Praise Dance Gyrating Prank

this is a day that the Lord has made.

Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

How you doing?

I'm looking for uh Sister Tanya.

This is Sister Tanya.

Oh, I'm well, Brother Fuller.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm good.

Um we wanted to give you a call about the uh about the praise dancing that's at the church.

First of all I wanted to really show you how much uh uh you're doing a great job over there with the praise dancers and you you definitely do a great job on uh every third Sunday that you guys actually perform.

Everybody seemed to really like it.

Well thank you thank you.

What can I do for you today?

There is a bit of a situation with um you know it's been brought to our attention we actually had a small gathering a little meeting about it and wanted to I've been elected to actually give you a call.

And who is this again?

I'm sorry.

Who are you again?

Uh Brother Fuller.

Uh-huh and and and who had a meeting?

Uh some of the brothers at the church and uh and uh pastor actually sat in for a moment on it and uh I was actually elected to actually just give you a call.

Nothing that I don't think we can't get uh rectified and and and you know move on smoothly as we normally do but I I just think it's we wanted to reach out to you and kind of make you aware of it if it's a uh if you don't mind.

Okay.

Um and what things are those well uh sisters Sister Tonya has any of the praise dancers uh um before they became praise dancers was

was was was any of them strippers I I beg your pardon was any of the praise dancers that at the church that you have uh uh on the praise team right now was any of them strippers in the past I'm sorry sir I don't I don't really know who you are um and I don't really understand this line of questioning.

Well like I said I'm I'm Brother Fuller I don't think we've met but uh I like I say I've been elected to give you a call.

Now now it it it seems like what happened is this past week when you all actually uh dance.

It seemed like a couple of the girls was actually gyrating doing the praise routine.

Say what?

Gyrating.

Brother Fuller, I don't know who you are and I don't know what you saw.

None of my girls were gyrating.

They were dancing for the Lord.

And I think if you look through your Lord's eye, perhaps you would see them better instead of maybe you were looking through the gyrating eye.

No, no.

Well see, a couple of these girls, we can point them out.

A couple of them have uh a strip girl tendencies evidently because some of them have been dry

strip girl tendencies.

You know what?

Sir, uh I think we need to uh complete this call.

Perhaps I need to call Bishop to speak to him myself because, you know, I don't know what you do all day, but I have a real job and I'm sitting here holding the conversation in my office about gyrating strippers in the church.

Are you kidding me?

Ma'am, listen, now here's a couple other things that that they're talking about.

Some of the girls uh see a real ass you when you all are performing and they want to see it maybe you can you can I don't know maybe I don't know if y'all need the grip or whatever that y'all don't y'all don't put lotion on.

I we're not sure what that is.

As well as the the the the uh the toenail pilot everybody has three, four, five different designs and everything is it any way y'all can be in unison with your toenail polish but the most important thing is the gyrating doing the dance routine.

I don't know what your feet look like.

I don't need you calling me talking to me about my girls, their feet, their nail polish.

Perhaps your mind should be on Jesus instead of on them.

How about that?

Oh ma'am for my mind I don't have time.

I don't have time.

Now that that's the problem.

You know what look I'm at work.

Now I'm trying to keep a work tone.

You gonna make me curse up here now let me tell you something.

Don't call me anymore.

I will deal with Pastor if he has something to say with me he can say it to me personally.

But I'm done with this conversation.

Are you gonna deal with the gyrating is what we want to know.

Maybe you know what I it it just hit me.

Maybe you wanted to

Look, let me tell you something.

My girls ain't doing no jar rating, and neither am I.

Now I am done with this conversation.

Do you understand me?

But listen.

I'm done.

Are you done with the gy rating?

That's what we want to stop.

So we can pra we can't praise the Lord if the booties are shaking.

You know what?

Sir, look, I I gotta go to work.

I gotta go.

Now, I uh again, I don't know what your issue is.

It sounds to me like you have an issue with gyrating booties.

I have not heard so much gyrating booties in one conversation in my entire life.

Now, my mind is set on Jesus.

I don't know what your mind is set on.

Well, sister Tonya, before you was a praise dance, uh uh ministry over the ministry, did did you ever use the strip?

No, I didn't do no stripping.

Now that you want to do any stripping.

Did your mama do any stripping?

You heard what I said.

You heard what how you like when somebody called you and asked you if your mama did some stripping.

How you like that?

I got you.

You know what I want to know?

When is the next rehearsal?

That way I can come and pick out who it is that's doing this.

If I see you near one of my girls, I swear I'm coming up to you myself.

Do you understand me?

We need to find out who's doing that gyrating so I want to go on the fan.

You need to stay your butt in your own house.

And I'm glad y'all ain't dancing when the plate is being passed, because ain't no telling how you act with them warrants coming through that.

You know what?

That's it.

That's it.

You call me disrespecting me.

I'm at work.

I can't even have this anymore.

You know what?

Don't call me no more.

Don't look at my girls no more.

Matter of fact, come near the church and see what I got for you.

I want to know if you're gonna stop the gyrating.

What is it?

Who you think you're talking to like that?

You're supposed to be a a minister.

Well, I got one more thing to say to you before you leave.

Now you ain't got a thing to say to me.

I said I was done.

And I said I got one more thing to say.

Is you listen.

You know what, man, get off my phone.

I'm gonna say it anyway.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your entire praise ministry.

Congregation.

All your girls got me the prank phone call you.

Oh, I'm a kid.

For real.

Oh, oh.

They got a cursing on the radio.

Oh, hey, oh, oh.

Oh, I think I'm gonna have a show.

Hey, I got one thing to ask you, Tanya.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Nobody else but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Super Bowl trip.

Let's go, cat diggity.