Jaguar Delivery

Hello.

Ma'am, I'm I'm kind of lost over here.

I'm trying to get this vehicle over to you guys.

You guys are uh I I'm my GPS system isn't working right, so I don't know if if I'm close to the area, but I think I'm near your street, and uh like I I apologize for being late.

Is there uh maybe somebody that can meet me at the corner service station or something and get me that way because I I don't know if I'm in the right area or not.

I'm sorry, sir.

What are you trying to deliver?

Oh, I've I I have the uh this convertible Jaguar 2013 that uh is supposed to be delivered to you guys' address, and I'm I'm just a little turned around with my GPS system.

It's not working right.

And what address do you have?

I have um 2831 Vanderbilt Circle.

I'm sorry, that's not our address, sir.

Okay.

Are you uh

but you are expecting the car, right?

No, sir.

I'm not.

Uh okay, are you are you miss?

Yes, I'm the

Okay, as Randall, it says Randall, as Randall, uh, well, whoever's on Vanderbilt Circle.

What what what's your address, ma'am?

My address is 4523 South Park Avenue.

Okay.

I got 2831 Vander Vanderbilt Circle.

And I got a uh let me look at my paperwork here.

Hang on one second.

2013 Jag XK convertible, and I'm supposed to be dropping this off to to Connie.

Are you counting?

Well, I am not coming.

And I know that motherfucker did not buy that bitch's car.

When I'm riding around in my car near new car I need a new carrier.

Okay.

I know I tell you what, you bring that motherfucking car over to here and I'll accept the car from Mr.

Okay, uh, but I have to give it to Connie, ma'am.

That's who's listed on the on the thing.

And Mr.

Louis will meet you here, trust me.

Okay, is is is Mr.

there?

Can I speak with Randall?

No, Randall's not here at the moment, but he will be here when you get here.

What fucking time will you be here?

Okay, ma'am, I don't want to be in the middle of anything.

I I'm just trying to deliver the car.

Just deliver the fucking car to my house today.

Okay, but uh is there any way Connie can be there?

Hell fucking Con at my house, hell fucking no Connie can be a cow.

Is her name on the car or is it his name?

It's his name on the car, but it says deliver directly to Miss Connie.

Well you're not Miss Connie though, and I can't do that.

The fact that I know you're not her, I can't do that.

Okay, so let me get you hold on real quick, okay?

I'm gonna call Miss, okay?

Okay, now I'm like I said, if I could just get somebody to sh show me where Vanderbilt Circle is, I'll be fine.

I just can't uh I can't.

No one's not gonna show you where Vanderbilt Circle is.

You're gonna deliver that fucking car to my house today.

Hold on one second, okay?

Uh yes, ma'am.

Thank you, just taking a few minutes.

Hey, Stephanie, I speak to Randall, please.

Randall, I know the fuck you didn't buy this bitch no car.

I have a delivery on the phone since you bought a 2013 charge one.

Oh hell no.

I thought you wasn't messing around with that bitch no more.

Oh, ratchet ass.

I can't stand your black ass.

Fuck you, you such an asshole.

Uh uh, hello?

Sir?

Yes.

Uh okay, s does anybody know where Connie lives, man, so I can get this car off my truck.

I don't know where the fuck Connie lives, but um you can call Mr.

and ask him.

But I would rather you deliver to my house since it's in my husband's name.

Well, yeah, he's bought the car and I but I gotta go into her.

Um is there any way you can have her at your house and I'll bring her over there?

So you what?

Bring that motherfucking car to my house about three o'clock and I have both of the motherfuckers in in the yard waiting on you to deliver the motherfucking car when you get here.

Okay, so everybody's gonna be there now?

Every fucking body's gonna be here.

You damn right.

Uh well w Tommy's on this list too.

I don't know no damn Tommy.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

What kind of damn was she talking about?

Um, I don't know.

Do you know Tommy though, ma'am?

Hell no, I don't know no damn Tommy.

Okay, but do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Albin morning show?

That's me.

Your husband Randall got me the prank phone call you.

Oh hell no.

Your husband Randler told me he said, Bring this name up and watch my wife go crazy.

You damn right.

I'ma go by that bitch house to see if she got a new dad or I know he ain't fucking with me.

He know I need a new damn car.

Uh hey, Randall, if you listen, buy your baby a car, man.

She needs a new car.

Can I ask you one more thing, baby?

Yes.

Tell me what's the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Hurley Morning Show.

I'm trying to be speaking, uh