Neighbor Noise Complaint

Hello.

Hello, I'm sorry.

Marcus, uh Marcus.

Yeah, this is me.

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me pretty good?

Yeah, I can't.

Hey, hey, listen, uh, let me turn the radio down for a second.

Go ahead.

Hey, hey, listen, I live in Uh I live in the apartment building that you just moved into.

Um I live in twenty one A and you live above me uh in twenty two A.

Uh-huh.

I actually got your number from the leasing office.

I told him I wanted to welcome you to the apartment building, man, but uh I d I don't want to really raise no eyebrows, but I was really calling about, you know, you know, first of all, let me go ahead and say welcome to the building, man.

I hope that you and your your uh is that your wife that lives with you?

First of all, thank you, brother.

I appreciate it.

But uh, why would you need to have my number to do that?

You could have just came and knocked on my door, man.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, see what a reason why I mean I really called and got the number was kind of reached out to you, man.

I don't be wanting to start no trouble with nobody or nothing like that.

I'll be wanting to, you know, I wanna I want my neighbors to be cool with me and I want to be cool with my neighbors, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's cool.

So I I I was reaching out, man, because you know, the the noise, man.

I was I'm um I work at night and I I sleep during the day, man, but it seems like since you guys moved in, man, in the middle of the day, it's it's you know, uh I mean I I know what it's like to have a lady.

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold up, hold up.

You're hearing noises coming from my place in the middle of the day?

Right.

I mean, uh I'm I'm hearing uh uh I'm I'm guessing I'm hearing you making love to your lady, man.

I mean, nah, nah.

You know what it is?

You might be hearing something from another another unit, man.

It's definitely not coming from up, because I'm at work and my you know, my girl is there, but she on a computer, you know, she's looking for a gig right now.

Hello, okay, okay, okay, wait a minute now.

Sir, you live in apartment twenty-two A, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

See, I live in twenty-one A.

Your your bedroom is above my bedroom.

Wait a minute, hold on, hold on.

You're telling me that you hearing noises that sound like somebody's making no coming from my crib at this time of day and Not there and only my woman is there, dude, man.

You know, again, I'm not trying to be rude and say I appreciate you calling and and you know, neighbor and all that.

21A, you said you went, right?

Uh yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Look, I mean, you called me, all right?

So let's get to the bottom of this one time.

You say when you hear noise, what kind of news are you hearing exactly?

Tell me.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, man?

This probably just a big mistake.

I mean, maybe she just hanging some pictures or something, bro.

I hey first.

You know what?

Let me just matter.

I I apologize.

I mean, you calling me like you hearing a f black hammer bowling off in my crib.

What the f you talking about, man?

Hey, hey, man, listen, um, Marcus, I listen, I apologize.

I apologize.

I'm I'm I'm um, you know, I'm no, but man, you telling me, come on, man.

You understand what I'm saying?

I don't know what you are, but I'm a man.

No, I I'm I'm understanding.

You calling me telling me you hear noises coming from that crib and sound like somebody, and now you're telling me don't worry about it if you made a microphone.

Hey, hey man, all I'm saying is maybe it's just a legitimate mistake.

I don't say maybe she hanging some pictures or moving to furnish or something like that.

It shouldn't be no noise coming from my crib.

Hey man, I ain't trying to I ain't trying to start no trouble, man.

Oh, you don't start with some man.

What you tell me?

All I was calling about was trying to get a decent decent rest, man.

I work at night, bro.

That's all I'm talking about, man.

I'm not trying to I don't give a f if you want the graveyard shit.

I don't care.

You call me telling me about my winner that I just moved into you amazing.

Ain't no going on like that.

I don't even believe it.

Oh, you got the right adjust.

Where you live at, man?

You live on

Yes, man, in apartment twenty-one A, and your place is above mine, man.

Hold on, man, hold on, man.

Hold on.

You pull this fuck over, man.

Hold on, one second, man.

Oh dude, hey man, look, I'm not I'm not trying to have no trouble, man.

I'm not trying to have no trouble.

I need to hear a like this.

Okay, okay, though.

I'm not all I'm saying is, man, I thought I thought you were making love to your w your woman, man.

That's what I thought.

That's why I called you to ask her to keep the noise down.

I ain't looking up to my wife.

I ain't even having my ass right now.

Call him my

people, eh?

And I'm coming right to your crib to hear it.

Come on, hear it from your crib.

No, no, no, hold on.

Hold the hell up, dude.

You're not coming to my apartment to hear nothing, man.

I ain't got nothing to do with this.

I want to tell you.

I tell you, man.

I ain't letting you in my house, man, about no f man that you got going on upstairs.

You gotta control your woman, man.

That ain't got nothing to do with me.

I tell you nothing to put my woman.

You don't even know how to find I know she been I know she's been out there.

I know she's been up there wearing it out for the last two weeks, between 12 and 2.

I know that.

You got to eat you talking to January, man.

I'm coming to your f house.

You ain't coming to my apartment, man.

I'm not in hey, man.

Listen, uh no.

I ain't got nothing to do with this.

I'm telling you.

I'm putting in your crib, man.

Hey, I got one more thing I need to say.

I got one more thing I need to say, all right?

All right, you better do nothing.

Better be telling me you're opening the door.

Are you listening?

Yeah, I'm listening.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Wait a minute.

Oh what the free 21A?

Step away from 21A, please.

This is nephew time from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your boy got me to prank you, man.

Oh

Damn.

Are you at 21A?

No, I'm right outside my f apartment, man.

I'm gonna blow ass heck up, man.

Still tell me, man.

How you doing, brother?

Oh man, man.

Tommy, you you had me going, man.

I was coming to f up, man.

I'm serious, man.

I got one more thing I gotta ask before I let you go, man.

What is?

What is the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Man, it's the Steve Harvey morning show, without a doubt.

Hey man, step away from 21A.