Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
Nephew Tommy
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Fertility Clinic Mix-Up
Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.
Black Baby Prank
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.