The upstairs parrot Benny

Hello?

Am I speaking to Devin?

Yeah, this is he.

Okay, hey man, this is Chris.

I live above you, I ain't never met you before, but uh...

You, you, you...

Have you been calling the leasing office about, uh...

Complaining on me about I'm making too much noise or what?

Yeah, man, my bad, bruh.

I was trying to catch you, man.

I could never, uh...

I could never catch you at home, man.

It's just like, you know, bruh...

I work at night. I work at night.

Okay, let's make it make sense.

Bruh, if you at work at night,

somebody in your , somebody in your apartment

keeping me up square business okay you got a roommate or something

I ain't got no roommate man somebody in there talking loud holding a conversation it's like

two people in there talking loud every night that's Benny man Benny be talking okay you say

you ain't got no roommate so who is Benny who is Benny Benny is my bird my parrot that's Benny

You trying to tell me a f***ing bird?

That's Benny, man.

I done had Benny 10 years.

That's my bird.

Birds don't even live that long.

So now I'm up at night.

I'm f***ing at the work because of a bird?

That's what you want?

That's what you called me to tell me?

A f***ing bird?

I called you to tell you you ain't got to be putting these complaints on me, man.

Say it, man.

But I'm gone at night.

That's Benny talking, man.

Where the f*** is Benny then?

F*** your bird, dog.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't f*** Benny, dog.

Wait a minute.

Look, I'm telling you now, do something with the f***ing bird then, or there's going to be some consequences and repercussions.

I'm talking about some fried chicken around this.

Hey, man, Penny is like a family member to me.

F***ing bird.

Two cans found.

F*** the chicken on the cornflake box.

F*** Kentucky chicken.

F*** churches.

F*** all that f***ing bird.

Hey, man, you don't tell me nothing bad about my bird.

Okay, brother, you know what?

Maybe me and you need to square off in front of each other, because you don't disrespect Penny, man.

Hey, all right, all right.

You think this is all right?

I bet that s*** be on my table when I get home.

If it's a f***ing bird, then I bet that s*** be on my f***ing dinner table, man.

Hey, man, you ain't finna sit here and disrespect me

and try to tell me what you gonna do to my bird.

You ain't finna do nothing stupid to Benny.

I tell you what, I tell you what.

See, you can date you at home right now, but you go to work tonight.

I bet you Benny don't be at that s*** tomorrow.

I bet you we be finger licking good tomorrow.

Hey, man, hold on a minute, man.

Wait a minute, dog.

If what you can't do is start talking about what you gonna do to my bird,

you you file for going to the leasing office calling me out and now you on the phone I'm

trying to work this out with you and now you ain't trying to work right now first off you

you call me and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself I'm I'm the stupid

right now I'm the stupid to even continue on this conversation I'm not a bird it's keeping

me up all night are you serious man are you serious or something man say man listen bruh

A bird? A recording?

Whatever it is, you better do something with it.

If it's a f***ing bird, man, I'm going to be so insulted if this is a f***ing bird.

I'm going to really...

It is a bird!

It's been it, man. It's been it.

All you had to do was come to me, and we could have had a list like me.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, okay, okay.

We're going to have it like me and then, first off,

the leasing office wouldn't give me your name.

What's your name?

My name's Chris.

Okay, Chris, I'm Devin.

There we go. There we go.

Listen, dog, I ain't, for the past three months, you know what I'm saying,

been getting no sleep because of this bird you say it's a bird I don't believe that but a bird

my a bird come on dawg that's my bird man I haven't been in for 10 years well look take the

to work with you then I don't care figure something out but whatever going on up there

with you and your bird need to come to an immediate house or it's gonna be some

doubt hey man hey man what you can't do is threaten me by what's going on in my household

Bennett, Bennett, Lenny, whatever the name is.

You need to do something with that or it's going to be some real issues.

Why am I going back and forth with you about this?

You keep telling me something about a bird.

It's a bird.

What's the problem with it?

What's the problem understanding that people have pet birds?

Say, man, I don't give a if you have a pet bird, but really this talks all night long.

How do you how do you how do you live with this?

You don't never shut up.

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what Bennett told me to tell you, though.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris.

Wait, wait, bro.

I don't want to hear what no bird told you to tell me.

Can I tell you what Bennett told me to tell you?

What?

What?

What the f*** did Bennett tell you?

Bennett told me to tell you this, that this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy, Sean.

You, you, you.

I'm serious, dog.

Did I get you, man?

You got me, dog.

You got it, man.

That s***, dog.

I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it.

I'm going to have to wait until this dude gets home, dog, and talk to him.

I ain't talk so much s*** to you about this supposed bird.

I don't know what's upstairs, man.

I may even do...

Dog, I'll be up all night, you know what I'm saying?

I'm missing...

I'm missing my sleep.

I'm missing...

You know what I'm saying?

I got one more thing to ask you, Devin.

What is, what is the baddest, I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?

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