You hit my car

Because right now it is time for today's prank phone call with the nephew, nephew Tommy.

What you got for us today?

I'm finna lay you out on this one, Shirley.

I'm finna lay y'all the way out.

Here we go.

You hit my car.

You hit my car.

I love that.

Okay.

Yeah, if you in your if you're in your car right now, you might Wanna You might want to pull over.

You might want to pull over.

You hit my car.

Let's go, Cat.

Oh, you waste that and had Raymond notice all over the place.

Hello?

I'm trying to speak to Adele's f This is she.

Do you live in apartment number 78?

Uh, that depends on who asking.

My name is Herman Wales.

I live in building three, apartment 105.

Do you live in apartment number 78?

What you want with where I live?

Look, ma'am, do you drive a camera, a Toyota camera, a light blue one?

Yes.

All right.

Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran into my car.

I got a Benz, a black one, a 2005 C240.

Now I got light blue scratches on my.

Wait, wait, wait.

My neighbor told you what?

Your neighbor, uh matter of fact, his name is uh Brian Kendall.

I told you.

You mean the close-eyed mother that live across the hall?

The what?

The cross-eyed mother that live across the hall told you what?

Ma'am, listen.

All I know is he say he live in apartment 80.

He live next door to you.

You live in a supposedly apartment 78 right here in Cambridge Court apartments.

Now all I'm saying is, he told me your car is the which is the light blue car, hit my backed into my car.

Now I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.

And I got light blue scratches on my bins.

Uh, last I checked, my light blue clamor wasn't the only light blue camera they made.

Ma'am, you the only light, you the only light blue car in the parking lot.

Ain't no even.

I'm the only light blue car in the parking lot right now.

I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue car in the damn parking lot.

Ma'am, I'm not

look, and I'm in the middle of watching T.

What can I do for you?

What you mean, what can you do for me?

You didn't hit my car, man.

I ain't touch your damn car.

Is you got some cameras out in this parking lot that saw me hit your car?

No, I don't have no cameras, but it Well then uh I believe this conversation is.

It's over.

And I don't give a damn what the cross-eyed man crossed the hall told you.

Look, let me tell you something.

You didn't hit my car.

No, you're gonna sit up and act like you're.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, player.

Uh, is you yelling at me?

I'm not yelling at you, but you didn't hit my car.

You the only.

Ma'am, you the only light blue car in the parking lot.

I'm the only light blue car in the parking lot now.

And as a matter of fact, my car ain't even in the parking lot.

My sister borrowed my car, go to the store.

Well, is it possible that your sister is the one that hit my car?

Now.

Now.

What?

Okay, it is your sister.

When is she coming back?

Maybe she hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.

No, she ain't hit your car.

She ain't hit your car because she would have told me she hit your damn car.

Look, b uh, I said ain't nobody hit your damn car.

My car ain't got no damn scratches on it.

What you ain't gonna be doing is sitting here cussing at me though.

Then I don't give a f what kind of scratches you got on your car, but I can't do a damn thing about it.

And even if you did, let me just be clear.

I ain't got no insurance, no way.

So I can't do nothing for you.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Let me tell you something.

You ain't got to tell me.

You ain't got to tell me a m thing.

And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.

Wait a minute.

Let me ask you.

Half a hundred.

Call her back.

Mister, you act like I ain't got no idea.

I got $3,500 worth of taxes on my car.

I don't give a f about no.

You had them scratches on your car already.

And you ain't finna use me as no m excuse to get you no new paint.

I ain't had no scratches already on my car.

Oh yeah, you had them.

Oh yeah, you had to.

No, I didn't.

I'ma tell the insurance adjuster if he come over here.

Nah.

Cause you gonna be using your insurance.

I now already told you I ain't got no.

Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight.

I'm on my way to the door now.

I'm standing in the door.

Come on.

Come on.

Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need to pay for.

You the only one.

You the only night.

What?

What?

What?

What?

Look, I already told you.

I'm tired of talking to you.

I'm watching TV and you ain't got shells to talk to me about.

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

I need to talk to you about this car.

I got 35.

I ain't even parked next to no BMWs lately.

It's a Benz.

What's the hell ever?

It's a BNC 240 or black.

I don't give a damn if it's a uh Ben 777.

I can't help you.

They don't make a 777.

I don't give a damn.

Lady, look, you know what?

Can I say something to you?

No, you can't say a d.

You know what you can say to me?

You can say bye.

I just want to say one more thing to you.

One more thing.

I'm gonna give you one more thing.

Go ahead on.

All I want to say is this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your sister Robin out of DC put me up.

Oh, that d shit gonna make me.

You know what?

I don't even hear y'all show.

I listen to the show on the internet.

And this bitch, oh, you wait till I talk to her.

All right, Mr.

Dale, but listen, before you go, can you tell me?

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey morning show.

All right, nephew Tommy.

You knew you didn't run into nobody.

I know damn well.

I ain't hit nobody.

Because I be trying to plug my stuff out there far so it won't nobody hit me, you know.

All right.

Bye.

Mr.

Dale.

All right now.

You're talking about the cross-eyed blanketed blank cross the home.

Elizabeth crossed the home.

She knew when she said that.

Then she told me, you said the what?

Well, she was already having trouble.

Kids in that house already.

Mr.

You act like a big thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello?

Oh man.

And then when you side.

Straight stupid.

Uh huh.

Side back.

You ain't finna be an excuse to get no paint we paint job off me.

That's what you ain't gonna do for.

My car ain't even worth no $3,500.

So you already do it better than me.

You were better than me.

Yeah.

Classic, classic.