Shaq's Ex

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A man calls Shaquille O'Neal claiming to be dating his ex and asking about the kids, leading to Shaq hanging up.

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Speaker 1

Right.

Speaker 1

You can dial it back up because okay, so audience, we are gonna try this live on the air.

Speaker 2

Uh oh.

Speaker 1

And if you guys listen to the show, you gotta be really quiet because the whole thing is he's gotta fool the person on the other line and make 'em think that whatever is I don't even know what he's gonna do.

Speaker 1

I think I do have an idea who you're going to prank.

Speaker 1

Can we say, or do you just want to do it?

Speaker 2

No, let's say it.

Speaker 2

Go ahead.

Speaker 1

Okay, we are getting ready to prank Shaquille O'Neal.

Okay.

Speaker 1

Nine and then one.

Speaker 2

Nine and then one.

Speaker 2

We about to get cussed out.

Speaker 1

Uh oh.

Speaker 3

Somebody said you had better be on the button.

Speaker 3

On the button, the red button.

Speaker 1

Oh, well, let's hope this works.

Hello.

Speaker 2

Hey, I need to holler at you, man.

Speaker 4

Who else?

Speaker 2

This is Daryl.

Speaker 4

Who?

Speaker 2

This is Daryl.

Speaker 2

Hey, listen, I'm dating Shawnee now.

Speaker 2

I don't want to talk to you about it.

Speaker 2

Let me say this to you, man.

Speaker 2

Uh, as far as the kids, I don't think you need to be coming by the house picking them up no more.

Speaker 2

All right.

Speaker 2

I'll I'll meet you somewhere and drop the kids off.

Speaker 2

But I don't want the disrespect of coming by the house.

Speaker 2

We do understand that.

Speaker 2

I know you hear me talking to you.

Speaker 1

I I think maybe Shaq hung up.

Oh.

Speaker 1

That was so tense, I couldn't take it.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh!

Speaker 1

I think Shaq is mad.

Speaker 1

I think Shaq Shaquille is mad.

Speaker 2

I don't know if you had enough beep buttons in there.

Speaker 2

Did you get enough?

Speaker 1

Ah, we missed it.

Speaker 1

We

Speaker 2

did we?

Speaker 1

Oh, we did bleep it.

Speaker 2

We beeped it.

Speaker 2

It was good though, wasn't it?

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 1

Wait, you should feel how fast my heart is beating right now.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2

Okay, we gotta call him back though.

Speaker 2

And tell him it was me.

Speaker 2

We have to do that.

Speaker 3

He's already called a bunch of people.

Speaker 3

He's probably yelling at everybody.

Speaker 1

Like, I'm gonna see these are probably falling apart and never do the prank business.

Speaker 1

Okay, so we're gonna call him back, and then we're gonna make nice with Shaq and tell him to come to Chicago.

Speaker 1

And we'll give him pizza, Garrett, whatever he wants.

Speaker 5

You got prank.

Speaker 5

I got you good.

Speaker 5

I told you I was gonna get you, and I got you.

Speaker 5

I got you, baby.

Speaker 5

Live.

Speaker 5

Wendy City Live got you.

Speaker 4

I knew it was you.

Speaker 5

You did not know he was late.

Speaker 5

Not with the cussing you did, Shaq.

Speaker 4

Nice try, Tommy.

Wait, Shaq!

Hi, Shaq!

Speaker 4

Hey, baby.

Speaker 4

Nice try, Tommy.

Speaker 5

Hey, niggas, bad.

Speaker 5

Hold on, this is bad.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 1

Hey, Shaq, how are you?

Speaker 4

Hey, baby, how are you?

Speaker 1

I'm wonderful, dear.

Speaker 1

Listen, let me just tell you a little bit about who I am and what and what's happening right now.

Speaker 1

Right now, there are about 80 people in a studio audience in Chicago.

Speaker 1

They're listening to you and I talk.

Speaker 1

They just heard you and Tommy on the prank call.

Speaker 1

And they are like so excited that you're even on the phone.

Speaker 1

Can you say hi to Chicago?

Speaker 4

Hello, Chicago, Tommy.

Speaker 3

Shaq, this is G.

Speaker 3

We are so sorry.

Okay.

Speaker 4

But you almost got it, but that's it again.

Speaker 4

This is the last one of two seconds.