The stuttering party order

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After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

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Speaker 3

This is all of y'all's favorite right here.

Speaker 3

Uncle Steve, this is definitely one of his favorites.

Speaker 3

This is the stuttering

Speaker 3

prank phone call.

Speaker 4

hello hello this this this this letter from uh uh uh uh party rentals is is is is is jason now

Speaker 4

this is me man what's up you you you you they got you down as a

Speaker 5

secondary call hey hey man don't don't call him man i'm a phone man what's what's what's up doc

Speaker 4

You got, uh, uh, your sister named J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J

Speaker 4

tables, shelves, margarita machine, and tablecloth, and then I got one, two tents, two tents on here, we're doing the party, and we got all your next name, man, I'm telling you, I just want to go over the order with you, I got eight, eight tables,

Speaker 5

is that right yeah yeah that's that's right okay

Speaker 5

what's your name my name

Speaker 4

and i'm with uh party rentals and trying to make sure that we're trying to confirm the order

Speaker 5

we don't hey oh hey whatever your name is i i i i i swear to lord i'm gonna come i'm gonna come

Speaker 5

I'm going to ask for you, if you don't have no speech impediment, I'm with you, I'm just letting you know, hold on, don't cut me off, I got that on the table, go here with the order, we're all at the tables, and the chairs, so go here.

Speaker 4

She got eight chairs per table.

Speaker 4

Eight chairs to go with each table.

Speaker 4

Okay, so that's 64.

Speaker 5

Hold up.

Speaker 5

I bet she got all the paper right here.

Speaker 5

Let me see right quick.

Speaker 5

All right.

Speaker 5

You say eight tables.

Speaker 5

Eight chairs to the table.

Speaker 5

Okay, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 4

Okay, now I got I got a

Speaker 4

Margarita machine

Speaker 4

Now y'all got

Speaker 4

Tablecloths too right

Yeah

Speaker 4

Tablecloths on every table

Yeah

Speaker 4

Okay now y'all got

Speaker 4

Tents

Speaker 4

So, uh, uh, uh, how many t-t-tents is supposed to be?

Speaker 5

Uh, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-

Speaker 4

You want me to put it down for three?

Speaker 5

Nah, put it down for two, man.

Speaker 5

I already know these booze women in my family.

Speaker 5

All of them ain't going to be outside no way.

Speaker 4

Okay.

Speaker 5

Put two down now.

Speaker 4

Two, ten.

Speaker 4

Okay, cool.

Speaker 4

Nah, I got eight stables.

Speaker 4

I got six full chairs.

Speaker 4

read machine, tablecloths on all of them, and two tents, right?

Speaker 5

Right, right, right.

Speaker 4

The drop-off is going to be Friday, Friday.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Okay, so is somebody going to be there?

Speaker 5

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be here.

Speaker 5

I got laid off.

Speaker 5

Thank you.