U-Haul Moving In Prank

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Tommy poses as a man who bought the house and is arriving with U-Haul trucks, demanding the renter move out; the tenant threatens him before the call cuts off.

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Speaker 1

Hey, this is uh this Preston.

Speaker 1

When y'all where did y'all leave the key at?

Speaker 1

Uh I'm I'm about two hours out.

Speaker 2

You got the wrong number, bro.

Speaker 1

Call him back.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Is is this Troy?

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's Troy.

Speaker 2

Who there?

Speaker 1

Hey, this is this I'm Preston, man.

Speaker 1

Listen, I'm on my way to the house.

Speaker 1

I'm about two hours out.

Speaker 1

Wait, where did y'all leave the key at, man?

Speaker 2

Oh wait, you oh get up.

Speaker 2

You're on your way to what house?

Speaker 1

I'm on my way there.

Speaker 1

Are you are you at you at the house?

Speaker 2

Uh I'm at my house, yeah.

Speaker 2

What who you what did you say your name was?

Speaker 1

This is Preston.

Speaker 1

I uh Okay, okay.

Speaker 1

Okay, hold on, man.

Speaker 1

I don't understand.

Speaker 1

Okay, I'm on my way to the house.

Speaker 2

Uh

Speaker 2

my question.

Speaker 2

What house you talking about?

Speaker 1

Okay, you are you at Six Woods Drive?

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's my house.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, I don't understand that.

Speaker 1

All right.

Speaker 1

So listen, I'm I'm about two hours out, man.

Speaker 1

I got two U Haul trucks.

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We en route there.

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We'll be there in about two hours.

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But but I thought y'all was out of the house by now.

Speaker 1

I'm I'm kinda see where the key at.

Speaker 2

Out of the house.

Speaker 2

What on what what on now?

Speaker 2

Hold on.

Speaker 2

What what what you say?

Speaker 2

You you you got two U Haul trucks.

Speaker 2

What what you got what you got them for?

Speaker 2

What's it what's that now?

Speaker 1

I'm moving into the house.

Speaker 1

I I I bought the house.

Speaker 2

You you moving into what?

Speaker 1

Okay, how you don't know I bought the house, man?

Speaker 2

Whoa, wait.

Speaker 2

What the f the house you talking about?

Speaker 1

Oh, you on Woods Drive.

Speaker 1

That's I bought this house from Tearsdale.

Speaker 2

Yeah, Tis Dell, yeah, Tis yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

Tearsdale, that's that's what that's what we that's who we got the house from.

Speaker 2

What wait you say you bought the house.

Speaker 1

Okay, wait a minute.

Speaker 1

You leased the house from Tearsdale, right?

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, we right, right.

Speaker 2

We we still got about another year left in our lease.

Speaker 2

We we we ain't out this house for another year.

Speaker 2

I mean, and we supposed to renew that.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, we got a problem.

Speaker 1

Let me let me try to okay, uh

Speaker 2

what

Speaker 2

I'm let me get my wife on I need to get my wife on the phone.

Speaker 1

Um hold on hold hold on a m hold on a minute.

Okay.

Speaker 1

So now Tisdale tell me that y'all supposed to be out the house and I'm calling because he said y'all was gonna leave the key in a certain place.

Speaker 2

Let me get Tisdale on the phone.

Speaker 2

I cause cause uh how we how do you he ain't man, we ain't heard nothing about no selling of no house or no nothing like that.

Speaker 1

Okay, well I didn't I didn't bought the house from Tearsdale and I'm on I'm like I say, I'm I'm two hours out.

Speaker 1

I might get there a little quicker.

Speaker 1

How soon do you think y'all can get the stuff get y'all stuff out the house?

Speaker 2

Yeah, what stuff out what house?

Speaker 1

Y'all gonna have to get y'all stuff out the house.

Speaker 2

Yeah, what stuff you a gang light of that.

Speaker 2

You think we're gonna get we we we we Look, like I say, man, uh we we need to get Tizdale on the phone to get this cleared up.

Speaker 2

You am your shit.

Speaker 2

I tell you what, you bring up you haul trucks if you want to.

Speaker 2

Y'all better take our back where you come from.

Speaker 2

I tell you that.

Speaker 2

I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1

Hey, hey, listen, man, listen.

Speaker 1

The mistake, first of all, okay, you you arguing with me about my house.

Speaker 2

That's my house.

Speaker 2

No, no, no.

Speaker 2

Now see, and now I'm at see now you pissing me out.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell you like I lie like I'm gonna tell Tisdale.

Speaker 2

Ain't none of this ain't going down the way you think it's gonna go down.

Speaker 2

You understand?

Speaker 2

We signed the leaf to be in this house for a year.

Speaker 2

That's what we gonna do.

Speaker 2

We gonna be in this house for a whole year.

Speaker 1

You ain't gonna so you might as well go get yourself.

Speaker 1

Man, I'm two hours out of here.

Speaker 2

Yeah, man.

Speaker 2

Listen to me now.

Speaker 2

Listen, we done been in this house five years, okay?

Speaker 2

We got one year left in this house.

Speaker 2

Okay, and look, ain't gonna be no moving in today.

Speaker 2

We can't I can I can't move my man, I got wife, I got kids and man.

Speaker 2

I I I I look I'm telling me, I'm gonna I'm trying it's like it's like you say you got we gotta talk Tisdale.

Speaker 2

But I'm telling you, man, you pull up today and you haul, I swear for the Lord, I'm on I I'm gonna whoop your up to you, you you you done call me with all this.

Speaker 2

I ain't got no notice or nothing.

Speaker 2

You understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 1

But listen, you ain't you ain't that ain't

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you we ain't gonna disagree with me.

Speaker 1

Okay, well that's when you and Tizdale, but right now I'm on my way to my house.

Speaker 1

And you got to get your ass out of my house.

Speaker 2

No, no, you on your way to my house.

Speaker 1

And I tell you, to my house.

Speaker 2

If you got to no you come to my house, you gonna get your ass handed to you.

Speaker 1

Let me let me say this.

Speaker 1

Wait, is your kids your is your wife and kids there right now?

Speaker 2

They at church.

Speaker 2

Where your f need to be.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, i is is it in a room in what's in the garage?

Speaker 1

In a room in the garage, can you move all your stuff?

Speaker 2

Like I just told you, you pull up to my house, hey man, let me tell me I take you out.

Speaker 2

And your wife ain't

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damn how you come make me do it, you come make me do it.

Speaker 1

I'm allowed I'm gonna allow you to do this.

Speaker 1

Move all your stuff into the garage.

Speaker 2

No, I'm I'm gonna allow you to get your f whooped.

Speaker 1

Okay, well okay.

Speaker 1

So so I see I see now.

Speaker 1

I see now you want your whooped in front of your wife and kids.

Speaker 2

I see that.

Speaker 2

Oh, so you gonna whoop my what you gonna do?

Speaker 2

I tell you what, you bring the you house, you bring your wife, your kids, your dog, and you bring any about it.

Speaker 2

I whoop all your g right here in front of my house.

Speaker 1

It's not your house.

Speaker 1

It's not.

Speaker 1

I bought the I bought the house from T.

Speaker 2

I'm telling look, I tell you what, you meet me right in front of the yard, I'm gonna be right out here standing in my g room.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna whoop your f in my robe and my house shoes.

Speaker 2

How about that?

Speaker 2

Don't tell me to move out of my house.