My Son Married Your Daughter Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father.

Is this Darren's father?

Yes, it's Darren singer.

Listen, I I I'm calling you Lashonda is my daughter.

She goes to college up there with your son.

Uh-huh.

And the I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago was that the two of them didn't run off and then got married together.

I don't know what what what make them run off and get married like that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

W where'd you hear this from?

I just got a phone call from one of the kids at the school saying that they didn't that this is the girl that uh grew up with it, went to school grew up with an all through grade school.

She called and said Lashonda and Darren

ran off and got married together.

And they done that they say they done it yesterday or so button.

My son ain't my son ain't I talked to him uh about three days ago and he he ain't done nothing like that, I know.

They say they did it yesterday.

I've been calling Lashonda and calling.

Ain't nobody picking up and I call her the the boys that give me the boy phone number and I'll call him and ain't nobody picking up an answer to nothing.

It ain't like my baby girl to do like nothing, nothing like this here.

Well it's not like my son to do nothing like that without Talking to me first.

So uh let me call down there and talk to Darren and uh I can't give me your number and I'll I'll call you back.

I'm going down there to that school myself.

I'm gonna find both of 'em.

Now I'm gonna call you to let you know this.

Now if I find out that my baby girl then ran off and got married because she didn't got pregnant.

Um I promise you I'm gonna do something to that boy yours if he got my baby pregnant, you hear me?

Wait a minute now.

Wait a minute now.

You don't gonna do nothing to my son.

I I I understand about your daughter, but that's my son now.

You can't go on down and put your hands on my son.

If he if he got my baby, if he got me, that's my only baby I got.

That's it.

Well uh well I understand that's your only baby.

That's that's my only son.

If you're talking about going and put your hands on him, you're gonna have a problem.

Your son Darren goes, I'm gonna be his f I mean.

I mean it.

But what's your name again?

What's your name?

Dylan, my name.

You hear me?

Who is my baby?

Which what's your name?

Who's your name?

Dillard.

D-I-L-L-A-N.

Oh, I know how you can tell you damn name.

Look here, Mr.

Dillard.

Uh, you're not gonna put your hands on my son.

I am.

And that's the only reason I didn't see her doing something like that.

I told her years and years and years, you don't make no baby.

You don't make no baby and not be married.

You don't do it.

And if you if you ran off and got married, that means you tried to make it right.

That's what she did.

Mr.

Dillard, Mr.

Dillon, listen to me now.

I understand that's your daughter.

Sorry if she's pregnant or whatever, but let me talk to my son before you go down there and talk trying to do something crazy.

Okay, let me tell you something.

Your son then coerced my baby girl into getting married and he didn't got her pregnant.

I know what's going on.

I know what it is.

Now,

my son ain't done nothing to your daughter.

Let me call down there and talk to him before you talk about going down there and putting your hands on somebody.

I told my baby, I told him, leave him the little thugs alone.

He ain't nothing but a thug.

I didn't know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't be accusing my son of being no damn thug now.

Well, what kind of man ran off and get mad at the age of 20 and ain't talking to the parents of nobody?

What make them do something like that?

Well, you talking about I told you my son ain't done nothing to you.

How did you raise him?

You have a dealer, you didn't raise him right.

Wait a minute now.

What the hell are you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

If my baby pregnant, I'm gonna beat your boy.

And if you done that, you're gonna get your too.

Hold on, Mother.

Oh, hold on who the f you think you talking to.

I'm talking to you.

You know what?

You understand me?

That's my son.

Hey man, hey, I hey.

That's my son you talking about putting your hands on.

You're gonna have a problem with me.

If my baby pregnant, I promise you, she ain't gonna never know a daddy, because I'm gonna do something to that boy.

You hear me?

That's the last time I won't hear you see you on some of my son now.

Now you gonna uh sit on down, gather yourself, and uh relax for a minute.

Let me call my son and I I'll get back to you.

I got something else I need to tell you.

But what say it, man?

What else you got?

I got something else before I go down that school to get the whooping.

I want you to know one thing before I get off this phone.

What is it, man?

Is you listening?

Yeah, I'm listening.

Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show, Mr.

Darren, you just got pranked by your son Darren Jr.

Oh my goodness.

That boy.

That boy got better sense to me.

No, I got high blood pressure.

What's the hell?

Wait, I call this mama

more than done.

Wasting my time fooling

me.

I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Moyage.