Insure My Strippers

Can I help you?

Uh yeah, Joseph, how you doing, man?

I got your um boom up.

Your number, uh uh, sorry.

Oh absolutely we'll love to help you.

We'll love to help you.

Okay.

Listen, I'm um I'm I'm seeking some insurance.

What all the insurance do you guys have?

What what what all do you all cover?

Oh we have automobiles, we have home insurance, uh we have life insurance, uh fire flood, uh we pretty much uh we have everything really exactly what type of insurance you were looking for.

Okay, well see I need uh uh I have my own business, my own company.

Oh, that's good.

Entrepreneur, I like that.

Okay, what I what I'm what I'm what I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for the people underneath me.

Oh, okay, you're employee.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Exactly.

I want to I want my employees to be insured.

Okay.

You know, like if something happens to them, they can get they can get workman's comp, you know what I mean?

I I want to be able to to accommodate them that way.

Is that are you able to help me while with something like that?

Yeah, uh I am able to help you.

Uh just need to ask you a few questions.

Uh how many how many employees do you have?

Right now I have I got six.

Well, I got four that's working full time.

I got two that that work uh predominantly on the weekends.

Okay, so I got let me think real quick.

Let me uh I got Sentleman, I got Ice, Jasmine, I got Thunder.

I'm I'm sorry, sir.

Um sir, uh tell me your name again, sir.

What was uh Smitty.

Okay, okay.

Um what type of business do you have, sir?

Um well I'm I'm I'm more of a um I'm a I'm a PC.

And um I'm sorry.

DC uh personal consultant?

No, no, no, no.

I'm a I'm uh pretty close though, pretty close.

That's that's that's pretty close.

Um I'm uh I'm a pleasure consultant.

And and what it is, I mean I got um you know I got to.

Sorry, sir, I'm sorry.

Did you say uh pleasure consultant?

Right, right.

What what that is, man, is is you know, uh I I pleaserize uh people that want to be pleasurized.

Like I have uh girls that may dance for you, uh some make come by and and uh uh do other things for you.

You know how to put you private parties, that kind of thing.

Are you trying to ins are are you trying to insure strippers or call girls?

Well I mean I mean I'm trying to insure what I'm trying to insure.

I mean I give all my girls 1099 at the end of the year.

I don't I don't know what this is an insurance company.

This is a reparable company uh we don't insure call girls or strippers.

Sir I'm trying to insure my product.

I mean the way the economy is right now everybody got to look out for themselves I gotta insure what I need to insure so in case things go bad man I can bounce back on that.

You settle?

I understand that sir and I I do understand I mean I'm a businessman just like you are.

Sir but we don't insure uh call girls strippers.

So so hold on I got your car man you trying to tell me that now you can't give me no insurance?

We can't insure car girls are strippers.

Uh oh okay okay okay tell me what type of duties do they perform?

Well I mean what you mean what kind of do?

I mean they dance Well I have to on the application I have to put down what type of duties do you're we're gonna put down we should put down uh uh uh uh exotic dance you know uh and see since they uh are there for people that like uh need to have some personal attention man you know we just put something else down like you know uh counseling you know prostitutes you want to insure prostitutes I'm

not saying that man I'm not stop saying that don't say that no more that's not what I'm saying I'm saying

that's what they are saying

PC man why don't you why don't you put down pleasure consultant form manager consultant Sir uh we don't do that here uh I'm I'm I I I don't know how to help you sir we don't do that you know that you you can insure a prostitute.

Did I tell you I'll say that no more?

I told you this right here is a PC.

It's a pleasure consultant.

Now somebody that gave me this business card that told me that you'll be able to take care of me and now here you just coming back saying you can't.

See this one is starting to be some for Smithy now.

Uh uh uh sir you you have to Refrain from using that language.

No, no, no, no.

They they telling me that you are able to insure me, man.

Yes, sir.

I'm insurance.

You don't want to come back with some bogus right here, though.

We don't insure any type of ghetto mess prostitutes, uh, call girls.

Um that's some street joke that we don't do here.

Hey man, listen, I was told you can insure me, and guess what?

You go insure me.

I'm gonna go back and forth with you, Doc.

I'm gonna come down there to your office and I wanna I want these papers filled out so I can sign them, so I don't know.

Look, man, we don't insure no prostitutes or no or no strippers, okay?

So we don't do that.

And and and you're not gonna come down to my office with this ghetto mess.

We don't do that.

Who do you think you holler at, man?

You you don't know who you fooling with.

Now don't let this corporate over the phone corporate voice fool you because I can get gangster.

Hey man, I don't know who you think you are.

Look at this.

Now we don't do that here.

Hey man, look at let me tell you something.

I'm on my way down there.

Sir, do not come to this office.

Come to this office.

I'm coming to the office.

You gonna insure my girls for me.

Now somebody gave me my c your card and told me you can take care of me on the low, and that's what you gonna do.

Now I need my damn insurance for my girls, dog.

That's all I'm trying to get out of you.

Don't you bring your c up to my schedule with this b we don't do it, and it will not.

And if you bring your up, you gonna get your what?

I got one.

What are the people you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

Now I try to be nice and I try to be professional with some.

Don't you bring no up to my office?

Or I'm gonna kick your you ain't swimming in in front of all them up there.

Hey man, I got one more thing I need to say to you.

You listening?

Yes, what you got to tell me?

Don't what the f I do not insure prostitutes, okay?

What do you have to tell me?

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Um

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