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01

Stop Burning That Barbecue

A fake neighbor says Gerald's barbecue smoke is ruining the block, attacks his cooking, and orders him not to grill for a month. After Gerald threatens to visit, Tommy reveals that his cousin Trey set it up.

▶6:32
neighborbarbecuesmokecookinggrill
02

We're Repossessing the Pews

A fake party-rental employee confirms an order while repeatedly insulting the customer and threatening to take the church's pews. He reveals that the customer's sister arranged the call, followed by a long studio argument about the prank.

▶8:16
churchparty-rentalrepossessionsisterdeception
03

Animal Delivery Prank

A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.

▶5:49
animalsdeliverypeacockskangarooseal
04

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

▶11:58
hardwarebodymurdersuspense
05

Repass Chicken Order

Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.

▶7:12
chickenrepastorderfuneralrestaurant
06

Pizza to Prison

A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.

▶6:58
pizzaprisonangoladeliverythreat
07

Stop using that word

Russell from the N-word Abolishers orders Calvin to quit the word or be buried with it. Calvin keeps saying it, gives a fake address, and then learns his brother Marcus bet $500 he would slip.

▶6:14
languageslurbetbrotherphone
08

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

▶7:28
carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
09

Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back

Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.

▶5:49
engagementbreast implantsexpropertymoney
10

The stuttering party order

After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

▶5:59
partyrentalstutteringorderconfirmation
11

Divorce papers by fax

A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.

▶5:51
divorcefaxmarriagebosslawyer
12

Border Patrol says you smuggle people

A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.

▶7:05
border-patrolsmugglingaccusationimpersonationlaw-enforcement
13

Valentine's Delivery

A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.

▶7:10
valentinedeliveryex-husbandflowerssex-toys
14

Turn Off the Lights

A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.

▶6:11
prankutility billelectricitypaymentshutoff
15

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

▶6:52
schoolprincipalcorporal punishmentparentthreat
16

No Anchovies for Black Customers

A restaurant customer claims an entire party received anchovy pizzas because Black people do not eat anchovies. He threatens the owner over the supposed mistake before his mother reveals that she arranged the prank.

▶4:32
pizzaanchoviesracismrestaurantfood
17

Anchovy Pizza

A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.

▶4:34
pizzaanchoviesrestaurantprank callargument
18

Condoms in the dry cleaning

A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.

▶6:40
dry-cleanercheatingmarriagecondomshusband
19

Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal

A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.

▶4:44
cateringtheftaccusationargumentprank
20

Child support garnishment

A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.

▶6:48
child supportgarnishmentgovernmentthreat
21

Uber Hearse Prank

An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.

▶6:24
uberhearsebodyrideprank
22

Super Bowl Party Noise 2

A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.

▶6:42
super bowlpartyneighbornoise
23

Package Delivered to Wrong House

Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.

▶2:56
packagedeliverychipscousinprank call
24

Flowers charged to wife's card

A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.

▶9:32
flowerscredit cardvalentine'sprank
25

Church Meeting Takeover

A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.

▶6:46
churchconference callauthoritycriticismprank
26

Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck

Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.

▶7:08
potluckchristmasbreast-milknew-momworkplaceeggnog
27

Fraternity Service

A fraternity brother calls Ricky Smiley to criticize his community service, leading to a debate about his contributions.

▶5:32
fraternitycommunity servicericky smileyalpha
28

Warehouse Shift Feud

A night shift worker threatens a day shift worker over complaints about the night shift.

▶5:12
warehousenight shiftcomplaintfight
29

Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket

Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.

▶6:23
valentinedeliveryex-wifejealousymarriage
30

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

▶6:12
father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
31

Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank

A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.

▶5:33
hotelsuper bowlaffairwifeprank
32

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

▶6:55
churchmeetingministryconferenceprank
33

Staff Meeting Goes Off Script

Tommy impersonates a new ministry director in a staged staff meeting and criticizes the church's internet, social media, youth coordination, and music leadership. After the staff defend their work, he reveals himself as Nephew Tommy.

▶6:58
churchstaffmeetinginternetfavoritism
34

Sexy Brenda Church Prank

Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.

▶7:54
churchpackagenephewadultprank call
35

Honeymoon Suite

A hotel clerk calls Vernon to confirm a honeymoon suite reservation for his wife Martina and another man named Tony, exposing an affair.

▶5:30
hotelaffairmarriageprankradio
36

Artist wants to paint his wife nude

An artist named Sebastian calls a husband for permission to paint his wife nude after claiming he already painted her head in Harlem. The husband threatens to meet him on 125th Street, then laughs when Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:41
artistnudewifeharlemjealousy
37

Borrow Your Aunt's Casket

A caller says a newly deceased woman needs an oversized casket and asks her niece to lend the casket already holding her aunt, effectively demanding an exhumation. The niece refuses angrily before Tommy reveals her sister Sheila's prank.

▶6:55
funeralcasketauntexhumationfamily
38

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
39

Vote Republican

A caller tries to persuade Jason to vote Republican and support Donald Trump, offering a Make America Great Again hat and t-shirt.

▶7:20
prankpoliticsrepublicantrumpvoting
40

Church Late Fee

A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.

▶7:12
churchlate feesingle motheroutrage
41

Doctor Left Wedding Ring Inside Patient

A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.

▶7:10
medicalmalpracticewedding ringsurgerythreat
42

My comb is in the casket

Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.

▶10:06
funeralbarbercasketunclecomb
43

Coworker Cheating

A coworker calls a husband saying his wife Veronica is cheating on both of them with a guy named Alan.

▶6:53
coworkercheatingveronicaaffairbetrayal
44

Valentine's dance with hotel room

A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.

▶7:17
valentine'sdanceparentinghotelprank

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