Animal Delivery Prank
A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.
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Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Repass Chicken Order
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
Pizza to Prison
A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.
Stop using that word
Russell from the N-word Abolishers orders Calvin to quit the word or be buried with it. Calvin keeps saying it, gives a fake address, and then learns his brother Marcus bet $500 he would slip.
A Mercedes for the ex-wife
A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.
Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back
Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.
The stuttering party order
After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.
Divorce papers by fax
A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
Border Patrol says you smuggle people
A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Turn Off the Lights
A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.
Principal's Corporal Punishment
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
Anchovy Pizza
A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.
Condoms in the dry cleaning
A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.
Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal
A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.
Uber Hearse Prank
An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.
Child support garnishment
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
Super Bowl Party Noise 2
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
Package Delivered to Wrong House
Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.
Flowers charged to wife's card
A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.
Church Meeting Takeover
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
Fraternity Service
A fraternity brother calls Ricky Smiley to criticize his community service, leading to a debate about his contributions.
Warehouse Shift Feud
A night shift worker threatens a day shift worker over complaints about the night shift.
Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
Father's Day Surprise
A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.
Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank
A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.
New Director
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Honeymoon Suite
A hotel clerk calls Vernon to confirm a honeymoon suite reservation for his wife Martina and another man named Tony, exposing an affair.
Artist wants to paint his wife nude
An artist named Sebastian calls a husband for permission to paint his wife nude after claiming he already painted her head in Harlem. The husband threatens to meet him on 125th Street, then laughs when Tommy reveals the prank.
Dr. Petrie
A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.
Vote Republican
A caller tries to persuade Jason to vote Republican and support Donald Trump, offering a Make America Great Again hat and t-shirt.
Church Late Fee
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
Doctor Left Wedding Ring Inside Patient
A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.
My comb is in the casket
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Coworker Cheating
A coworker calls a husband saying his wife Veronica is cheating on both of them with a guy named Alan.
Valentine's dance with hotel room
A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.