this question.

Are you good working barefooted?

Barefooted?