U-Haul Moving In Prank
5:20Tommy poses as a man who bought the house and is arriving with U-Haul trucks, demanding the renter move out; the tenant threatens him before the call cuts off.
Transcript
138 linesHey, this is uh this Preston.
When y'all where did y'all leave the key at?
Uh I'm I'm about two hours out.
You got the wrong number, bro.
Call him back.
Yeah.
Is is this Troy?
Yeah, it's Troy.
Who there?
Hey, this is this I'm Preston, man.
Listen, I'm on my way to the house.
I'm about two hours out.
Wait, where did y'all leave the key at, man?
Oh wait, you oh get up.
You're on your way to what house?
I'm on my way there.
Are you are you at you at the house?
Uh I'm at my house, yeah.
What who you what did you say your name was?
This is Preston.
I uh Okay, okay.
Okay, hold on, man.
I don't understand.
Okay, I'm on my way to the house.
Uh
my question.
What house you talking about?
Okay, you are you at Six Woods Drive?
Yeah, that's my house.
Okay, okay, I don't understand that.
All right.
So listen, I'm I'm about two hours out, man.
I got two U Haul trucks.
We en route there.
We'll be there in about two hours.
But but I thought y'all was out of the house by now.
I'm I'm kinda see where the key at.
Out of the house.
What on what what on now?
Hold on.
What what what you say?
You you you got two U Haul trucks.
What what you got what you got them for?
What's it what's that now?
I'm moving into the house.
I I I bought the house.
You you moving into what?
Okay, how you don't know I bought the house, man?
Whoa, wait.
What the f the house you talking about?
Oh, you on Woods Drive.
That's I bought this house from Tearsdale.
Yeah, Tis Dell, yeah, Tis yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tearsdale, that's that's what that's what we that's who we got the house from.
What wait you say you bought the house.
Okay, wait a minute.
You leased the house from Tearsdale, right?
Yeah, yeah, we right, right.
We we still got about another year left in our lease.
We we we ain't out this house for another year.
I mean, and we supposed to renew that.
Okay, okay, we got a problem.
Let me let me try to okay, uh
what
I'm let me get my wife on I need to get my wife on the phone.
Um hold on hold hold on a m hold on a minute.
Okay.
So now Tisdale tell me that y'all supposed to be out the house and I'm calling because he said y'all was gonna leave the key in a certain place.
Let me get Tisdale on the phone.
I cause cause uh how we how do you he ain't man, we ain't heard nothing about no selling of no house or no nothing like that.
Okay, well I didn't I didn't bought the house from Tearsdale and I'm on I'm like I say, I'm I'm two hours out.
I might get there a little quicker.
How soon do you think y'all can get the stuff get y'all stuff out the house?
Yeah, what stuff out what house?
Y'all gonna have to get y'all stuff out the house.
Yeah, what stuff you a gang light of that.
You think we're gonna get we we we we Look, like I say, man, uh we we need to get Tizdale on the phone to get this cleared up.
You am your shit.
I tell you what, you bring up you haul trucks if you want to.
Y'all better take our back where you come from.
I tell you that.
I'll tell you that much.
Hey, hey, listen, man, listen.
The mistake, first of all, okay, you you arguing with me about my house.
That's my house.
No, no, no.
Now see, and now I'm at see now you pissing me out.
I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell you like I lie like I'm gonna tell Tisdale.
Ain't none of this ain't going down the way you think it's gonna go down.
You understand?
We signed the leaf to be in this house for a year.
That's what we gonna do.
We gonna be in this house for a whole year.
You ain't gonna so you might as well go get yourself.
Man, I'm two hours out of here.
Yeah, man.
Listen to me now.
Listen, we done been in this house five years, okay?
We got one year left in this house.
Okay, and look, ain't gonna be no moving in today.
We can't I can I can't move my man, I got wife, I got kids and man.
I I I I look I'm telling me, I'm gonna I'm trying it's like it's like you say you got we gotta talk Tisdale.
But I'm telling you, man, you pull up today and you haul, I swear for the Lord, I'm on I I'm gonna whoop your up to you, you you you done call me with all this.
I ain't got no notice or nothing.
You understand what I'm saying?
But listen, you ain't you ain't that ain't
you we ain't gonna disagree with me.
Okay, well that's when you and Tizdale, but right now I'm on my way to my house.
And you got to get your ass out of my house.
No, no, you on your way to my house.
And I tell you, to my house.
If you got to no you come to my house, you gonna get your ass handed to you.
Let me let me say this.
Wait, is your kids your is your wife and kids there right now?
They at church.
Where your f need to be.
Okay, okay, i is is it in a room in what's in the garage?
In a room in the garage, can you move all your stuff?
Like I just told you, you pull up to my house, hey man, let me tell me I take you out.
And your wife ain't
damn how you come make me do it, you come make me do it.
I'm allowed I'm gonna allow you to do this.
Move all your stuff into the garage.
No, I'm I'm gonna allow you to get your f whooped.
Okay, well okay.
So so I see I see now.
I see now you want your whooped in front of your wife and kids.
I see that.
Oh, so you gonna whoop my what you gonna do?
I tell you what, you bring the you house, you bring your wife, your kids, your dog, and you bring any about it.
I whoop all your g right here in front of my house.
It's not your house.
It's not.
I bought the I bought the house from T.
I'm telling look, I tell you what, you meet me right in front of the yard, I'm gonna be right out here standing in my g room.
I'm gonna whoop your f in my robe and my house shoes.
How about that?
Don't tell me to move out of my house.