Sold at the history auction

miss glenda please this is she speaking miss glenda this is gary gary i'm with the um black

history okay you uh you you participated last year in the in the black history parade am i right

yes i sure did okay i got your name from one of the members on the committee and we're trying to

We're having an auction tomorrow and wanted to see if you could actually maybe build some help with the auction that we actually have going on tomorrow.

Yes. Do I need to donate anything or what is it that you really need me to do?

What it is, is we're having slaves for a day.

And what we're going to be doing is auctioning you off and somebody's going to buy you tomorrow.

And you'll be their slave for the day.

Slaves?

Yeah, you'll be their slave for the day.

That's what we've decided to do with the Black History.

I didn't mean, I want to participate, but being a slave, no.

Okay, but see, I want you to understand that this is a worthy cause, though.

I'm saying it's a worthy cause, but I'm not going to be no slave.

Well, you don't have to call it a slave.

I mean, a servant, you know, a butler, you know what I mean?

I'm just saying

Same damn thing

No

I ain't gonna be no

Slade

Okay, okay

Ma'am, ma'am

Ms. Glenda

What I'm trying to explain to you

This is a worthy call

For the black history

And we're trying to get you

To be there

Somebody may buy you

For $500 tomorrow

No

I'm not gonna do it

Okay

Are you

Are you

Are you

Turning us down

For a worthy cause

Ms. Glenda

Yes

I am turning your

Down

Don't call me

With that kind of

No more

I mean I don't understand

What the problem is

You know

Sometimes

history so we don't go back to the history. Sometimes we got to do it again so we don't

go back to it. You understand? But it is it seems like you acting like a house Negro or

something like you too uppity or something. A house Negro. A house Negro. Who's the chairman

of this? Excuse me? The chairman. Last time I spoke with Mr. Wilson and we didn't have

no like this. Okay. I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain to you is this

is something that I don't want you to explain a thing to me. Do not call me with this kind

Are you going to show up tomorrow so we can sell you?

Do you understand me?

Are you going to show up tomorrow so we can sell you?

We already have...

You're not going to sell me.

We have you listed to be sold tomorrow.

Sell your...

We've got you listed to be sold tomorrow, ma'am.

Can we please make sure...

I'm not going to be sold.

And f*** you.

Do not call here again.

Hey, listen.

If you don't show up tomorrow, then we will come to your house and sell you there.

Come to my f***ing house?

I wish you...

If I got to come, I'm going to get you sold.

I wish you would come to my f***ing house.

Excuse me?

If you want to

Listen

I will come there to sell you

If you're not going to come out to the auction

Come on to my house

You bet

Come on to my

Come out

Okay I tell you

And you know what

I need you to do this

You need to start saying

Yes sir and no sir to me right now

Okay

I need to get you in the frame of mind

Of being a slave of the day

Okay

I didn't hear what you said

Kiss my

Black

I'm coming to your house tomorrow

And I'm going to sell you in front of your house

If you don't come down to the auction

Tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock

you better not do you understand me I don't march for civil rights I don't have time for no

like that you I understand but right now we're trying to raise some money for black history

and we need to sell you tomorrow morning you're not gonna sell me you're not gonna sell me

you and don't call my house no more do you understand do not call I understand exactly

what you're saying can I tell you something else who else gonna be sold tomorrow hell no don't

I've got one more thing I do need to tell you.

What is it?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your sister's s**t.

My sister?

My sister's s**t?

I can't believe that.

I'm going to get her s**t.

I can't believe she done did this s**t.

Miss Glenda, you all right?

I'm all right.

I can't believe this.

I'm going to whoop her a**.

I'm going to whoop her a** for this s**t.

It don't sound like you were going to get sold, no way.

Hell no.

You wasn't getting on this auction block, huh?

No.

No way.

Because, Mr. Leonard, I've been there.

I've been at the sit-ins, the marches.

I've done some of everything.

Yes, ma'am.

Well, I tell you what, Mr. Glenn, if it wasn't for people like you, we probably wouldn't be where we are today.

That's right.

We shall thank you.

I just wanted to play a joke on you.

Did I get you?

Yes, you did.

You sure did.

I got one more thing to ask you.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Yeah, I'm trying to reach Scotty, please.