My Mama Got Sick From Your Salad

My name is Gary Gary Gidry.

Um I got some issues.

They got I got your number from one of the waiters at the restaurant.

I got a proper issue and they gave me your number.

My mother got sick, Miss Doris.

She got sick eating some salad or something, man.

I'm trying to see if there's a way I can get with you and have a conversation about it.

Yes.

She got sick from a salad.

At your at your restaurant, yes, ma'am.

Today?

No, this was about three days ago that I brought my mom over there to eat.

Okay, what was the issue with the salad?

I don't know.

My but my mom been sick for the last three, four days now, ever since then.

Did you let us know if that was an issue with that?

I mean, I I'm letting you know now.

You know, she got she telling a few things.

She's telling me ever since.

No, but she's telling me ever since we got back home that you know she ain't been feeling well.

So that's why I'm not I thought it was just something that'll pass away, but it's it's still there.

So that that's what how you know from the salad.

I'm assuming it's the salad of what's going on throughout the country.

I don't know.

She had a salad, she had a big salad.

Well, yeah, so we used to have salads every day.

We have a lot of people that eat salads that I've not gotten any response about the salad.

I myself had one yesterday.

Okay, so I'm just gonna be confused.

How you can tie that back to your salad.

Um I'm um Soul Vives is the place that we went.

You know what I'm saying?

And I took her out to eat.

That's where she had a big meal.

She's been out, she ain't been feeling good since then.

So fortunately I went back and spoke to one of the the waiter guys and he gave me your number.

Who did you speak to?

I I didn't even get the young man's name.

But at the end of the day, you know, I'm I'm concerned about my mom.

We gotta we gotta figure this shit excuse.

We gotta figure this stuff out.

Well, uh I'm not sure how you're gonna figure it out because if it's a salad that was at our restaurant and no one else called about a salad, including myself, so I'm not sure what your issue is.

I'm not sure how you're gonna design it.

Okay, I'm sorry, ma'am.

I mean this really bother me because it's my mama, but let me just I just gotta go and say it.

This fucked up right here.

It's real fucked up.

It's my mama we talking about.

That's your problem, that's your mama.

Deal with it.

What the fuck did you just say to me?

Did you not hear me the first time?

I heard you the first goddamn time.

I'm telling you that's my motherfucking mama.

Don't make me come up in your seat and set that shit on fire, because I will.

Why not?

Why not?

Okay.

You know where we are.

I know exactly where you at.

Matter of fact, are you at the job?

Yeah.

Okay.

Alright.

So you know what?

It ain't gonna if I found you, it ain't gonna take me long to find out where you stay.

You know that, right?

Don't get your mama's dog food to 60 salad issues that you think happened by restaurant.

Don't call me no problem.

Well, can I say this though?

Can I tell you this?

Marshella, can I tell you this?

I want to tell you that this is nephew Tommy, and your cousin got me to prank my call.

Marcella.

Marcella.

Antoinette got me to prank call you.

I'm down here.

Chicago Citywider in London.

Marcella, you that baby?

I'm here.

Hey, this is what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna get on the radio and flash your restaurant and tell everybody to go to your restaurant.

And if I got time tomorrow morning, I'm gonna come hang out my damn self at your restaurant.

You cool with that, baby?