The $1,500 Jump-Start Bill

Candy man.

He done blew out the whole electrical system in the whole Hello?

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying I'm trying to find candy.

Who is this?

Okay, you you the are you the guy with the tow truck?

You you the tow truck driver?

Yeah, that's me.

Trucking.

Okay, hey man, you jump started my girl's car three days ago and blew the whole d electrical system out, man.

I did hold on.

Hold on.

Let me get back to my truck.

You said I did what now?

You do jump people's vehicles when they when they got a stall vehicle, don't you?

Wow, that's what I do.

I I jump vehicles, yes.

Okay.

So you actually did my my girl's car about three days ago, man.

You jump started her car.

But now when you do you over jumped it, is what you did, okay?

You done blew out the whole electrical system and the whole car, the dashboard, everything is just completely out.

And they talking like this is gonna be about fifteen hundred dollars to get this thing.

No, I'm sorry now.

Who is this name?

My name Kenneth, man.

But you you my girl Sheila, man, you jump started, you over jumped her car.

Well, just wait, wait a minute, Kenneth.

There's no such thing as uh over jumping a car.

You can't over jump a car, man.

Man, let me tell your cousin.

Now whoever told you that, that's just now that's just Hey, let me tell you something, man.

You over jumped my girl's car, okay?

And you blew out the car.

You can't overjump a car.

What do you mean you can't that's what you did, man?

You done blew out the entire electrical system.

The entire dashboard is completely dead.

The people at the dealership saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this thing back up and running.

Well, you may want to take it somewhere else because they're trying to rip you off.

There's no such there ain't no such thing as over jumping a car and blowing and if she drove off that day, then she should be fine.

I've jumped plenty of cars.

I jump cars all day long.

People always need to jump.

I no one's I've never over jumped the car blown out of the electrical system.

Look, you over jump this car, okay?

And that's the reason why it's completely shut down.

All the fuses are blown out, everything is completely

You overjumped the car.

Now this is fifteen hundred dollars, and the reason why I'm calling you is you should be the person paying for this.

Oh no, no, hell no, no.

Now that sure ain't gonna happen.

I'm not gonna pay for something I didn't do.

You did you did it.

You the one over jumped it, man.

You over jumped the d car.

I don't own a jump cars.

Now that now wait a minute.

Now wait just one with it, man.

Now I'm not gonna argue with you.

I jump cars all the d time.

And you mean to tell me I overjumped your you, you're a girl.

No, no, no.

You you know what?

You gonna get your ass whooped if I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars.

I'm sorry, you said what, huh?

You're gonna get your whoop if I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this whole car and the whole electrical system.

Well, I tell you what, I'm over here on Martin Luther King right now.

Now you're talking about whooping somebody's you bring your on over here.

Now I don't over jump no cars, and I don't owe you no money.

You owe me fifteen hundred dollars, you country son of a b.

You owe me fifteen.

I don't owe you, son.

Let me tell you something.

You'll be in for a long day.

I will take this tow truck and ram it straight up your and I'm not playing with you.

Now I don't I d well don't talk to people like this.

And I sure as hell don't appreciate it when someone talks to me like that.

I'm whooping my you got it.

Oh, you know what?

You're gonna mess around and get your little tow truck towed off some that's what's gonna happen.

And you gonna get your whoop in the mix of all of this, man.

Let me tell you something.

I need this fifteen hundred dollars today or tomorrow so I can get my girl car fixed.

Well, I don't owe you where the I jump this car off at, because that's exactly where I'll meet you at.

You you jumped my girl car off at her job.

She was downtown at her job.

What street?

Because I'm down there a lot.

I don't know what street it is, but she she worked downtown.

So you so that's your problem.

You're such a dumb, she don't even know what the street it's on.

And you know I don't owe you fifteen hundred dollars, you owe Are crazy as hell.

I'm gonna get this fifteen hundred out of your ass.

Now you're gonna make a decision on which one you wanna do.

Either you're gonna bring me the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow.

I'm gonna have your ass whooped.

You got till five o'clock tomorrow eating.

Son, you ain't gotta wait on tomorrow.

I made my decision right now.

Ain't gonna happen.

Ain't ever gonna happen.

I don't owe you.

And if you can get it out of my ass, son, you can have it.

But I bet you this much, you better back a lunch.

It's gonna be a long f night for you, buddy.

I don't care how long it's gonna be.

You're gonna get a fifteen hundred dollar whoap.

That's what you're gonna get.

Candy or candy man.

You're gonna pay, you gonna pay this fifteen hundred dollar.

You call me what you want to call me, son.

But I tell you this, after I whoop your you'll call me something else.

You country.

Listen, son, I've gotta go.

I got work to do.

I've got somebody outside right waiting on me right now to hook up their car.

I ain't got time to be arguing with you, son.

Alright?

Now if you really wanna find me, you really wanna find Candy Man, everybody out there knows how to find me.

You understand me?

So if you really want that fifteen hundred dollars, son, you come and get it.

But I ain't got time to be sitting here arguing with you all day.

I got work to do.

I gotta get back out of this truck.

I got one more thing I need to tell you, and I want you to put this in your mind good and strong.

Are you listening?

I'm gonna listen to you, son, long as you ain't finna say about me giving you fifteen hundred dollars.

I tell you what, I wanna tell you this.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by another record driver named.

You know what, that son of a

that

you know what?

You're listening to this, cause I I'm gonna owe you a fifteen hundred dollar open, son.

Hello.