Marriage Invalid

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian.

Yeah, this is me.

How you doing, Brian?

My name is Daniel.

Uh wanted to give you a call today.

You you got a minute?

Uh yeah.

Okay, listen.

Um, you're you're Brian um Brian, right?

You're married to uh to Althea.

Yeah.

Hello, hello?

Yeah, I'm here.

Yeah, that that's me, that's my wife, yeah.

Okay.

Got a question for you.

How long have you guys been married?

Going on nine years.

Now we we've been married.

Who is this?

My name is Daniel.

Were were you um were were you guys married at a greater new missionary Baptist Church?

Uh let me see.

Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, that's the name of that church.

Yeah, great by nine, yeah, that's right.

Well why what's going on?

What what you asked me all these questions for?

Okay, do you remember the the the the the minister that officiated your actual uh wedding ceremony?

Yeah, that was uh Reverend Reverend, right.

Yeah.

Okay, I got the right person.

I wanted to make sure I had the right person, uh, Brian, so I'm I'm sorry if it if it seemed a little weird to you.

Here's here's what's going on.

We've just come up with a new discovery, uh Lot of information that um Reverend, none of his credentials are true.

Everything is false.

He's not a minister at all.

He never was a minister.

And every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.

So I and I hate to be the the bearer of bad news, but you and Al Thea, even though you think you've been married for nine years, you guys are not married at all.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, Doc, Doc, you gotta have the wrong person.

We got n we got married about nine years ago, and Reverend he departments.

What I'm telling you is he d he's he never was ordained.

He's never been an ordained minister.

He's not a minister at all.

So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he had no right to be doing that.

You guys are not are not married.

You know, you guys have been living in sin for nine years.

Hold on, hold hold on, Doc.

Let me tell you something.

I ain't been living no sin.

Me and my wife, we have been married for nine years, and that man he's a preacher.

I'm telling you, he's a preacher.

I heard him preach last Sunday.

Sir, as of today, he is he has no right to be in anybody's pulpit.

He has no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is, christenings for children.

He's not allowed to do that, and we have uh officially stopped him from doing anything, serving under uh uh as being a pastor or a minister.

We have stopped that.

But what I want you to know is that you have been living in sin, and you don't you yeah, that we want to try and get you guys married as soon as possible so you're not living in sin.

Oh no, Doc.

I ain't been living in no sin.

I have been married for nine years.

This woman she has been taking care of me and my kids for the past nine years.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

You guys have you guys have children?

Yeah, yeah, we we got two two kids, two beautiful kids.

Okay, then those kids are bastards.

Hold on Hold on, let me tell you something.

My kids ain't no bastards.

What about your kids?

Your kids are ambassadors?

No, sir.

My kid my kids were born in wedlock.

Your kids have been born out of wedlock.

I'm telling you.

That man did my service and he is a preacher.

He's a man after God's own heart himself.

He done done everything that he could for me and my family.

He is a preacher.

Sir, I I don't I I know it's hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but I want you to know and I need you to be able to tell Al Thea that you guys are not married.

Not as of right now.

No.

No.

Okay, so hold on, hold on, hold on.

Now, back in olden days, but before all these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you telling me that them men back in the old days that they wasn't no preachers, that they weren't me men after the clock.

Is that what you're saying to me?

Uh what what do you what do you what are you what are you getting at, sir?

What I'm trying to say is back in the olden days, back in the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days.

That man now, he was from back then, and God called him, and that's what they went on to.

And all them people that they married back then, they did the same thing today.

You don't need no degree to say that you're a preacher.

You don't need no life to say you you're a preacher.

Me and my wife, we've been married for nine years.

My kids have been born in wedlock.

We were married.

We were married for reveren c my friends and family, they was all there.

Sir, the bottom line is that you have been living in sin because you have not been married with your wife for the last nine years.

And your kids, uh I I hate to say it, your kids are bastards.

Now, hold on now, I done told you.

Don't say nothing else about my kids.

Seeing I ain't no cuss, but don't push me.

My kids ain't no bastards.

You understand me?

You won't get me.

I'm trying to give you the truth and try to get you in here and get you married so you will not be living in sin any more than what you are.

I'm living in no sins.

Look, now you gonna make me whoop your ASS.

You understand?

Me and my wife, we have been married for now.

Nine years.

Don't sit up here and me talking about that we ain't mad that that man ain't no preacher.

You understand?

Now get off my phone.

What you that's my wife.

Those are my kids.

They have been born in wedlocked.

You understand?

Sir, sir.

I I I just wanted to call and give you the information so that you could probably stop living in sin.

That's all I wanted to do.

I ain't living in OC.

That's what I just told you.

You ain't hear me.

I ain't living in no sin.

Maybe you the one that's living up here from sin.

Now you ain't got nothing that said to me.

That man had married us nine years ago.

Now get your ASS off my phone.

Sir Sir, I got sir, I have one more thing.

I one more thing I'd like to say to you.

You ain't got nothing else to say to me.

You ain't get your ASF off my B AM phone.

Now, do you understand me?

I ain't got time for this baby.

Sir, can I say one more thing?

What you gotta say on me now?

I just wanted to let you know that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Auburn Morning Show.

Your wife Al Thea got me to prank phone call you.

Oh man, no.

Oh Lordy.

I almost went in on you, Doc.

You almost made me go there.

Yeah, I'm a kid.

I see it.

You say I see it, put you up to this.

I got to ask you something, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Auburn Morning Show.

Wood.