Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
Nephew Tommy
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A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.
Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.
An adoption agency calls a woman saying she volunteered to take in two Caucasian kids for Black History Month, but she denies it and gets angry.
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.
A CPS worker calls a father about reports of child neglect, but the father gets angry and denies everything, leading to a confrontation.
Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
A probation officer calls a woman to tell her drug test came back positive. She insists it's a mistake and demands to speak to her real probation officer.
Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.
A probation officer tells Faye her drug test came back positive. She vehemently denies it and demands to speak to her real officer.
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.
A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
A workplace caller tells a wife her husband's emergency contact is another woman named Janice, sparking a jealous rage.
A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.
A fake liquor promoter asks a husband for permission to put his wife Kendra in a bikini on a party flyer.
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
A cleaning service owner calls a tax office about finding condoms and then suggests the wife isn't satisfying her husband, leading to outrage.
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.
A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.
A concierge calls to confirm a romantic hotel reservation for a man's husband, revealing an affair to his wife Destiny.
Carruthers calls carpet cleaner Robert and says the crew moved his grandmother off the coffee table. Robert rallies his sons, the two men threaten each other, and Tommy reveals the man's wife set up the call.
An officer calls the head of the neighborhood crime watch claiming her two sons are selling drugs and a raid is imminent.
Tommy poses as a carpet cleaning company owner and tells a man that his crew accidentally knocked over his grandmother's urn. The man is furious and threatens to come down to the office.
A father calls Pastor Henry demanding a refund of his tithes because his kids' behavior did not change after baptism. He reveals the prank was set up by Brother Dobbs.
A carpet cleaning owner is again accused of losing a grandmother's ashes.
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
A hotel concierge calls a wife to confirm her husband's Valentine's reservation for a suite, lunch, and couples massage; she realizes it's not for her.
A man calls a long-time church member complaining that her shouting and running during service is distracting. She defends her praise and threatens to swing on anyone who tries to stop her before the reveal.
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.