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And uh you got a phone number to reach you at?

404?

Uh uh.

Two uh three fish.

Okay, I got you.

Okay, so you got 125 pieces.

It's gonna be mixed, right?

Yeah, white and okay.

Did you want it?

Did you want it spicy or mild or mixed?

Or how did you want that?

No, what separated, man?

What of the uh mild is in one boxes and then you got the spicy in the other boxes, so you know we'll know so them kids won't get home too.

All right.

Can you take his order for me?

I'm on the phone.

Take his order.

All right.

I I got you all.

What's my total on that, man?

So I can go, you know, because I ain't been paying by all this by myself.

I got everybody pitching in on this.

Uh hold on, let me get to the registrar quick.

Yeah, no.

Uh it's gonna be 20875.

Okay, 20875.

30 minutes, I'm gonna start coming that way.

What's your name, dog?

Uh, my name is uh Wayne.

All right, Wayne, I'm gonna ask for you, but I'll be there in about 40 minutes, man.

Uh, all right.

Uh yeah, man, I think for Robert.

This is Rob.

Hey, what's up, man?

This Wayne is chicken, man.

I was just uh calling to let you know.

Uh we finished a little bit early and your your last faster ticket, he just dropped it.

Okay, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Man, I'm gonna call you a few minutes ago, dog.

Hey, listen, uh, you cook all of it?

Yeah, man.

You wanted uh 125 uh pieces mixed, spicy, and miles with uh four large sides of each thing, uh five large sides of fries.

Yeah, I cooked all that for you.

Got it ready.

Okay, check this out, dog.

Uh, I've been talking to everybody, man.

You know what, man?

I'm just gonna need about 10 pieces, dog.

I ain't gonna really need the rest of that.

Excuse me?

I just need 10 pieces, Doc.

Uh talk to everybody, man.

Everybody wouldn't buy some.

They want a hamburger, so I'm just gonna need 10 pieces of that chicken.

Uh, bro, man, we already cooked all the chicken, man.

Uh, I got 125 pieces, bro.

If you don't come by this, I'm in trouble, man.

What the f you mean you only need 10 pieces?

I used to need 10 pieces.

Pieces, dog.

You know, I don't need all that.

I don't want to buy nothing I don't need.

I just need ten pieces.

Man, nah, bro.

You gonna come by this chicken, man.

This is some we just sit here.

It's only me and one other dude up here.

We're working our talking.

You gonna come get this chicken?

Hey dog, I'm not finna buy no chicken I don't want, man.

I'm not finna do that, dog.

I I mean, you know, I'm just I'm doing this for the bereaving family, man.

So, you know, like I say, you know I'm gonna take ten pieces by there and drop that off, man.

But I you know, I don't need that whole hundred and twenty-five or whatever.

Uh Robert, yo better be on the way to come get this chicken or it's gonna be some sh I cooked all this chicken, man.

What the f am I supposed to do, man?

My manager found out about

fire.

What okay dog?

You ain't got nobody else that's gonna buy some chicken today.

Who the hell's gonna come up here and buy a hundred and twenty-five pieces of chicken?

Jeff, man, this call back somebody he don't want 125, he only wants a 10 piece.

Come on.

Mother manager go beef.

Yeah, that's gonna be Oh, hello?

Yeah, I just need ten pieces, man.

But man, I cooked up all the chicken for you.

We organized it and everything.

Okay, dog.

Well, listen, man, why don't you just sell it little by little today?

Just sell it little by lip.

Man, there's no way in hell, man.

We don't have the time for this.

I'm not about to unpack all this chicken, man, and put it back up, bro.

Y'all better come get this chicken or it's gonna be say you that.

Man, I don't give a f man.

I will call every funeral home around, find out who died, and I will come find your Robert.

You gonna come up here and get this chicken.

Hey man, I'm not finna buy no chicken I don't want, man.

I want ten pieces.

That's it.

No, no, you're want a hundred and twenty-five pieces of chicken because that's what the hell you called to tell me that you want it.

Hey man, who you think you're talking to?

I'm talking to you.

I'm talking that's about to come up to you and buy some chicken.

A hundred and twenty-five pieces of it.

That's what you're talking to.

So bring it.

Bring your two hundred eight dollars and fifty five cents and come buy this chicken.

Well, man, he needs to come and get this chicken, mate.

Man, man, you're gonna fire his man.

If he comes up here, we all fire, bro.

You gonna get this chicken.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

First of all, there probably Who you think you're talking about whooping?

I'm talking to you, I told you.

I'm talking to the f that's gonna come up here and get this chicken.

Either is he gonna bring $208 or you gonna come up here and get 10 pieces of chicken whooping.

It's up to you.

But either way, coming up here.

What you wanna do?

I'm finna send somebody else up there to get the chicken, man.

Okay.

Who are you gonna send up here?

Tommy coming to get the chicken.

Tommy who what's his name and number get all our information I f can from you.

What's his name?

Tommy, man, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

What the hell you just say to me?

Why ain't this a nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning?

Man, this is some

man, you about to have somebody get whooped, bro.

What man am I supposed to do with all this chicken though?

Wayne, your cousin, man.

You got a cousin at Courtney.

Oh, that dirty Y'all cooked all that chicken, man.

Yeah, we cooked up all that chicken, bro.

Hey, Wayne, this is what I'm doing, man.

On behalf of nephew Tommy, I'm finna give you my credit card.

And we're gonna donate chicken all day, man.

You see some homeless people or whatever, you just pass our chicken.

I'm finna we finna get it paid for right now, Wayne.

Yeah, man.

I can't trust y'all.

Y'all got me paranoid.

I'm about to rain right now.

Hey, Wayne, one more thing, man.

What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning show.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy, please.

Um, this is her.

Hi, Kathy.

This is Kirby.

I'm actually the um the owner at the daycare Mine's Daycare where your son comes.

Okay.

All right.

I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Benita.

Yes, sir.

All right.

How you doing today?

I'm good.

Oh how's our uh little little Devon?

How's he doing?

He's good.

He's laying down taking a nap.

Okay.

You guys have been coming here, I guess about a year now, right?

Yes, since he was one.

Okay.

Listen, li I I wanted to give you a call.

I'm looking at some some information.

How how is how is Devon doing at home?

Is he is he eating properly at home?

What when you say eating, what do you mean?

I mean is he eating is he getting uh uh uh meals every time he's supposed to get them while he's at home?

Yeah.

He's doing pretty good.

Okay, now there's there's there's no situation where you guys may be uh uh shortage of food or anything like that, are you?

Uh wait a minute.

Shortage of food?

No, sir.

My husband works real good.

We don't have a problem with a shortage of food.

Is there a problem with him?

Well, you know, we're we're looking at the records and and look little Devon is two.

Yes, sir.

Have you looked at the comparison of uh two year olds, the majority of two year olds in in comparison to uh I I guess I should say size in comparison to to Devon's size?

You mean like in body weight, body size?

Yeah, I mean, he's a little tall, you know.