Wash Your Hands

She works at a sandwich shop.

She will make you a 12-inch or a six-inch.

Don't pick her off.

I called and let her know.

And I don't think you've been washing your hands.

She lets me know.

I work from six to teeth.

Come on down.

That's the title of it, y'all.

I work from six to teeth.

Come on down.

Here you go.

Hello?

Hello, I'm just trying to speak to a Latrenda, please.

This is Latrenda.

Who is this?

Um, you work at the Seal Well sandwich shop.

Yes, I do.

Who is this?

Okay, was you there?

Did you work last Wednesday, like from six to I guess six to close?

Yeah, I work every Wednesday.

Yeah, who who is this?

Hey, my name is Ralph.

Uh, and I I I basically um uh, you know, looked around to try and get your phone number.

I got a bit of a complaint.

Right, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, you calling me with a complaint on my cell phone?

Who gave you my number?

Uh, I've done the research to get your number, ma'am.

And what I'm calling you about is while I was in there getting a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.

And when you

first of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint.

Or you call that 800 number on the back of your receipt.

Don't be calling my cell phone.

Whoever gave you my cell phone, I'm gonna whoop they ass.

Hey, listen, listen.

The problem is is that you coming out not washing your hands.

No, no.

The problem, I don't never come out and not wash my hands, first of all.

You I've been working as I've been working there for three years.

Okay.

Don't be coming at me with no bullshit that I ain't came out and not washed my hands.

I guess you ain't been washing your damn hands for no damn three years.

And you you you coming out, you know, unsanitizing this way you're treating people.

Hold on, hold on.

Don't first of all, don't be calling my motherfucking phone talking about I I ain't washed my hands.

hands, nigga.

Like I said, I've been there three years.

I've been employee of the month six times.

Don't be coming at me with none of this bullshit.

I don't know how you employ other months.

You must be the nasty employee of the month because you coming out.

You're not washing your hands.

I saw you scratch your head.

Who the hell is this?

And you ain't put no damn gloves on.

Who is I always put gloves on my hands.

You ain't have no gloves on there last night.

I don't know who the hell you think you are, but don't be calling my motherfucking phone with this bullshit.

You need to be calling headquarters if you got a complaint.

I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters and I'm coming over there tomorrow tomorrow is Wednesday.

I'm coming there tomorrow to see if you're gonna be up in there with some gloves on or you're gonna come out there to out of the bathroom again with the same thing.

Come on up there.

I'm gonna be there from six to close six to close and I bet you if you come up there tomorrow I'll make a nigga sandwich out your ass.

You gonna do what?

I'ma make a nigga sandwich out your ass.

Who you think you talking to yo you said your name was Ralph Wright don't be calling my phone with this bullshit.

Hey, let me tell you something all I'm saying to you is this right here.

If I come up in there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on, you and mess around get your ass whooped.

Oh you gonna whoop my ass, nigga?

You gonna whoop my ass six to ten bitch I'm gonna be up there from six to ten and I ain't gonna call nobody.

I ain't calling my brothers, my cousins, my uncles or nothing.

I'm gonna whoop your ass by myself.

Excuse me, you gon you you you you finna try to take on a man?

I'm gonna whoop your ass by myself, nigga that's what I said.

You need to get your little nasty behind in the bathroom and wash your hands and keep it put around put one of them netting on your hand so you don't be coming fixing people food like that.

Bring your bitch ass on up there six to ten you know where I work six to ten and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

Who you think you talking to I don't even know who the fuck you are nigger but I'm gonna know your ass tomorrow.

I'ma know you tomorrow.

Bring your bitch ass on up there six to ten and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

I'm coming up there tomorrow.

Come on.

I'm coming up there tomorrow.

Matter of fact I'ma show you how to be sanitized.

I'm gonna beat your ass with some gloves on.

Do you hear me?

You're gonna be my and you stay Talking about whooping my ass.

That's cool.

Bring your bitch ass up there and we're gonna see who's gonna get their ass whooped.

What kind of bitch ass man is you anyways to be talking about fighting a woman, nigga?

You a bitch, nigga.

You a bitch.

What what you call me?

A bitch.

B I T C H bitch.

I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow.

Is you go is you gonna be ready when I get up there?

What kind of bitch ass nigga is you anyways?

Niggas gonna call up here telling me that you gonna fight a motherfucking female nigga over some hand washing, nigga.

Fuck you, nigga.

Bring your bitch ass up here, and I'm gonna show you what it is, nigga.

Six to ten, nigga.

I'm gonna be here at six.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna be there at 545.

Bring your bitch ass up here before I clock in, and I'm gonna whoop your motherfucking ass.

Who you think you talking to?

I don't give a fuck who I'm talking to, nigga.

Just bring your ass up here tomorrow.

Six to ten, nigga, and you're gonna see.

You gonna see what's up.

I got one more thing to say to you before I come up there tomorrow.

I don't give a fuck what you got to say.

I don't care.

I'm gonna whoop your bitch ass.

Just say that.

I got I got one more thing I need to say to you.

You listen to me.

What?

You listen?

What, nigga?

What?

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I don't give a fuck who you You say who?

Hey, this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your co-worker, Tasha.

Man, you bullshitting, man.

See, man, y'all got me, man.

That's all right.

Six to ten tomorrow.

I got something for her.

She's gonna have to watch her back every hour.

Every hour on the hour.

I got something for her.

I ain't gonna hurt her, but uh I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow.

Believe that.

Were you ready though?

I was hell yeah, I was gonna whoop your ass.

Man, you don't even know what you had in store for you.

I swear, I ain't bullshitting.

I swear.

You're gonna have to have your uncle's gonna pull me off your ass, and that probably wouldn't have been enough either.

Shit, bodyguards, security, police, everything.

Oh god.

I ain't bullshit.

Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, baby girl.

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