Your toddler is too fat

What did you say he said again?

I live in a ****** Murphy Road.

****** Murphy Road.

Yeah, I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Benita.

Yes, sir.

All right.

How are you doing today?

I'm good.

Oh, how's little Devon?

How's he doing?

He's good.

He's laying down taking a nap.

Okay.

You guys have been coming here, I guess, about a year now, right?

Yes, since he was one.

Okay.

Listen, I wanted to give you a call.

I'm looking at some information.

is he eating properly at home when you say eating what do you mean I mean is he getting meals every

time he's supposed to get them while he's at home yeah he's doing pretty good okay now there's no

situation where you guys may be a shortage of food or anything like that are you uh wait a minute

shortage of food no sir my husband works real good we don't have a problem with a shortage of

Looking at the record, Lil' Devon is two.

Yes, sir.

Have you looked at the comparison of two-year-olds, the majority of two-year-olds,

in comparison to, I guess I should say size, in comparison to Devon's size?

You mean like in body weight, body size?

I mean, he's a little tall.

You know, he wasn't a small child when he was born.

He was 10 pounds.

But, no, he's on the scale of right where he should be.

He's just a little, you know, taller because his daddy is tall.

So you don't think he's anywhere in the ballpark of obesity?

At two? You mean fat?

I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but Miss Kathy, you're...

I mean, your son's...

Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing, and we're talking about,

you think my son is a little overweight or what? What's the problem?

Well, I mean, I think he's fat, you know, and the problem I'm having...

I'm noticing the records of everything as well. Wait, we need to back up to you think he's fat. I've never spoken to you

Mr. Kirby, is that what you said? My name is Kirby

Okay, so every morning that I dropped him off for a year and I give my daycare money

Miss Bonita has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my son is fat

You deal with him on a daily basis

I don't do it on a daily basis

of anybody at the daycare and not only that he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day a gallon

of milk y'all only get snacks two times a day and he's there only for breakfast and lunch and how in

the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk and if he is but all I know is this no I'm blown away by

this because you called me on a Sunday calling my damn child fat that's the problem and your

wife has never said a damn thing never has she said one thing to me in a year when she collected

money. She ain't said my son is eating y'all at a house and home. Okay. Well, you know,

my wife's a different person and she tries to be cordial with everyone. She's the one

who deals with me, Mr. Kirby. I've never met you. Never met you. It's Mr. Sunday. The reason

why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow if you're going to be

trying to drop your son off. Oh, I am going to drop him off. I am going to drop him off.

No, no, no. That's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now, here's what we can do.

There's two alternatives here. Either you can keep him at home. No, I'm not keeping

works and I work I'm dropping my damn son off at 6 30 like I do every morning

because obviously you ain't the one that need to be talking to me because if you're not there

every day and I deal with your wife I'm telling you that your son is too big to be

coming every morning if that's the case and if he's eating at a house and home I'll send him

What you gonna feed him for two full meals and two snacks, and if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag

I don't care. There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon of milk

Here's the deal. I don't want you to have to stop bringing your son now and i'm not and i'm not here's my second alternative

I will put him on a diet. Okay. I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't no damn doctor

Give him an apple and a glass of water in the morning and I'll give him an apple and a glass of water in the evening

And then you guys can feed him when he gets home

You must be certified in the food program

Especially if you sitting up here telling me my damn son is going on a diet and he's not drinking no water and no

Apple he needs a full snack if the other kids is having an apple and water

Then that's what you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case in hell, no, he better get the full snack

So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it

That's what my son better be getting and if he won't extra he better get it

you need to back up I know you did not cut to me you ain't got to worry about it we don't have

nothing else talking about my husband me your wife and everybody that work in that damn daycare

better be there in the morning because at 6 30 we gonna be there and my son he's coming all

gonna eat all week if he want two gallons of milk he gonna drink it if he want two plates of food

he gonna get it because I tell you what we saved damn good money to come to that daycare so

you're gonna bring your child up there and I'm gonna have to put him on some slim fast

now I will put your child on slim fast I was trying not to get him suspected but I will

give him some slim fast and you're gonna get a slim fast whooping I'm gonna whoop your

They don't get a slim fat whooping.

All the little kids that have some slim fats, if he getting some, he better eat whatever they eating.

If they eating steak, well, damn it, he better have some, too.

If we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole damn cow.

Well, I don't care.

I'll pay for it.

But he better not get no slim fats.

I will shut it the f***ing down about my child.

Okay, I got something else you need to know about your son.

What the f***ing else do I need to know besides you think my son is f***ing overweight?

What the f***ing else can you tell me today?

I need to tell you this.

To tell you that this is Nephew Tommy

From the Steve Harvey Morning Show

Your girlfriend, Lucretia

Got me to prank phone call you

What the f*** did you just say?

What the f*** did you just say?

This is Nephew Tommy

From the Steve Harvey Morning Show

Your girlfriend, Lucretia

Got me to prank phone call you

I'm gonna beat that s*** to death

She know I don't play by my damn son

At all

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