Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

why because it's uncut it's uncensored this is I'm the break phone call king the bank teller y'all

the bank teller hello hello I'm trying to reach uh Brandon yeah this is he hey Brandon listen uh

sorry to call you man on a Sunday like this here but uh my name Cuddy man you don't know me but

What's up?

Well, listen, man.

Who is this?

My name's Cuddy.

So, now, you work there part-time.

You do work on Mondays, though, right?

Yeah, man.

I work on Mondays.

What's up?

All right.

Listen.

So, you can kind of get an understanding of what I'm doing.

I'm going to come up in the bank tomorrow.

And I know you don't know what I look like, but I'm going to come up in there probably about 3 o'clock.

And I know you're a teller at the booth on the far, far left.

Ain't that where you normally be at?

Yeah, man.

How I know you, man?

You don't know me.

But listen, though.

I ain't finna take up too much of your time, man.

Just die with me for a second.

Come on, man.

What you want?

What you want, man?

I'm going to come through there tomorrow.

And I'm going to have on some black warm-ups, black hat, and some black shades.

And I'm going to have me a big brown envelope.

And this is what I'm going to need you to do for Cuddy.

All right?

In that envelope man, you don't lost your damn man. Oh, look how you don't mean man. Who is it?

I just know I don't already research to find out who you I'm gonna tell you

You a bank robber some shit man, don't you tell them?

All I'm saying to you is cut it coming through tomorrow and I'm gonna come through tomorrow

I want you to put fifty five thousand in this envelope that I bring with man

No, no, no, you ain't coming up to my bank, bro. I ain't have nothing to do with that

I work two jobs, here you talking about you gonna come on my job and mess shit up for me, man?

What's wrong with you, man?

You can't be serious now.

You can't be serious.

I'm dead serious.

Cut it coming in now, tomorrow.

Now, let me tell you, because evidently, bro, Brandon, I ain't got your undivided attention

ever done.

Let me go on and say this to you.

Now, your little girl, don't you go to junior high?

Wait, what?

Your little girl.

Who the fuck is this, man?

Don't you have a little girl that goes to junior high?

Is that your name, Cuddy?

That's Cuddy.

That's who this is.

You just asked me about my little girl. Don't you a little girl go to junior high?

Huh?

Nigga, what you what would you would you got a kid go to school with my daughter some man?

You got my fucking number. I ain't got no child go to school with your daughter. All I'm saying to you is

Now you talk about my daughter you tell me how much you go to my kids on that when you kind of fucking threat me or

something

and I wear a suit and tie on me and I won't fuck your ass up, Cudi.

You gonna talk about my daughter?

What the fuck wrong with you?

See, that's why I don't like shipless-ass niggas like you.

I'm working, busting my ass, trying to make ends meet.

I got two jobs in there, rob-ass niggas like you.

Don't got shit going for yourself.

You gonna come in and fuck shit up for me,

and then you got the nerve to threaten my daughter, motherfucker?

You done lost your goddamn mind?

What the fuck wrong with you?

I tell you what, bring your ass up to the bank.

I want you to come, now.

Come on.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

See, I didn't never, I didn't never threaten your daughter.

You know, we ain't go to school yet.

You a dumbass. So what's that supposed to mean?

You talking about my daughter and you talking about robbing the bank in the same fucking sentence?

And you talking about you ain't threatening them? You just a stupid motherfucker.

First of all, I can't believe your dumbass robbing the bank.

You don't call the bank employee telling what time you coming, you stupid motherfucker.

You need to find something else to do. But I want you to come up there now.

Matter of fact, tell me where you live. I'll bring the motherfucking money to you.

I'll say you had some gas money because I know you broke, motherfucker. Come on.

One more time, if Cuddy ain't got his money, $55,000 come tomorrow, in that envelope, when I come up to your doggone bank teller booth, you're going to have some problems.

Don't worry, I'm going to have something for you.

And I know where this is going to be, Junior High is.

Yeah, you already said that, motherfucker, and I already told your ass, bring your ass to the bank.

I want you to come.

I'm going to have this shit waiting on you, okay?

What time you say you coming?

3.30, motherfucker?

Come on.

That's what time Cuddy coming.

Don't get cut by Cuddy.

Don't get cut.

Who gave you that name, huh?

Your mama named you Cutty, you stupid-ass motherfucker.

I'm going to name your ass something else.

Bring your ass up to that bank.

Come on.

You want to have a brown envelope with you wearing all black?

That's some old, sorry-ass, corny-ass shit.

A black-ass bank robber wearing all black.

Like motherfuckers ain't going to know who you are when you step in that damn door.

Come on, Cutty.

I'm going to make sure my ass is there.

You come to my town, I'm going to fuck your ass up, man.

Talk about my child, man.

You must be out your goddamn mind.

coming at 3 30 tomorrow okay you already said that bring your ass up there I'm telling you I

want you to come up there I got the shit for you how much you want I told you 55,000 yeah well I

got 55,000 ass whooping waiting on your ass motherfucker come on but they're gonna be the

last 55,000 dollars you ever touch in your life because I'm gonna kill your ass got one more

thing I need to say to you you listening to me come on say it what you got is you listening to

Show you just got

What breath

This is this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey's morning show, but you just got pranked by your girl Stacey

You work with Stacey at the back

She told me, she said, you got to prank my co-worker, Brandon, man.

She said, all he care about is his baby girl.

That's it.

I said, okay.

That's my baby girl, bro.

You about to take me back to my old days, man.

Man, he talking about my kid, man.

I don't play around with that, man.

Y'all got me good, man.

You got me good.

I got to ask you this, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, you know what it is, man.

Steve, I'm on the show.

All the time

Right you turn my cousin like oh, that's what you're gonna do you're gonna get this straight