Marry me for Christmas

Straight up man.

Hello?

Hey, I'm trying to reach Brad.

Yo, this is Brad, what's up?

Hey, what's going on Brad?

Hey, this is Kenny man, what's going on with you?

Who?

Kenny?

Uh, I'm trying to reach you.

Hey, I'm trying to reach you.

Hey, I'm trying to reach you.

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Hey, I

you know I know you through uh through Scotty oh oh that's my brother Rick Potten okay yeah yeah

you ought to know me through Scotty man I done hung out with y'all a few times oh okay okay yeah

what's up with you oh man first and foremost man have a holiday thank you brother appreciate it

man yeah yeah you hustling man you out there getting it man you know just chilling man just

trying to try to make it happen we'll get through the season you know how it is yeah for sure for

I used to work with Scotty man but even after you know I left that job over there we still

we're still kind of hanging together me him your brother Rick man every night need you come out

you know you'll know me soon you see me oh okay yeah because I'm yeah I'm struggling with that

one but yeah okay well hey hey uh man I realize you call you man I'm trying to do something big

and see if you would be down for doing a couple things, man.

Oh, okay.

What you talking about the little hookup thing I had?

The TV's a baby.

The what now?

Yeah, the TV.

You know, I used to do the TV.

I don't do it no more, though, dog.

Is that what you're talking about, man?

I'm out the business, man.

A man doing a solid three on that, man.

I'm done with that, dude.

I'm sticking with that, dude.

Okay, no.

It ain't got nothing to do with no TV.

No.

Okay.

You used to have the hookup on the TV.

You think that's why I'm calling?

Yeah, that's why I thought you was calling about what's up.

Okay, man, here's what's up, man.

I wanted to do something special.

It's Christmas, man.

And I thought about it, thought about it, man,

trying to get my courage up to ask you, dog.

You know, it seemed like we always had a good vibe every time we got together.

You know, everybody was kind of real cool.

Me and you, I know you don't remember, man.

We played heads up dominoes with each other, man.

You know, I think we hit it off pretty good.

Okay.

So, what I wanted to do, man, what you doing for Christmas?

Uh, yeah, I don't know, J.J.

I don't really know, J.J.

What's up?

Man, I know it's going to sound kind of crazy, man, but, uh, you know, I've been thinking

about it a long time.

Hey, man, will you, uh, on Christmas Day, man, will you marry me?

F*** the future.

How are you going to f***ing marry me?

It's just Kenny, man.

It's just Kenny, man.

I used to run with Rick now, man.

I know Rick, your brother, but that's how I used to see you, man.

I know it's kind of strange or whatever, but I don't want to.

What the f*** did you just ask me to do?

I hope this thing comes carrying you somewhere.

I know you ain't saying what I thought you said.

I'm asking you for your hand in marriage, man.

I guarantee it won't be a f***ing matter, s***. Hello?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just, I'm a little disappointed, guy. I thought you'd have been excited about it.

I'm not excited about kicking no s***. That's about it.

Hold on, s***. I'll tell you what, bro. I don't remember who you are, but if you show yourself, I'm going to marry the s*** to the pavement.

Swoop and believe that s***.

What? Hold on. Where the f*** did we hang out together, and what the f*** made you think you could ask me to f*** like that?

What the hell you saw in me so I could change that s**t to make you feel like you could ask a grown s**t heterosexual s**t man to f**king marry me?

Hey, man, I mean, you know, all over the country, man, people getting married, dude.

So, I mean, it shouldn't be a big surprise, you know?

That s**t, who knows each other, who like each other, s**t.

You don't ask s**t what that one or something cologne that f**ked you up.

Let me know what it is, s**t.

I mean, I don't know what kind of vibes you was getting from me, s**t.

Hey, man, hey, y'all, you getting all excited, man.

You need to calm down a little bit, man.

I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to talk to you.

Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, please, Brad, please, come on man.

Just think twice about marrying me.

You don't know me.

Will you think twice about marrying me?

I wanted this for Christmas, man. I wanted this for Christmas.

They're saying you can give me a red Christmas. That's it.

Give me your number. Let me call my brother.

Ask him who you are so we can go over there and dismiss your condition.

Hey, you know what, man? You're getting too irate, man.

I'm getting irate. You call a grown, homosexual man and ask him to marry you?

What the f*** do you expect?

Hey, hey, hey. I thought it was alright to call you, man.

I thought you would be more open-minded.

So, so your brand would not take my lovely way to hand in marriage to love.

I won't take your, on your name, your nothing, and nothing.

There's something wrong with you, bro.

What is your name and what's your number?

That's all I need from you.

That's it.

Okay, okay.

Here, take the number down, man.

You ready?

Yo, give me the number.

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Oh my God!

Y'all got me.

Y'all got me.

I tell you, he got me, man.

I whoopin' the .

He got me.

What's up, man?

Hey, man, I gotta ask you, baby.

Tell me one more thing, man.

Before you call Rick, what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, Steve Harvey, Morning Show.