Suspended For Her Sons
5:37A fake deacon tells a member that church leaders want her suspended because her sons are in jail, then challenges how she calculates her tithing. She insists that no one can keep her from attending church and curses the deacon before Tommy reveals the prank.
Transcript
71 linesAnd there's a possibility that Well, no, no, we don't want to make that a possibility.
Let me rephrase that.
Um It's just a joke.
I called a lady and told her that we as the members of the church didn't want her at the church no more.
Some Christians, it don't sit too well with this.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm trying to reach Sister Cherise Mayfield.
Who is this?
Deacon Bows from the from the church.
Deacon who?
Bounds.
From the church.
From my church.
Yes, yes, ma'am.
Okay.
From from from Moores Hill.
Can you hear me good?
This old phone don't work
good.
Yeah, my phone okay.
Okay, that.
I call it the Deacon Board and had a meeting as well as uh Pastor Stolles.
And uh they didn't have the meeting and they come to the understanding that uh they gonna ask you to not come to church right now 'cause that about that them boys of your Eric and James being in jail the way they is and wanna want you to just uh I don't know if they gonna suspend you from church right now, but they uh they think it put a bad look on the church.
My kids being in jail put a bad look on the church.
Well that's what that's what's what they that's what they come up with.
Now we had a meeting with the deacon board and with Pastor Stoves.
I don't understand why y'all have a meek meeting about my kids in the church.
What my kids got to do with the church.
Well, what we trying to do is show a good example to the youth that we got there.
Okay, you can show a good example by me being there paying my tithes and offering.
Well, that's another thing that been brought to our attention that the we're gonna be calling a lot of members about is people not paying the tithe where they both.
I'll pay my tithes.
I don't know, I don't know who told you that, Deacon Barnes.
I don't even know first of all who you are, and I'm not trying to be mean to you.
And I don't I don't even understand why you how you even got my phone number.
Well now listen But I pay my tithes, I pay my offering, go on your computer at the church, call your secretary or whoever.
Well let me uh let me uh let me ask you this, Sus Mayfield.
Do you pay your tithe according to what you make?
Yes, I do.
Check the books.
Well well what now what it is that we can't check the books if we don't know exactly what you make is what I'm saying.
What I make is my business between me and Jesus.
I give him his ten percent, and that's all Mars Hill need to know.
Uh I and I understand exact where you come from, but now the the main issue on table is about these boys and and and being uh you know disrupted the way they are they don't want that to be to to to bleed over into the you quiet wait a minute wait a minute uh first of all I would appreciate if you would have pastor to tell me this himself and then second of all if somebody kids
is having trouble in the world or whatever y'all supposed to pray for them not put them out the church or they mama well I'm um uh what I'm we gonna we gonna pray for and we're gonna pray for you too but we don't want this to shed over to the youth that we got that doing good with this well I'm gonna keep coming y'all can't stop me from coming to the church I'm gonna keep coming so
I don't know who you talking to and you tell Pastor to call me himself and tell me I can't come to Mars Hill and you have nobody calling me telling me that I can't come to Mars Hill that is a free church.
I'm gonna get the pastor called Well you get the pastor to call me because you have no business calling me telling me that I can't come to God's house.
Well sister mayfield I don't want you to get in no up roll with me.
I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody I work I don't work 18, 16 hours today.
I don't have half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come to a church that I pay my task and offering it.
Not that I own the church I pay my task because that's that's due to God but y'all really making me upset by telling me I can't come now because of my kids in their troubles.
I wasn't at church because I had overstept and why is that any of your business
you go being in up road with me again.
I don't know who this is how could you call somebody about church business over the phone?
This don't make sense.
Sister Mayville
Hello Yeah one more thing.
This nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey morning show you just got prank I got
I got you I got you
You know what I like about you though?
Ain't nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's house.
You gonna show up and show out every Sunday.
Every Sunday, I'm coming to church in the name of Jesus.
I know that's right, baby.
Well, thank you.
Hey baby, let me ask you something.
Uh-huh.
What's the baddest radio show in the land?
Now, do you even have to ask me that?
The Steve Harvey Moore and so baby.