The stuttering party order
5:59After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.
Transcript
53 linesThis is all of y'all's favorite right here.
Uncle Steve, this is definitely one of his favorites.
This is the stuttering
prank phone call.
hello hello this this this this letter from uh uh uh uh party rentals is is is is is jason now
this is me man what's up you you you you they got you down as a
secondary call hey hey man don't don't call him man i'm a phone man what's what's what's up doc
You got, uh, uh, your sister named J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J
tables, shelves, margarita machine, and tablecloth, and then I got one, two tents, two tents on here, we're doing the party, and we got all your next name, man, I'm telling you, I just want to go over the order with you, I got eight, eight tables,
is that right yeah yeah that's that's right okay
what's your name my name
and i'm with uh party rentals and trying to make sure that we're trying to confirm the order
we don't hey oh hey whatever your name is i i i i i swear to lord i'm gonna come i'm gonna come
I'm going to ask for you, if you don't have no speech impediment, I'm with you, I'm just letting you know, hold on, don't cut me off, I got that on the table, go here with the order, we're all at the tables, and the chairs, so go here.
She got eight chairs per table.
Eight chairs to go with each table.
Okay, so that's 64.
Hold up.
I bet she got all the paper right here.
Let me see right quick.
All right.
You say eight tables.
Eight chairs to the table.
Okay, yeah, go ahead.
Okay, now I got I got a
Margarita machine
Now y'all got
Tablecloths too right
Yeah
Tablecloths on every table
Yeah
Okay now y'all got
Tents
So, uh, uh, uh, how many t-t-tents is supposed to be?
Uh, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-
You want me to put it down for three?
Nah, put it down for two, man.
I already know these booze women in my family.
All of them ain't going to be outside no way.
Okay.
Put two down now.
Two, ten.
Okay, cool.
Nah, I got eight stables.
I got six full chairs.
read machine, tablecloths on all of them, and two tents, right?
Right, right, right.
The drop-off is going to be Friday, Friday.
Yeah.
Okay, so is somebody going to be there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be here.
I got laid off.
Thank you.