Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

Kate.

Hello?

Get back in there.

Hello, I d I'm I'm trying to read Hold on, hold on one minute, please.

Uh go get in there, take off them jackets now and get to that homework right now.

Uh-uh.

Y'all ain't eating nothing here.

Hello!

Hello, hold on, please.

Hello?

I've been looking for the the the Miss uh Miss Kate, is that what you name it, the Catherine McKay or what they call you.

Uh hello, who is this?

You didn't you come by here on this street and then hit my uh

you is the one that drive the van that w with the nursery with the kids, ain't you?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Yes, I do drive a van, but what you talking about hit.

Who say what now?

Okay, now look here.

My name is

Hello.

One moment, sir.

Y'all stay out of here.

Uh this is gonna be business right here, what I'm gonna do right now.

Go on gone in that.

Hello, okay.

My name is Dinkins.

Dinkins.

They say that the uh listen to that the d somebody didn't come by inside swipe my truck.

I got seven two Chevrolet.

Seven two Chevrolet.

And somebody done come by and then side swipe it.

And they say that it it it now I'm looking at it blue paint everywhere on what side swipe.

They say that you is the one that drives some school van or nursery or something like that.

And it's blue.

You is the they say you is the one that's that hit my seventy two Chevrolet truck.

Somebody who is this?

Somebody trying to play a joke on somebody or something.

Who is this?

This morning that's about it must be around ten or twelve, 'cause that that truck was sitting out there and and I call out there the heating and see niggas and paint all over the side of Okay, well

Okay, well, sir, I didn't do it.

And I'm I'm gonna go hang up.

I don't even have to do it.

I don't know.

I don't know what anybody is doing, but that don't have nothing to do with me.

I didn't side swipe Jenkins.

I ain't frightened.

Well, all of you find out who did it, sir.

Good day.

Call her back here.

All right.

Look at damage, you're gonna make me mad now.

Wait, wait, no, wait, wait, sir.

Now now hold it.

I I understand you are upset and I hear what you are saying.

But what you not gonna do, and we don't we don't even have to go here, is we're not gonna use file language.

Now that that I ain't gonna entertain.

Now, uh, thank you.

And this second phone call, we this is it.

This is our last phone call, sir.

Listen to me.

I'm not gonna do it.

I heard you.

I heard you, but I did not do it.

I drove my van this morning.

I don't even know what street you talking about, sir.

First of all.

You gonna have to pay eighteen hundred dollars, Doctor, because that's what they say gonna cost to get it fixed.

Who is they?

Like they is doing the children's gonna cost that.

Is they the same day that told you I did it?

Well, you need to go check they out and find out where they can get you some more money from somebody else.

So they need to call somebody else.

I I'm I'm not the one for this here.

See, I I I already know what you know.

And I think you you think something over here like you gonna get some money.

Cause uh you know all that's going on on here.

But it don't happen like that on here, yeah.

Steve ain't got nothing to do with this.

Don't come on calling over here trying to get no gr get rich quick, nothing.

I know you know whose sister I am.

You're gonna make me I don't wanna come over there and have to put my hands on somebody, but I w I'd do it.

Now and see no Lord.

Okay, no, baby.

See, you ain't you got you can't be from round round me past to even say something like that out your mouth about me.

Um hands on something.

You don't even know what's you don't even know me, evidently.

You don't even know where I come from.

You don't even know whose child I am, sir.

It ain't just me over here.

Oh, you don't call on him with no uh You swept my

one that sideswiped it in some school vein that you got the seven two Chevrolet and I've been having that trouble for years.

I don't care.

Who done said what?

Yeah, I got a van and I drive children around, but I ain't side swiped you is what I'm saying to you, uh Jenkins.

It's Dinkins is my name.

Dinkin, then couldn't just my name.

You is the one that's gonna pay this eighteen hundred dollar because you is the one that done sideswiped my truck.

Now now I don't wanna get my um Hello.

Hello.

Call her back.

I want you play too much.

Tommy, you played too much now, you played too much.

Tommy, this wasn't even funny today.

I ain't laughing.

I am not laughing with you about this.

That was funny.

What you doing?

Hot now, I'm hot.

I'm in here hot now.

I know I ain't hit nothing, I know I ain't.

And people is always calling around here, Tommy, with some old shenanigans for Steve.

And I don't like it, Tommy.

Now hey, you done came around here and you laughing.

Mom, I'm just playing.

You know you ain't hit nobody, Carl.

You alright?

Mom.

Yeah, what, Tommy?

You know I'm just playing.

Ooh, Lord, I mercy.

Yeah, it was him.

It's him.

He on here laugh.

on back in there go on on back in that yeah where yet I am in here just walking around like I am then to just kill

I was like who is my and then Lord I just I I just remembered back in the day I said God this test too strong way.

You hear somebody call I I was like Lord I feel a shakedown coming a shakedown something I didn't you know I didn't even want to have to call y'all I was I was gonna do all this in my head I'm saying leave me alone honey I I come with a whole army of people I don't even want to involve them.

I was getting nervous Oh god I'm about to take me a trip on this one uh baby this is gonna cost you wait wait wait wait I'm gonna get the last laugh on this one

so you may as well just go on Mama what you talking about you need to take a trip get your check book out on this one

you got a good get standard old vessel now you're gonna pay for this imperformer

so I'll take three grand yes I will o okay I'm finna go mama baby hold it hold it Tommy No I'm finna go see I know you Tom I know you're gonna let see here you'll show how you got me else what you want to do is all you just

find that is it you better uh why don't you send me that old check mama

train doing good mom I got you on me doing good did you hear Trey?

It's your daddy that was playing the trick on me What are you doing?

That check on in that mail funny

You won't play this one again will you call me next week.

See

I love you.

Bye mom bye